Narrative

288.   Neil Gilbert Noland was born to Mommy Noland and Percy Noland in the town of Noland Lake, on the island of Stantonville. 31 people came to meet Neil Noland for the first time this year: Corbin Vaclav, Jabez Noland, Jabez Vaclav, Hubert Vaclav, Rocky Noland, Doralynn Noland, Jabez Noland, Matthus Noland, Lanny Noland, Dacia Vaclav, Scot Noland, Jabez Vaclav, Demetre Noland, Percy Noland, Walt Vaclav, Fanni Vaclav, Brenn Vaclav, Torrin Vaclav, Mommy Noland, Cathleen Vaclav, Julienne Noland, Whittaker Noland, Tildi Vaclav, Doralynn Vaclav, Jonathon Noland, Dode Noland, Neil Noland, Barbara Noland, Starla Vaclav, Mikhail Vaclav, and Starla Vaclav. Dell Vaclav people came to meet Neil Noland for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Neil this year.
289.   Neil is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Neil Noland made 13 new friends this year: Jonathon Noland, Matthus Noland, Lanny Noland, Dode Noland, Rocky Noland, Doralynn Noland, Whittaker Noland, Dacia Vaclav, Brenn Vaclav, Julienne Vaclav, Nelson Vaclav, Starla Vaclav, and Tildy Vaclav.
290.   Neil is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Neil Noland made 4 new friends this year: Percy Noland, Mommy Noland, Torrin Vaclav, and Hubert Vaclav.
291.   Neil is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
292.   Neil has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
293.   Neil Noland is now 5 years old. Neil Noland made 3 new friends this year: Jehu Noland, Cathleen Vaclav, and Walt Vaclav. Neil Noland is worrying about his brother Hubert Vaclav, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Clyde Hill, Stantonville.
294.   Neil Noland's younger sister, Fredi Noland, was born in Noland Lake. Neil Noland made 6 new friends this year: Jabez Noland, Doralynn Vaclav, Leela Vaclav, Jabez Vaclav, Esau Vaclav, and Elton Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neil this year. Neil Noland is worrying about his brother Hubert Vaclav, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Clyde Hill, Stantonville.
295.   Neil Noland's younger brother, Whittaker Noland, was born in Noland Lake. Neil Noland's brother, Whittaker Noland, died in Noland Lake, Stantonville, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Neil Noland met one new person this year, Maximilian Vaclav. Neil just found out from Percy Noland that his family member Lanny Noland was murdered in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 3 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Percy had recently found this out from Starla Vaclav.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neil this year.
296.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neil this year.
297.   Neil Noland met one new person this year, Anetta Gilles. Neil Noland made 3 new friends this year: Silvain Vaclav, Starla Vaclav, and Veradis Vaclav.
298.   Neil Noland turned 10. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neil this year.
299.   Neil Noland's younger sister, Jessamine Noland, was born in Noland Lake. Neil Noland met one new person this year, Jephthah Gilles. Neil just found out from Jabez Noland that his family member Mikhail Vaclav died in a freak accident in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 3 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Jabez had recently found this out from Jephthah Gilles.) Neil Noland made 4 new friends this year: Jephthah Gilles, Gonzalo Noland, Fanni Noland, and Sidney Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neil this year.
300.   Neil Noland's younger brother, Somerset Noland, was born in Noland Lake. Neil Noland's sister, Jessamine Noland, died in Noland Lake, Stantonville, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Neil Noland's brother, Somerset Noland, died in Noland Lake, Stantonville, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Neil Noland met 3 new people this year: Bengt Aldis, Barbara Aldis, and Vittoria Aldis. Neil Noland made 7 new friends this year: Moses Aldis, Vittoria Aldis, Bengt Aldis, Barbara Noland, Fanni Vaclav, Jabez Vaclav, and Kevin Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neil this year.
301.   Neil visited his aunt, Starla Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Neil Noland met one new person this year, Lelia Gilles. Neil Noland made 8 new friends this year: Denice Aldis, Lelia Gilles, Greer Gilles, Ashley Gilles, Rayner Noland, Thomasina Vaclav, Ingaberg Vaclav, and Salomon Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neil this year.
302.   Neil Noland met 5 new people this year: Standford Vaclav, La Aldis, Prescott Vaclav, Kathryne Aldis, and Helmuth Aldis. Neil reunited with his brother Hubert Vaclav, who he hasn't seen since 12 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Neil Noland made 3 new friends this year: Kathryne Aldis, Bard Vaclav, and Shawn Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neil this year.
303.   Neil Noland turned 15. Neil Noland met 5 new people this year: Dinny Vaclav, Sidney Vaclav, Ephrem Aldis, Hazel Noland, and Ephrem Gilles. Neil Noland made 5 new friends this year: Kingsley Aldis, Barbara Aldis, Ephrem Aldis, Flor Aldis, and Ephrem Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neil this year.
304.   Neil Noland met one new person this year, Blinnie Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neil this year.
305.   Neil visited his cousin, Denice Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Neil Noland met two new people this year, Reid Noland and Alisha Aldis. Neil Noland made 6 new friends this year: Birdie Noland, Reid Noland, Dinny Vaclav, Ranice Vaclav, Charissa Vaclav, and Standford Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neil this year.
306.   Neil Noland is now 18 years old. Neil Noland's younger brother, Udell Noland, was born in Noland Lake. Neil Noland married Cathleen Vaclav in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Cathleen Vaclav is now named Cathleen Noland. Neil visited his uncle, Jabez Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Neil Noland met one new person this year, Iain Noland. Neil Noland made 3 new friends this year: La Aldis, Debi Gilles, and Fredi Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neil this year.
307.   Cathleen Noland gave birth to a boy named Martin Aub Noland, of whom Neil Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neil this year.
308.   Neil Noland turned 20. Cathleen Noland gave birth to a boy named Waverly Percy Noland, of whom Neil Noland is the father. Neil Noland met two new people this year, Tildy Vaclav and Jordan Vaclav. Neil Noland made 6 new friends this year: Kerry Noland, Tildy Vaclav, Marcos Vaclav, Leon Vaclav, Brooks Vaclav, and Ellette Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neil this year.
309.   Neil Noland made 3 new friends this year: Martin Noland, Anna-Maria Vaclav, and Walt Vaclav.
310.   Neil Noland asked Cathleen Noland for a divorce, but Cathleen pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neil this year.
311.   Neil Noland met 4 new people this year: Batholomew Gilles, Georgeanne Noland, Jordan Vaclav, and Carree Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neil this year.
312.   Neil visited his friend Brooks Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Neil Noland met one new person this year, Godfrey Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neil this year.
313.   Neil Noland turned 25. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neil this year.
314.   Cathleen Noland gave birth to a boy named Wald Whittaker Noland, after Wald Vaclav, of whom Neil Noland is the father. Neil just found out from Percy Noland that his family member Jabez Noland was murdered in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 13 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Percy had recently found this out from Raimund Vaclav II.) Neil Noland made 3 new friends this year: Waverly Noland, Raimund Vaclav II, and Woodie Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neil this year.
315.   Neil visited his cousin, Ellette Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Neil Noland's son, Wald Noland, died in Noland Lake, Stantonville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Neil Noland met two new people this year, Marquita Noland and Reggie Noland. Neil just found out from Percy Noland that one of his oldest friends, Barbara Noland, died in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville 1 years ago. Barbara and Neil first met 27 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville, but hadn't seen each other since 3 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Percy had recently found this out from Ashley Gilles.) Neil just found out from Mommy Noland that his sister Brenn Gilles died of disease in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 19 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Mommy had recently found this out from Ashley Gilles.) Neil visited with his friend Ashley Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Neil Noland made 3 new friends this year: Batholomew Gilles, Marquita Noland, and Iseabal Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neil this year.
316.   Neil Noland met two new people this year, Greer Noland and Amalle Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neil this year.
317.   Neil Noland murdered Ashley Gilles in an act of revenge. Neil Noland was murdered by Maximilian Vaclav in an act of revenge. Neil Noland was laid to rest in the Noland Lake cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
325.   Neil Noland's son Martin Noland married Kerry Noland in Noland Lake, Stantonville.
326.   Neil Noland's son Waverly Noland married Starla Noland in Noland Lake, Stantonville.
327.   Neil Noland's grandchild, named Skip Noland, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's father is Neil's son, Waverly Noland.
328.   Neil Noland's grandchild, named Raimund Vaclav, was born in the wilderness of Stantonville; the child's father is Neil's son, Martin Noland. Neil Noland's grandchild, named Vonnie Noland, was born in the wilderness of Stantonville; the child's father is Neil's son, Waverly Noland.
330.   Neil Noland's grandchild, named Nadia Noland, was born in the town of Alexander, Stantonville; the child's father is Neil's son, Waverly Noland.
331.   Neil Noland's grandchild, named Cathleen Noland, was born in the town of Alexander, Stantonville; the child's father is Neil's son, Waverly Noland.
332.   Neil Noland's grandchild, named Waverly Noland, was born in the town of Cross Plains, Stantonville; the child's father is Neil's son, Waverly Noland.
333.   Neil Noland's son Waverly Noland and Starla Noland divorced after 7 years of marriage; they had 5 children together.
337.   Neil Noland's son Waverly Noland married Greer Noland in the wilderness of Stantonville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Stantonville.
338.   Neil Noland's grandchild, named Joan Noland, was born in the wilderness of Stantonville; the child's father is Neil's son, Waverly Noland.
339.   Neil Noland's grandchild, named Quincey Noland, was born in the town of Clyde Hill, Stantonville; the child's father is Neil's son, Martin Noland. Neil Noland's son Martin Noland married Marline Vaclav in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. Marline Vaclav is now named Marline Noland.
340.   Neil Noland's grandchild, named Almire Noland, was born in the town of Sterling, Stantonville; the child's father is Neil's son, Waverly Noland. Neil Noland's son Martin Noland and Marline Noland divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
341.   Neil Noland's grandchild, named Montague Noland, was born in the town of Sterling, Stantonville; the child's father is Neil's son, Waverly Noland.
343.   Neil Noland's son Waverly Noland and Greer Noland divorced after 6 years of marriage; they had 3 children together.