Narrative

266.   Talbert Juanita Shumeet was born to Gianna Shumeet and Addie Shumeet in the town of Hooper Bay, on the island of Waterford. 6 people came to meet Talbert Shumeet for the first time this year: Sander Shumeet, Jerrome Vaclav, Gianna Shumeet, Addie Shumeet, Agathe Shumeet, and Talbert Shumeet. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Talbert this year.
267.   Talbert is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Talbert Shumeet's younger sister, Aidan Shumeet, was born in Hooper Bay.
268.   Talbert is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
269.   Talbert is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
270.   Talbert has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
271.   Talbert Shumeet turned 5.
272.   Talbert Shumeet met one new person this year, Odele Noland.
276.   Talbert Shumeet is now 10 years old. Talbert Shumeet's half-brother, Corky Vaclav, murdered 23-year-old Candra Myke in Seattle, Waterford. Addie Shumeet's wife, Gianna Shumeet, and children, Sander Shumeet, Aidan Shumeet, and Talbert Shumeet, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Addie. Talbert Shumeet moved out of Zollie House in Hooper Bay. Addie Shumeet stopped at Cummington, 3 miles west of Hooper Bay. Addie Shumeet heard about an uninhabited house in Cummington, Waterford, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Talbert Shumeet moved into Zollie House in Cummington. Talbert Shumeet moved out of Zollie House in Wilderness of Waterford. Talbert Shumeet met 44 new people this year: Morlee Noland, Tabb Gilles, Laney Zollie, Terri-Jo Gilles, Joycelin Gilles, Cordey Melvin, Fanya Gilles, Sloan Melvin, Nadya Noland, Melinda Noland, Tania Gilles, Benn Zollie, Shep Gilles, Case Vaclav, Matilde Melvin, Bobbi Vaclav, Jack Gilles, Dirk Gilles, Aziz Aldis, Octavia Melvin, Rona Vaclav, Lucas Gilles, Karin Aldis, Wilber Gilles, Loraine Gilles, Gunner Vaclav, Sianna Melvin, Stesha Gilles, Jacinda Noland, Dunc Gilles, Bessy Noland, Rosalyn Gilles, Eirena Gilles, Zelig Noland, Vernon Melvin, Crystal Prasun, Dimitri Gilles, Roddie Gilles, Clarisa Aldis, Dode Gilles, Maynard Melvin, Emylee Aldis, Indira Gilles, and Koo Noland. Talbert Shumeet made 38 new friends this year: Aziz Aldis, Stacy Aldis, Elnora Aldis, Karin Aldis, Terri-Jo Gilles, Shea Gilles, Fanya Gilles, Tania Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Shep Gilles, Dimitri Gilles, Dode Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Loraine Gilles, Tabb Gilles, Valaria Gilles, Ann Gilles, Madelle Gilles, Kate Gilles, Dunc Gilles, Janis Gilles, Sheilakathryn Gilles, Nickolas Gilles, Indira Gilles, Dode Gilles, Roddie Gilles, Stesha Gilles, Sloan Melvin, Jacinda Noland, Nadya Noland, Bessy Noland, Alexis Noland, Koo Noland, Zelig Noland, Zelig Noland, Gunner Vaclav, Rona Vaclav, and Sibyl Zollie.
277.   Talbert visited his aunt, Juana Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Talbert Shumeet moved into Zollie House in Cummington. Talbert Shumeet met 14 new people this year: Halimeda Aldis, Max Zollie, Louise Vaclav, Abdel Vaclav, Englebart Melvin, Aubert Vaclav, Windy Zollie, Huntlee Gilles, Daloris Noland, Biddy Prasun, Kissiah Zollie, Hank Zollie, Aubert Vaclav, and Antonius Aldis. Talbert Shumeet made 18 new friends this year: Leopold Aldis, Antonius Aldis, Shep Aldis, Rosalyn Gilles, Dirk Gilles, Corette Gilles, Jordanna Gilles, Malcolm Gilles, Huntlee Gilles, Ivett Gilles, Matilde Melvin, Silvan Melvin, Melinda Noland, Terence Prasun, Eulalie Prasun, Louise Vaclav, Elinor Vaclav, and Cecil Vaclav.
278.   Talbert Shumeet's younger brother, Rodrique Shumeet, was born in Cummington. Talbert Shumeet's brother, Rodrique Shumeet, died in Cummington, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Talbert Shumeet met 10 new people this year: Ibrahim Noland, Mamie Gilles, Jim Aldis, Adrian Vaclav, Skip Gilles, Thedrick Aldis, Trip Melvin II, Samuel Gilles, Dewey Noland, and Suellen Aldis. Talbert Shumeet made 17 new friends this year: Suellen Aldis, Jim Aldis, Clarisa Aldis, Thedrick Aldis, Samuel Gilles, Joycelin Gilles, Locke Gilles, Loleta Guillermo, Frederica Melvin, Englebart Melvin, Breena Melvin, Sivert Noland, Odele Noland, Abdel Vaclav, Aubrey Vaclav, Etta Zollie, and Kissiah Zollie.
279.   Malcolm Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Microbarograph, which Malcolm Gilles has agreed to lead. Addie Shumeet accepted an invitation from Malcolm Gilles to leave Cummington on the Microbarograph, but will have to consult family. Gianna Shumeet agreed to go on the journey; their children Sander Shumeet, Talbert Shumeet, and Aidan Shumeet will also come along. Talbert Shumeet moved out of Zollie House in Cummington. Talbert Shumeet boarded the Microbarograph from the port of Cummington, Waterford. The group about to board the Microbarograph has decided that, rather than Malcolm Gilles naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Addie Shumeet's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Aubert Vaclav vocally disagrees. The Microbarograph, under command of Capt. Addie Shumeet, has left the harbor at Cummington, Waterford. The Microbarograph is heading S at quarter-speed. As an act of mutiny, Aubert Vaclav is going to attempt to murder Capt. Addie Shumeet, whose decision-making aboard the Microbarograph has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Aubert Vaclav murdered 57-year-old Capt. Addie Shumeet at sea aboard the Microbarograph as an act of mutiny. Talbert Shumeet's father, Capt. Addie Shumeet, was murdered aboard the Microbarograph in an act of mutiny by Aubert Vaclav; he was 57 years old. Aubert Vaclav has installed himself as the new captain of the Microbarograph; he has never captained a ship before. As Capt. Aubert Vaclav's first order of business, he will immediately navigate the Microbarograph toward the nearest island. The Microbarograph is approaching the shores of Waterford at full speed. Microbarograph is now docked at Cummington, on Waterford. Talbert Shumeet found an uninhabited house in Cummington, Waterford, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Talbert Shumeet moved into Vaclav House in Cummington. Talbert Shumeet met 8 new people this year: Max Noland, Morris Noland, Enrico Gilles, Kevan Noland, Camella Noland, Barbi Gilles, Hubert Prasun, and Eunice Vaclav. Talbert Shumeet made 14 new friends this year: Halimeda Aldis, Enrico Gilles, Dirk Gilles, Gabriellia Guillermo, Sky Guillermo, Randolph Melvin, Krissie Melvin, Nealy Noland, Max Noland, Kevan Noland, Dewey Noland, Leopold Shumeet, Eunice Vaclav, and Jermain Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Talbert this year.
280.   Talbert Shumeet met 4 new people this year: Rhiamon Aldis, Brandon Noland, Nev Aldis, and Gabriel Aldis. Talbert Shumeet made 8 new friends this year: Bert Aldis, Nev Aldis, Ellynn Gilles, Skip Gilles, Anallese Noland, Crystal Prasun, Denny Vaclav, and Max Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Talbert this year.
281.   Talbert Shumeet is now 15 years old. Talbert Shumeet met 3 new people this year: Gizela Aldis, Suzzy Gilles, and Michal Gilles. Talbert Shumeet made 9 new friends this year: Gizela Aldis, Emylee Aldis, Oscar Gilles, Michal Gilles, Sianna Melvin, Maynard Melvin, Vernon Melvin, Daloris Noland, and Adrian Vaclav. Talbert Shumeet is worrying about his father Capt. Addie Shumeet, who 2 years ago left for a voyage on the Microbarograph and hasn't been heard from since.
282.   Talbert Shumeet met 9 new people this year: Carolann Prasun, Ingram Aldis, Bernardina Gilles, Siouxie Aldis, Arleta Aldis, Shannon Prasun, Iggy Myke, Kissiah Aldis, and Pamela Zollie. Talbert Shumeet made 17 new friends this year: Ingram Aldis, Arleta Aldis, Kissiah Aldis, Ingram Aldis, Eddie Gilles, Laird Gilles, Nevins Jordan, Morris Noland, Morlee Noland, Carolann Prasun, Shannon Prasun, Miranda Prasun, Biddy Prasun, Pamela Zollie, Ikey Zollie, Jolynn Zollie, and Windy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Talbert this year. Talbert Shumeet is worrying about his father Capt. Addie Shumeet, who 3 years ago left for a voyage on the Microbarograph and hasn't been heard from since.
283.   Talbert visited his friend Denny Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Talbert visited his friend Locke Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Talbert Shumeet met two new people this year, Gianna Shumeet and Fan Aldis. Talbert Shumeet made 6 new friends this year: Elnora Aldis, Bernardina Gilles, Gianna Shumeet, Alvinia Vaclav, Bobbi Vaclav, and Madison Vaclav. Talbert Shumeet is worrying about his father Capt. Addie Shumeet, who 4 years ago left for a voyage on the Microbarograph and hasn't been heard from since.
284.   Talbert Shumeet is now 18 years old. Talbert Shumeet met 5 new people this year: Forrest Noland, Dewey Jordan, Adoree Vaclav, Kareem Jordan, and Cassey Jordan. Talbert Shumeet made 5 new friends this year: Gerladina Aldis, Micki Aldis, Valentine Melvin, King Melvin, and Forrest Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Talbert this year. Talbert Shumeet is worrying about his father Capt. Addie Shumeet, who 5 years ago left for a voyage on the Microbarograph and hasn't been heard from since.
285.   Talbert Shumeet married Beverly Vaclav in Cummington, Waterford. Beverly Vaclav is now named Beverly Shumeet. Talbert visited his friend Carolann Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Talbert visited his friend Halimeda Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Talbert Shumeet met 8 new people this year: Em Aldis, Yigal Shumeet, Walt Shumeet, Carlisle Prasun, Cherise Prasun, Murphy Myke, Yolanda Gilles, and Dyna Myke. Talbert Shumeet made 9 new friends this year: Siouxie Aldis, Joletta Gilles, Robena Gilles, Pip Melvin, Uriel Prasun, Yigal Shumeet, Gianna Shumeet, Walt Shumeet, and Beverly Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Talbert this year.
286.   Talbert Shumeet is now 20 years old. Beverly Shumeet asked Talbert Shumeet for a divorce; Talbert pleaded for them to stay together, but Beverly insists on divorcing. Talbert Shumeet and Beverly Shumeet divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Beverly Shumeet and Talbert Shumeet decided that Talbert will stay in their house, and Beverly will move out. Talbert Shumeet met 5 new people this year: Jefferson Vaclav, Ki Zollie, Lelah Melvin, Roderic Zollie, and Jae Zollie. Talbert Shumeet made 11 new friends this year: Debby Aldis, Fan Aldis, Rodney Aldis, Jack Gilles, Basil Gilles, Suzzy Gilles, Carlisle Prasun, Crystie Vaclav, Misha Vaclav, Sidonia Vaclav, and Adoree Vaclav. Talbert Shumeet is wondering about his father Capt. Addie Shumeet, who 7 years ago left for a voyage on the Microbarograph and hasn't been heard from since.
287.   Talbert Shumeet's mother Gianna Shumeet married Valentine Melvin in Cummington, Waterford. Gianna Shumeet is now named Gianna Melvin. Talbert Shumeet met 6 new people this year: Thorpe Zollie, Bay Noland, Muhammad Noland, Hodge Gilles, Evelyn Gilles, and Nani Zollie. Talbert Shumeet made 7 new friends this year: Philis Aldis, Hodge Gilles, Yolanda Gilles, Dyna Myke, Sorcha Vaclav, Jefferson Vaclav, and Aubert Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Talbert this year.
288.   Talbert Shumeet met 9 new people this year: Jim Gilles, Kamilah Aldis, Haywood Shumeet, Jeb Aldis, Anya Melvin, Margarete Aldis, Raina Vaclav, Clo Aldis, and Madison Vaclav. Talbert Shumeet made 8 new friends this year: Kamilah Aldis, Jeb Aldis, Suellen Aldis, Jim Gilles, Cassey Jordan, Lolita Vaclav, Thorpe Zollie, and Jae Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Talbert this year. Talbert Shumeet is wondering about his father Capt. Addie Shumeet, who 9 years ago left for a voyage on the Microbarograph and hasn't been heard from since.
289.   Talbert visited his friend Janis Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Talbert Shumeet met 10 new people this year: Suellen Aldis, Karin Aldis, Dirk Gilles, Nate Vaclav, Alberto Gilles, Anna-Diane Zollie, Hally Melvin, Yigal Shumeet, Luce Gilles, and Debbra Aldis. Talbert Shumeet made 14 new friends this year: Kitty Aldis, Suellen Aldis, Hendrick Aldis, Dru Aldis, Ellynn Aldis, Luce Gilles, Agamemnon Gilles, Alberto Gilles, Dewey Jordan, Kelsey Melvin, Lelah Melvin, Halimeda Shumeet, Nate Vaclav, and Anna-Diane Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Talbert this year. Talbert Shumeet is worrying about his father Capt. Addie Shumeet, who 10 years ago left for a voyage on the Microbarograph and hasn't been heard from since.
290.   Talbert Shumeet is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Microbarograph, which Talbert Shumeet has agreed to lead. Talbert Shumeet moved out of Vaclav House in Cummington. Talbert Shumeet boarded the Microbarograph from the port of Cummington, Waterford. The group about to board the Microbarograph has decided that, rather than Talbert Shumeet naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Talbert Shumeet's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Dimitri Gilles is hurt by the decision. Talbert Shumeet was designated captain of the Microbarograph, which will depart Cummington shortly; he has never captained a ship before. The Microbarograph, under command of Capt. Talbert Shumeet, has left the harbor at Cummington, Waterford. The Microbarograph is heading N at quarter-speed. Capt. Talbert Shumeet married Indira Gilles on the Microbarograph; they now share quarters aboard the Microbarograph. Indira Gilles is now named Indira Shumeet. As an act of mutiny, Dimitri Gilles is going to attempt to murder Capt. Talbert Shumeet, whose decision-making aboard the Microbarograph has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Dimitri Gilles attempted to murder Capt. Talbert Shumeet as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Dimitri Gilles and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Max Noland, Hezekiah Aldis, Cassey Jordan, Uriel Prasun, Ariel Vaclav, Max Zollie, Jefferson Vaclav, Shep Gilles, Yigal Shumeet, Casandra Noland, Philis Melvin, Misha Vaclav, Jae Zollie, Hodge Gilles, Anna-Diane Zollie, Gerladina Aldis, Catarina Aldis, Pip Melvin, Emylee Aldis, Nate Vaclav, Bert Aldis, Frederica Shumeet, Breena Melvin, and Eddie Aldis. Since there are no nearby uninhabited islands on which the conspirators could be marooned, they will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 26-year-old Max Noland at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Max tried to murder Talbert. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Hezekiah Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hezekiah tried to murder Talbert. This was his second victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 57-year-old Cassey Jordan at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Cassey tried to murder Talbert. This was his third victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 17-year-old Uriel Prasun at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Uriel tried to murder Talbert. This was his fourth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of his 25-year-old cousin Ariel Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Ariel tried to murder Talbert. This was his fifth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 17-year-old Max Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Max tried to murder Talbert. This was his sixth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of his 18-year-old nephew Jefferson Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Jefferson tried to murder Talbert. This was his seventh victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 18-year-old Shep Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Shep tried to murder Talbert. This was his eighth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Yigal Shumeet at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Yigal tried to murder Talbert. This was his ninth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 48-year-old Casandra Noland at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Casandra tried to murder Talbert. This was his tenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 30-year-old Philis Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Philis tried to murder Talbert. This was his eleventh victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 29-year-old Misha Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Misha tried to murder Talbert. This was his twelth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 42-year-old Jae Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Jae tried to murder Talbert. This was his thirteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Hodge Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hodge tried to murder Talbert. This was his fourteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 36-year-old Anna-Diane Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Anna-Diane tried to murder Talbert. This was his fifteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 60-year-old Gerladina Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Gerladina tried to murder Talbert. This was his sixteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 36-year-old Catarina Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Catarina tried to murder Talbert. This was his seventeeth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 38-year-old Pip Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Pip tried to murder Talbert. This was his eighteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Emylee Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Emylee tried to murder Talbert. This was his nineteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 37-year-old Nate Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Nate tried to murder Talbert. This was his twentieth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Dimitri Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Dimitri tried to murder Talbert. This was his 21st victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 32-year-old Bert Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Bert tried to murder Talbert. This was his 22nd victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Frederica Shumeet at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Frederica tried to murder Talbert. This was his 23rd victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 52-year-old Breena Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Breena tried to murder Talbert. This was his 24th victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 44-year-old Eddie Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Eddie tried to murder Talbert. This was his 25th victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet met one new person this year, Corine Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Talbert this year. Capt. Talbert Shumeet is worrying about his father Capt. Addie Shumeet, who 11 years ago left for a voyage on the Microbarograph and hasn't been heard from since.
291.   Capt. Talbert Shumeet is now 25 years old. The Microbarograph is heading NE at full-speed. The Microbarograph sank 275 miles off the coast of Judgement; there were 30 people aboard. Capt. Talbert Shumeet's wife, Indira Shumeet, drowned in the open ocean after the Microbarograph was shipwrecked; she was 27 years old. Capt. Talbert Shumeet drowned in the open ocean after the Microbarograph was shipwrecked; he was 25 years old.