Narrative

252.   Pip Dean Melvin was born to Jobye Melvin and Giffard Melvin in the town of Seattle, on the island of Waterford. 5 people came to meet Pip Melvin for the first time this year: Fonsie Melvin, Giffard Melvin, Pip Melvin, Jobye Melvin, and Starlene Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Pip this year.
253.   Pip is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Pip Melvin's father, Giffard Melvin, was murdered in Seattle, Waterford by Ardyce Aldis; he was 48 years old.
254.   Pip is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Pip Melvin's mother, Jobye Melvin, took her own life in Seattle, Waterford; she was 33 years old.
255.   Pip is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Pip Melvin made 3 new friends this year: Anallese Aldis, Fonsie Melvin, and Matilde Zollie.
256.   Pip is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
257.   Pip Melvin turned 5. Pip is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
258.   Pip has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
260.   Pip Melvin met one new person this year, Mohamad Zollie. Pip Melvin made 3 new friends this year: Robena Melvin, Mohamad Zollie, and Kippie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Pip this year.
262.   Pip Melvin is now 10 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Pip this year.
263.   Pip Melvin's brother, Fonsie Melvin, killed 25-year-old Nevin Melvin in self-defense in Seattle, Waterford, after the latter tried to murder him. Pip Melvin met one new person this year, Liorah Jordan.
265.   Pip visited with his friend Kirstyn Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Seattle, Waterford. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Pip this year.
266.   Pip Melvin met one new person this year, Mikako Prasun.
267.   Pip Melvin turned 15. Pip Melvin met one new person this year, Tybalt Myke.
268.   Pip visited his friend Mikako Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
269.   Pip Melvin married Liorah Jordan in Seattle, Waterford. Liorah Jordan is now named Liorah Melvin. Pip Melvin decided to leave Seattle, and his wife Liorah Melvin timidly acquiesced; they will do so shortly. Pip Melvin's wife, Liorah Melvin, is preparing to venture into the wilderness with Pip. Pip Melvin moved out of Zollie House in Seattle. Pip Melvin is moving west from Wilderness of Waterford at a moderate pace. Pip Melvin stopped at Cummington, 13 miles west of Seattle. Pip Melvin was told of an uninhabited house in Cummington, Waterford, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Pip Melvin moved into Gilles House in Cummington. Pip Melvin met 42 new people this year: Abbot Guillermo, Wilber Gilles, Tania Gilles, Elinor Vaclav, Gunner Vaclav, Indira Gilles, Camella Melvin, Fanya Gilles, Eddie Gilles, Bobbi Vaclav, Nev Aldis, Randolph Melvin, Tucky Gilles, Dimitri Gilles, Tate Melvin, Cordey Melvin, Nadya Noland, Aldwin Melvin, Alford Jordan, Sivert Noland, Englebert Noland, Gene Shumeet, Melania Vaclav, Eric Shumeet, Leopold Aldis, Lynde Guillermo, Clarisa Aldis, Frederica Melvin, Gabriellia Guillermo, Jacinda Melvin, Elicia Melvin, Quintin Aldis, Sigfried Melvin, Nickolas Gilles, Philbert Vaclav, Kelsey Melvin, Annabela Vaclav, Case Vaclav, Timmie Noland, Emylee Aldis, King Melvin, and Terence Prasun. Pip Melvin made 43 new friends this year: Casandra Aldis, Leopold Aldis, Antonius Aldis, Quintin Aldis, Gianna Gilles, Dunc Gilles, Fanya Gilles, Eduard Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Malcolm Gilles, Nickolas Gilles, Ann Gilles, Sheilakathryn Gilles, Oscar Gilles, Lynde Guillermo, Alford Jordan, Cordey Melvin, Randolph Melvin, Jerri Melvin, Filippa Melvin, Aldwin Melvin, Elicia Melvin, April Melvin, Frederica Melvin, Elisha Melvin, King Melvin, Crystie Noland, Timmie Noland, Bessy Noland, Alexis Noland, Capt. Augusto Noland, Zelig Noland, Terence Prasun, Carolann Prasun, Terence Prasun, Gene Shumeet, Juana Shumeet, Leigh Vaclav, Gunner Vaclav, Elinor Vaclav, Annabela Vaclav, Aubrey Vaclav, and Ikey Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Pip this year.
270.   Pip Melvin turned 18. Pip visited his friend Aldwin Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Pip Melvin met 12 new people this year: Ashlie Melvin, Nadia Zollie, Antin Gilles, Engracia Noland, Amabelle Zollie, Dode Gilles, Meir Noland, Corette Gilles, Bartholemy Gilles, Pamela Zollie, Felicle Melvin, and Raleigh Gilles. Pip Melvin made 25 new friends this year: Elnora Aldis, Dahlia Aldis, Nev Aldis, Shea Gilles, Eddie Gilles, Tucky Gilles, Dimitri Gilles, Ophelie Gilles, Bettine Gilles, Janis Gilles, Indira Gilles, Bartholemy Gilles, Dru Guillermo, Sky Guillermo, Lockwood Melvin, Camella Melvin, Englebert Noland, Meir Noland, Melania Vaclav, Bobbi Vaclav, Ki Vaclav, Rona Vaclav, Eveline Zollie, Joey Zollie, and Carlisle Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Pip this year.
271.   Liorah Melvin asked Pip Melvin for a divorce; Pip Melvin agreed to it. Pip Melvin and Liorah Melvin divorced after 2 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Liorah Melvin and Pip Melvin decided that Liorah will stay in their house, and Pip will move out. Pip Melvin moved out of Gilles House in Cummington. Pip Melvin moved into Melvin House in Cummington. Pip visited his friend Timmie Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Pip visited his friend Eveline Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Pip Melvin moved to Derby, 12 miles away from Cummington. Pip Melvin moved out of Melvin House in Cummington. Pip Melvin found an uninhabited house in Derby, Waterford, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Pip Melvin moved into Aldis House in Derby. Pip Melvin met 42 new people this year: Nathalie Noland, Philis Gilles, Waylan Gilles, Min Aldis, Catarina Vaclav, Tobiah Zollie, Templeton Aldis, Kincaid Noland, Silvie Zollie, Miranda Zollie, Kitty Zollie, Spike Vaclav, Ibby Noland, Ruby Noland, Zolly Gilles, Jamey Vaclav, Misha Noland, Dirk Gilles, Kissiah Gilles, Alys Noland, Hewe Vaclav, Lisabeth Noland, Beverly Aldis, Shelia Aldis, Malcolm Gilles, Charmine Myke, Georg Zollie, Kevan Noland, Hodge Zollie, Tuckie Gilles, Ingram Aldis, Ariel Vaclav, Lem Zollie, Aldwin Aldis, Julieta Zollie, Rubetta Aldis, Leigh Noland, Rudie Aldis, Arleta Gilles, Sabina Vaclav, Geof Noland, and Rycca Gilles. Pip visited with his family member Anallese Noland, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Seattle, Waterford. Pip Melvin made 42 new friends this year: Shep Aldis, Gerladina Aldis, Em Aldis, Shelia Aldis, Edgardo Aldis, Ingram Aldis, Conroy Aldis, Rudie Aldis, Krystal Aldis, Arleta Gilles, Ellynn Gilles, Siouxie Gilles, Kissiah Gilles, Malcolm Gilles, Tuckie Gilles, Fleming Jordan, Ada Jordan, Cameo Jordan, Giffard Melvin, Etienne Melvin, Kitti Melvin, Octavia Melvin, Charmine Myke, Misha Noland, Kincaid Noland, Kincaid Noland, Aron Noland, Kevan Noland, Ibby Noland, Nathalie Noland, Catarina Vaclav, Sorcha Vaclav, Hewe Vaclav, Kitty Zollie, Sibyl Zollie, Rahul Zollie, Hermy Zollie, Lem Zollie, Hodge Zollie, Nadia Zollie, Raye Zollie, and Miranda Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Pip this year.
272.   Pip Melvin is now 20 years old. Pip Melvin met 8 new people this year: Sharity Melvin, Nona Aldis, Anni Noland, Leopold Shumeet, Seth Aldis, Yigal Shumeet, Bartlett Prasun, and Ada Shumeet. Pip Melvin made 23 new friends this year: Beverly Aldis, Seth Aldis, Nona Aldis, Aldwin Aldis, Waylan Gilles, Kitty Gilles, Laird Gilles, Loleta Guillermo, Sharity Melvin, Breena Melvin, Iain Noland, Geof Noland, Deloris Prasun, Bartlett Prasun, Dennie Shumeet, Ada Shumeet, Leopold Shumeet, Valli Shumeet, Patience Vaclav, Spike Vaclav, Ruby Zollie, Julieta Zollie, and Georg Zollie.
273.   Pip Melvin met 7 new people this year: Laurence Jordan, Ivette Aldis, Warden Prasun, Lura Zollie, Cassey Jordan, Sidonia Vaclav, and Sky Jordan. Pip Melvin made 11 new friends this year: Debby Aldis, Reine Aldis, Templeton Aldis, Ellwood Gilles, Cassey Jordan, Effie Noland, Kath Noland, Alessandra Prasun, Yigal Shumeet, Silvie Zollie, and Tobiah Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Pip this year.
274.   Pip visited his friend Englebert Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Pip Melvin met 7 new people this year: Rubetta Aldis, Cresa Zollie, Adrian Vaclav, Ruby Zollie, Myrtle Zollie, Trip Melvin II, and Nadya Zollie. Pip Melvin made 8 new friends this year: Ivette Aldis, Nelsen Aldis, Rubetta Aldis, Antin Gilles, Trip Melvin II, Leigh Noland, Sidoney Zollie, and Lura Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Pip this year.
275.   Pip visited his friend Kitty Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Pip Melvin met two new people this year, Thedrick Aldis and Bartolomei Melvin. Pip Melvin made 10 new friends this year: Suzann Aldis, Thedrick Aldis, Beverly Aldis, Sammy Aldis, Suellen Aldis, Gabriellia Guillermo, Laurence Jordan, Bartolomei Melvin, Anni Noland, and Cresa Zollie.
276.   Pip Melvin married Ruby Zollie in Derby, Waterford. Ruby Zollie is now named Ruby Melvin. Pip Melvin's half-brother, Giffard Melvin, murdered Gianna Gilles in an act of revenge. Pip Melvin decided to leave Derby, but his wife Ruby Melvin argued tearfully against the idea; Pip begrudgingly agreed and will stay afterall. Pip Melvin met 7 new people this year: Morris Noland, Sorcha Aldis, Eustace Zollie, Emalee Noland, Sloan Aldis, Thedrick Aldis, and Ingaborg Gilles. Pip Melvin made 12 new friends this year: Sorcha Aldis, Thedrick Aldis, Jim Aldis, Thedrick Aldis, Zolly Gilles, Daffy Gilles, Cory Gilles, Wesley Gilles, Ingaborg Gilles, Sheppard Prasun, Aubert Vaclav, and Mariel Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Pip this year.
277.   Pip Melvin turned 25. Pip visited his friend Reine Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Pip visited his friend Beverly Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Pip Melvin met 5 new people this year: Donald Aldis, Zebadiah Gilles, Joey Zollie, Demetrius Melvin, and Shannon Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Pip this year. Pip Melvin is worrying about his brother Fonsie Melvin, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in St. Joseph, Waterford.
278.   Pip Melvin met 5 new people this year: Chrisy Aldis, Bert Aldis, Agathe Vaclav, Claretta Zollie, and Tallie Noland. Pip visited with his friend Kippie Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Seattle, Waterford. Pip Melvin made 4 new friends this year: Bert Aldis, Rubetta Aldis, Alys Aldis, and Jerrome Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Pip this year.
279.   Pip Melvin met 5 new people this year: Cecil Vaclav, Mamie Gilles, Roman Vaclav II, Crystie Vaclav, and Rhiamon Aldis. Pip visited with his friend Tybalt Myke, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Seattle, Waterford. Pip Melvin made 8 new friends this year: Tabb Gilles, Simone Gilles, Sky Jordan, Estell Melvin, Agathe Vaclav, Cecil Vaclav, Fanya Vaclav, and Myrtle Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Pip this year.
280.   Pip visited his friend Kippie Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 20 years ago in Seattle, Waterford. Pip visited his friend Annabela Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip Melvin met 3 new people this year: Darcy Aldis, Cherilynn Melvin, and Nani Zollie. Pip Melvin made 5 new friends this year: Sloan Aldis, Gizela Aldis, Cherilynn Melvin, Roman Vaclav, and Joey Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Pip this year.
281.   Pip Melvin and Ruby Melvin divorced after 5 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Ruby Melvin and Pip Melvin decided that Ruby will stay in their house, and Pip will move out. Pip Melvin moved out of Aldis House in Derby. Pip Melvin moved into Melvin House in Derby. Pip visited his friend Cherilynn Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Pip Melvin met 7 new people this year: Jolynn Zollie, Ingram Aldis, Anna-Diane Zollie, Brandy Gilles, Tremayne Vaclav, Canada Noland, and Forrest Noland. Pip visited with his friend Pamela Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend Ikey Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip Melvin made 12 new friends this year: Dyna Aldis, Canada Noland, Forrest Noland, Jamey Vaclav, Sabina Vaclav, Roman Vaclav II, Anna-Diane Zollie, Claretta Zollie, Jolynn Zollie, Ruby Zollie, Nadya Zollie, and Pamela Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Pip this year.
282.   Pip Melvin is now 30 years old. Pip visited his friend Alessandra Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Pip visited his friend Kincaid Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Pip visited his friend Kath Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Pip visited his friend Templeton Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Pip Melvin met 10 new people this year: Toinette Gilles, Georg Zollie, Enrico Gilles, Odele Noland, Skip Gilles, Phedra Aldis, Leopold Melvin, Bernd Aldis, Sybila Zollie, and Mikey Zollie. Pip visited with his friend Bradly Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Seattle, Waterford. Pip visited with his nephew Silvan Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip Melvin made 9 new friends this year: Toinette Gilles, Zebadiah Gilles, Skip Gilles, Rebbecca Gilles, Enrico Gilles, Rycca Gilles, Rory Melvin, Silvan Melvin, and Bernd Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Pip this year.
283.   Pip Melvin met 6 new people this year: Jim Gilles, Dewey Jordan, Thorndike Melvin, Samuel Gilles, Ellsworth Gilles, and Dru Aldis. Pip visited with his friend Ann Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip Melvin made 5 new friends this year: Dru Aldis, Jim Gilles, Ellsworth Gilles, Samuel Gilles, and Odele Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Pip this year.
284.   Pip Melvin is planning to move to a bigger town. Pip Melvin moved to Cummington, 12 miles away from Derby. Pip Melvin moved out of Melvin House in Derby. Pip Melvin found an uninhabited house in Cummington, Waterford, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Pip Melvin moved into Zollie House in Cummington. Pip Melvin met 27 new people this year: Morlee Noland, Bernardina Jordan, Siouxie Aldis, Max Noland, Max Melvin, Huntlee Gilles, Michal Gilles, Bernardina Gilles, Maynard Melvin, Windy Zollie, Aziz Aldis, Joletta Gilles, Vernon Melvin, Englebart Melvin, Sianna Melvin, Nevins Jordan, Rosalyn Gilles, Eirena Gilles, Zelig Noland, Aidan Shumeet, Sander Shumeet, Harvard Aldis, Daloris Noland, Beverly Vaclav, Crystal Prasun, Madelle Gilles, and Talbert Shumeet. Pip visited with his friend Melania Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend Terence Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend Leigh Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend Alexis Noland, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend Bessy Noland, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip caught up with an old acquaintance, Dode Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend King Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend Tania Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend Fanya Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend Randolph Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend Eddie Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend Matilde Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend Frederica Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend Indira Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend Dimitri Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend Koo Noland, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend Sheilakathryn Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip caught up with an old acquaintance, Madison Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 23 years ago in Seattle, Waterford. Pip caught up with an old acquaintance, Emylee Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend Bobbi Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip caught up with an old acquaintance, Dirk Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Pip caught up with an old acquaintance, Eulalie Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend Rona Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip caught up with an old acquaintance, Wilber Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend Wilber Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend Oscar Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend Janis Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend Elinor Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip Melvin made 31 new friends this year: Micki Aldis, Aziz Aldis, Siouxie Aldis, Harvard Aldis, Elnora Aldis, Terri-Jo Gilles, Tania Gilles, Huntlee Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Dirk Gilles, Michal Gilles, Shep Gilles, Kate Gilles, Dode Gilles, Bernardina Jordan, Valaria Jordan, Nevins Jordan, Englebart Melvin, Sianna Melvin, Valentine Melvin, Max Noland, Morlee Noland, Daloris Noland, Zelig Noland, Crystal Prasun, Aidan Shumeet, Meredithe Vaclav, Eunice Vaclav, Beverly Vaclav, Kissiah Zollie, and Etta Zollie.
285.   Pip visited his friend Carolann Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Pip Melvin met 13 new people this year: Max Zollie, Fan Aldis, Em Aldis, Cherise Prasun, Walt Shumeet, Adoree Vaclav, Jack Gilles, Stesha Gilles, Gianna Shumeet, Suzzy Gilles, Aubert Vaclav, Dyna Myke, and Alvinia Vaclav. Pip Melvin made 13 new friends this year: Fan Aldis, Emylee Aldis, Rosalyn Gilles, Jack Gilles, Stesha Gilles, Vernon Melvin, Biddy Prasun, Walt Shumeet, Talbert Shumeet, Gianna Shumeet, Hank Zollie, Windy Zollie, and Roderic Zollie.
286.   Pip Melvin met 6 new people this year: Iggy Myke, Tye Noland, Lolita Vaclav, Rodney Aldis, Lolita Noland, and Lelah Melvin. Pip Melvin made 14 new friends this year: Rodney Aldis, Suellen Aldis, Ingram Aldis, Dode Gilles, Joletta Gilles, Dewey Jordan, Lolita Noland, Cherise Prasun, Eulalie Prasun, Uriel Prasun, Ariel Vaclav, Sidonia Vaclav, Crystie Vaclav, and Jae Zollie.
287.   Pip Melvin married Bernardina Jordan in Cummington, Waterford. Bernardina Jordan is now named Bernardina Melvin. Pip Melvin met 5 new people this year: Jermain Zollie, Murphy Myke, Muhammad Noland, Hodge Gilles, and Jefferson Vaclav. Pip Melvin made 7 new friends this year: Madelle Aldis, Suzzy Gilles, Lelah Melvin, Jefferson Vaclav, Aubert Vaclav, Jermain Zollie, and Max Zollie.
288.   Pip Melvin met 5 new people this year: Yolanda Gilles, Clo Aldis, Alfonso Vaclav, Thorpe Zollie, and Halimeda Shumeet. Pip visited with his friend Thedrick Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Pip visited with his niece Krissie Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip visited with his friend Casandra Noland, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip Melvin made 6 new friends this year: Em Aldis, Eirena Gilles, Hodge Gilles, Iggy Myke, Phedra Shumeet, and Alvinia Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Pip this year.
289.   Pip visited his friend Janis Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Pip Melvin met 18 new people this year: Bay Noland, Kamilah Aldis, Kitty Aldis, Karin Aldis, Suellen Aldis, Hendrick Aldis, Hally Melvin, Luce Gilles, Debbra Aldis, Alberto Gilles, Raina Vaclav, Madison Vaclav, Yigal Shumeet, Catarina Aldis, Evelyn Gilles, Margarete Aldis, Corine Aldis, and Ellynn Aldis. Pip visited with his friend Lynde Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip caught up with an old acquaintance, Kelsey Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Pip Melvin made 12 new friends this year: Kamilah Aldis, Hendrick Aldis, Kitty Aldis, Hezekiah Aldis, Ellynn Aldis, Corine Aldis, Luce Gilles, Alberto Gilles, Hally Melvin, Halimeda Shumeet, Nate Vaclav, and Thorpe Zollie.
290.   Talbert Shumeet is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Microbarograph, which Talbert Shumeet has agreed to lead. Pip Melvin reluctantly accepted an invitation from Talbert Shumeet to leave Cummington on the Microbarograph, but will have to consult family. Bernardina Melvin is not willing to go on the journey; Pip is fervent about going, however, and has decided that he will board the ship and leave his family behind. Pip Melvin and Bernardina Melvin divorced after 3 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Pip Melvin and Bernardina Melvin decided that Pip will stay in their house, and Bernardina will move out. Pip Melvin moved out of Zollie House in Cummington. Pip Melvin boarded the Microbarograph from the port of Cummington, Waterford. The group about to board the Microbarograph has decided that, rather than Talbert Shumeet naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Talbert Shumeet's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Dimitri Gilles is hurt by the decision. The Microbarograph, under command of Capt. Talbert Shumeet, has left the harbor at Cummington, Waterford. The Microbarograph is heading N at quarter-speed. Pip Melvin married Philis Aldis on the Microbarograph; they now share quarters aboard the Microbarograph, along with children Nani Zollie, Kamilah Aldis, and Philis Aldis. Philis Aldis is now named Philis Melvin. As an act of mutiny, Dimitri Gilles is going to attempt to murder Capt. Talbert Shumeet, whose decision-making aboard the Microbarograph has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Dimitri Gilles attempted to murder Capt. Talbert Shumeet as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Dimitri Gilles and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Max Noland, Hezekiah Aldis, Cassey Jordan, Uriel Prasun, Ariel Vaclav, Max Zollie, Jefferson Vaclav, Shep Gilles, Yigal Shumeet, Casandra Noland, Philis Melvin, Misha Vaclav, Jae Zollie, Hodge Gilles, Anna-Diane Zollie, Gerladina Aldis, Catarina Aldis, Pip Melvin, Emylee Aldis, Nate Vaclav, Bert Aldis, Frederica Shumeet, Breena Melvin, and Eddie Aldis. Since there are no nearby uninhabited islands on which the conspirators could be marooned, they will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 26-year-old Max Noland at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Max tried to murder Talbert. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Hezekiah Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hezekiah tried to murder Talbert. This was his second victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 57-year-old Cassey Jordan at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Cassey tried to murder Talbert. This was his third victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 17-year-old Uriel Prasun at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Uriel tried to murder Talbert. This was his fourth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of his 25-year-old cousin Ariel Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Ariel tried to murder Talbert. This was his fifth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 17-year-old Max Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Max tried to murder Talbert. This was his sixth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of his 18-year-old nephew Jefferson Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Jefferson tried to murder Talbert. This was his seventh victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 18-year-old Shep Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Shep tried to murder Talbert. This was his eighth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Yigal Shumeet at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Yigal tried to murder Talbert. This was his ninth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 48-year-old Casandra Noland at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Casandra tried to murder Talbert. This was his tenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 30-year-old Philis Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Philis tried to murder Talbert. This was his eleventh victim. Pip Melvin's wife, Philis Melvin, was hanged aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for the attempted murder of Capt. Talbert Shumeet; she was 30 years old. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 29-year-old Misha Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Misha tried to murder Talbert. This was his twelth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 42-year-old Jae Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Jae tried to murder Talbert. This was his thirteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Hodge Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hodge tried to murder Talbert. This was his fourteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 36-year-old Anna-Diane Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Anna-Diane tried to murder Talbert. This was his fifteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 60-year-old Gerladina Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Gerladina tried to murder Talbert. This was his sixteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 36-year-old Catarina Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Catarina tried to murder Talbert. This was his seventeeth victim. Pip Melvin was hanged aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for the attempted murder of Capt. Talbert Shumeet; he was 38 years old.