Narrative

271.   Eirena Emmalyn Gilles was born to Eddie Gilles and Dunc Gilles in the town of Cummington, on the island of Waterford. 21 people came to meet Eirena Gilles for the first time this year: Eirena Gilles, Bessy Noland, Melania Vaclav, Janis Gilles, Sigfried Melvin, Tucky Gilles, Martino Noland, Terri-Jo Gilles, Sky Guillermo, Dunc Gilles, Douglas Gilles, Liorah Melvin, Dode Gilles, Eddie Gilles, Ambrosia Noland, Bobbi Vaclav, Elnora Aldis, Case Vaclav, Ann Gilles, Nev Aldis, and Sivert Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Eirena this year.
272.   Eirena is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Eirena Gilles's younger brother, Nikos Gilles, was born in Cummington. Eirena Gilles's brother, Nikos Gilles, died in Cummington, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Eirena Gilles made 25 new friends this year: Gizela Aldis, Stacy Aldis, Dru Aldis, Wilber Gilles, Dunc Gilles, Ivett Gilles, Janis Gilles, Corette Gilles, Indira Gilles, Roddie Gilles, Alford Jordan, Lockwood Melvin, Cordey Melvin, Casandra Melvin, Kelsey Melvin, Silvan Melvin, Nadya Noland, Sivert Noland, Sheppard Prasun, Eulalie Prasun, Gene Shumeet, Elinor Vaclav, Gunner Vaclav, Annabela Vaclav, and Ikey Zollie.
273.   Eirena is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Eirena Gilles's younger sister, Rosalyn Gilles, was born in Cummington. Sianna Melvin people came to meet Eirena Gilles for the first time. Eirena Gilles made 21 new friends this year: Emylee Aldis, Davidson Aldis, Sheilakathryn Gilles, Oscar Gilles, Tania Gilles, Antin Gilles, Shea Gilles, Dode Gilles, Tucky Gilles, Ann Gilles, Dru Guillermo, Frederica Melvin, Etienne Melvin, Alexis Noland, Zelig Noland, Ambrosia Noland, Kevan Noland, Eric Shumeet, Rona Vaclav, Lolita Vaclav, and Benn Zollie.
274.   Eirena is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Eirena Gilles made 11 new friends this year: Sorcha Aldis, Terri-Jo Gilles, Nickolas Gilles, Robena Gilles, Abbot Guillermo, Liorah Melvin, Liane Noland, Koo Noland, Carolann Prasun, Juana Shumeet, and Sibyl Zollie.
275.   Eirena has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Eirena Gilles made 8 new friends this year: Aziz Aldis, Elnora Aldis, Wilber Gilles, Dimitri Gilles, Dirk Gilles, Jerri Melvin, Krissie Melvin, and Bobbi Vaclav.
276.   Eirena Gilles turned 5. Eirena Gilles's mother, Eddie Gilles, murdered 2-year-old Ephrem Melvin in Cummington, Waterford. Eirena Gilles's mother, Eddie Gilles, killed 28-year-old Jerri Melvin in self-defense in Cummington, Waterford, after the latter tried to murder her. This was her second victim. Eirena Gilles met 11 new people this year: Jack Gilles, Gabriellia Guillermo, Sander Shumeet, Laney Zollie, Addie Shumeet, Loleta Guillermo, Jordanna Gilles, Dirk Gilles, Demetrius Melvin, Crystal Prasun, and Daloris Noland. Eirena Gilles made 9 new friends this year: Lucas Gilles, Fanya Gilles, Gabriellia Guillermo, Filippa Melvin, Zelig Noland, Bessy Noland, Aidan Shumeet, Aubrey Vaclav, and Sidoney Zollie.
277.   Eirena visited her friend Juana Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Eirena Gilles met 13 new people this year: Max Zollie, Morlee Noland, Felicle Melvin, Abdel Vaclav, Biddy Prasun, Englebart Melvin, Aubert Vaclav, Joycelin Gilles, Adrian Vaclav, Shep Aldis, Cecil Vaclav, Jerrome Vaclav, and Windy Zollie. Eirena Gilles made 18 new friends this year: Antonius Aldis, Shep Aldis, Halimeda Aldis, Karin Aldis, Jim Gilles, Madelle Gilles, Kate Gilles, Jack Gilles, Valaria Gilles, Rosalyn Gilles, Sky Guillermo, Loleta Guillermo, Sloan Melvin, Uriel Prasun, Jerrome Vaclav, Cecil Vaclav, Mariel Vaclav, and Thurston Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eirena this year.
278.   Eirena Gilles met 7 new people this year: Morris Noland, Dewey Noland, Basil Gilles, Enrico Gilles, Jim Aldis, Samuel Gilles, and Suellen Aldis. Eirena Gilles made 18 new friends this year: Jim Aldis, Clarisa Aldis, Thedrick Aldis, Suellen Aldis, Bradly Gilles, Stesha Gilles, Tabb Gilles, Breena Melvin, Englebart Melvin, Anallese Noland, Odele Noland, Bernd Noland, Tuckie Noland, Crystal Prasun, Aubert Vaclav, Kissiah Zollie, Etta Zollie, and Hank Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eirena this year.
279.   Malcolm Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Microbarograph, which Malcolm Gilles has agreed to lead. Dunc Gilles politely declined an invitation from Malcolm Gilles to leave Cummington on the Microbarograph, due to considerations of Malcolm Gilles's inexperience as a ship captain. Eirena Gilles met 5 new people this year: Kevan Noland, Leopold Shumeet, Maynard Melvin, Brandon Noland, and Max Noland. Eirena Gilles made 15 new friends this year: Ellynn Gilles, Shep Gilles, Rebbecca Gilles, Joycelin Gilles, Val Melvin, Sianna Melvin, Husain Noland, Max Noland, Camella Noland, Brandon Noland, Leopold Shumeet, Louise Vaclav, Case Vaclav, Madison Vaclav, and Abdel Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eirena this year.
280.   Eirena Gilles's younger sister, Suzzy Gilles, was born in Cummington. Eirena Gilles met 5 new people this year: Rhiamon Aldis, Gabriel Aldis, Skip Gilles, Joletta Gilles, and Michal Gilles. Eirena Gilles made 22 new friends this year: Gerladina Aldis, Nev Aldis, Rubetta Aldis, Bert Aldis, Locke Gilles, Malcolm Gilles, Skip Gilles, Maynard Melvin, Trip Melvin II, Randolph Melvin, Vernon Melvin, Melinda Noland, Jacinda Noland, Dewey Noland, Morlee Noland, Nealy Noland, Daloris Noland, Terence Prasun, Biddy Prasun, Denny Vaclav, Max Zollie, and Windy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eirena this year.
281.   Eirena Gilles turned 10. Eirena Gilles's younger brother, Andros Gilles, was born in Cummington. Eirena Gilles met 5 new people this year: Micki Aldis, Toinette Gilles, Nevins Jordan, Meredithe Vaclav, and Laird Gilles. Eirena Gilles made 6 new friends this year: Micki Aldis, Dode Gilles, Enrico Gilles, Huntlee Gilles, Nevins Jordan, and Adrian Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eirena this year.
282.   Eirena Gilles's parents Eddie Gilles and Dunc Gilles divorced after 16 years of marriage; they had 7 children together. Eddie Gilles and Dunc Gilles decided that Eddie will stay in their house, and Dunc will move out. Eirena visited her friend Lucas Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Eirena Gilles's father, Dunc Gilles, was murdered in Cummington, Waterford by Jacinda Noland; he was 36 years old. Eirena Gilles's brother, Andros Gilles, died in Cummington, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Eirena Gilles met 5 new people this year: Shannon Prasun, Bernardina Gilles, Pamela Zollie, Ingram Aldis, and Kissiah Aldis. Eirena Gilles made 11 new friends this year: Ingram Aldis, Ingram Aldis, Kissiah Aldis, Bernardina Gilles, Suzzy Gilles, Michal Gilles, Valentine Melvin, Morris Noland, Shannon Prasun, Miranda Prasun, and Pamela Zollie.
283.   Eirena visited her friend Liane Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Eirena visited her friend Denny Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Eirena visited her friend Locke Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Eirena visited her friend Trip Melvin II, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Eirena Gilles met 5 new people this year: Eunice Vaclav, Gianna Shumeet, Iggy Myke, Elnora Aldis, and Harvard Aldis. Eirena Gilles made 8 new friends this year: Elnora Aldis, Laird Gilles, Basil Gilles, Gianna Shumeet, Meredithe Vaclav, Eunice Vaclav, Alvinia Vaclav, and Jolynn Zollie.
284.   Eirena Gilles met 7 new people this year: Fan Aldis, Siouxie Aldis, Max Melvin, Cassey Jordan, Dewey Jordan, Forrest Noland, and Kareem Jordan. Eirena Gilles made 5 new friends this year: Siouxie Aldis, Arleta Aldis, Kareem Jordan, Cassey Jordan, and Forrest Noland.
285.   Eirena visited her friend Carolann Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Eirena visited her friend Halimeda Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Eirena Gilles met 3 new people this year: Murphy Myke, Dyna Myke, and Carlisle Prasun. Eirena just found out from Dyna Myke that her family member Peirce Gilles died in Seattle, Waterford 9 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Cummington, Waterford. (Dyna had recently found this out from Dyna Myke.) Eirena visited with her family member Dyna Myke, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Eirena Gilles made 3 new friends this year: King Melvin, Carlisle Prasun, and Matilde Vaclav.
286.   Eirena Gilles turned 15. Eirena Gilles moved out of Aldis House in Cummington. Eirena Gilles moved into Prasun House in Cummington. Eirena Gilles's mother Eddie Gilles married Aziz Aldis in Cummington, Waterford. Eddie Gilles is now named Eddie Aldis. Eirena Gilles met 10 new people this year: Lelah Melvin, Thorpe Zollie, Misha Vaclav, Crystie Vaclav, Muhammad Noland, Jae Zollie, Tye Noland, Sidonia Vaclav, Ki Zollie, and Adoree Vaclav. Eirena visited with her friend Lolita Noland, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Eirena Gilles made 9 new friends this year: Debby Aldis, Rodney Aldis, Suellen Aldis, Tye Noland, Yigal Shumeet, Misha Vaclav, Crystie Vaclav, Adoree Vaclav, and Sidonia Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eirena this year.
287.   Eirena Gilles's younger half-sister, Rosalyn Aldis, was born in Cummington. Eirena Gilles met 4 new people this year: Nani Zollie, Cherise Prasun, Madison Vaclav, and Hodge Gilles. Eirena visited with her friend Sorcha Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Eirena Gilles made 5 new friends this year: Philis Aldis, Hodge Gilles, Lelah Melvin, Jefferson Vaclav, and Ki Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eirena this year.
288.   Eirena Gilles's younger half-sister, Karin Aldis, was born in Cummington. Eirena Gilles's half-sister, Rosalyn Aldis, died in Cummington, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Eirena Gilles met 8 new people this year: Bay Noland, Anya Melvin, Margarete Aldis, Jeb Aldis, Yigal Shumeet, Clo Aldis, Yolanda Gilles, and Halimeda Shumeet. Eirena visited with her friend Jim Gilles, who she hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Eirena visited with her friend Casandra Noland, who she hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Eirena Gilles made 5 new friends this year: Jeb Aldis, Pip Melvin, Beverly Melvin, Halimeda Shumeet, and Haywood Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eirena this year.
289.   Eirena Gilles is now 18 years old. Eirena visited her grandmother, Janis Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Eirena Gilles met 10 new people this year: Kamilah Aldis, Suellen Aldis, Dirk Gilles, Jefferson Aldis, Corine Aldis, Anna-Diane Zollie, Ellynn Aldis, Evelyn Gilles, Alberto Gilles, and Debbra Aldis. Eirena visited with her friend Kelsey Melvin, who she hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Eirena Gilles made 15 new friends this year: Kamilah Aldis, Jefferson Aldis, Kitty Aldis, Hezekiah Aldis, Ellynn Aldis, Corine Aldis, Hendrick Aldis, Luce Gilles, Agamemnon Gilles, Joletta Gilles, Alberto Gilles, Bernardina Melvin, Yigal Shumeet, Nate Vaclav, and Lolita Vaclav.
290.   Talbert Shumeet is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Microbarograph, which Talbert Shumeet has agreed to lead. Eirena Gilles moved out of Prasun House in Cummington. Eirena Gilles moved into Jordan House in Cummington. Eirena Gilles married Wilber Gilles in Cummington, Waterford. Eirena Gilles met 4 new people this year: Raina Vaclav, Joey Zollie, Freddy Zollie, and Hally Melvin. Eirena Gilles made 5 new friends this year: Margarete Aldis, Em Aldis, Anya Melvin, Freddy Zollie, and Joey Zollie.
291.   Eirena Gilles is now 20 years old. Eirena Gilles gave birth to a boy named Erl Roddie Gilles, of whom Wilber Gilles is the father. Eirena Gilles decided to leave Cummington, and her husband Wilber Gilles begrudgingly agreed; they will do so shortly. Eirena Gilles's husband, Wilber Gilles, and child, Erl Gilles, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Eirena. Eirena Gilles moved out of Jordan House in Cummington. Eirena Gilles is moving east from Wilderness of Waterford at a brisk pace. Eirena Gilles stopped in the wilderness 11 miles east of Cummington. Eirena Gilles met one new person this year, Rosalia Melvin. Eirena visited with her friend Kevan Noland, who she hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Eirena visited with her friend Fonsie Melvin, who she hadn't seen since 20 years ago in Cummington, Waterford.
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293.   Eirena Gilles gave birth to a boy named Wilber Hadleigh Gilles; he is named for his father Wilber Patsy Gilles. Eirena visited with her friend Abbot Guillermo, who she hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Eirena visited with her friend Nev Aldis, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eirena this year.
294.   Eirena Gilles met two new people this year, Bryn Vaclav and Bevvy Vaclav.
295.   Eirena Gilles gave birth to a girl named Starr Elnora Gilles, after Starr Gilles, of whom Wilber Gilles is the father. Eirena Gilles's daughter, Starr Gilles, died alone in the wilderness of Waterford from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Eirena Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Wilber Gilles, Haydon Shumeet, and Bryn Vaclav.
296.   Eirena Gilles turned 25. Eirena Gilles murdered 32-year-old Ellwood Gilles in the wilderness of Wilderness of Waterford. Eirena Gilles was murdered by Shannen Gilles in an act of revenge. Wilber Gilles buried Eirena Gilles in the wilderness of Waterford and placed a gravestone at the site.
311.   Eirena Gilles's grandchild, named Gwyneth Prasun, was born in the town of Bon Air, Port Jervis; the child's father is Eirena's son, Erl Gilles. Eirena Gilles's son Wilber Gilles married Gusti Aldis in Bon Air, Port Jervis.
312.   Eirena Gilles's son Erl Gilles married Leonora Prasun in Bon Air, Port Jervis.
314.   Eirena Gilles's grandchild, named Sarina Gilles, was born in the town of Mount Zollie, Port Jervis; the child's father is Eirena's son, Erl Gilles. Eirena Gilles's son Erl Gilles and Leonora Gilles divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Leonora Gilles and Erl Gilles decided that their child, Sarina, will live with Erl.
339.   Eirena Gilles's granddaughter, Sarina Aldis, murdered 25-year-old Abbot Noland in the wilderness of Wilderness of Port Jervis.