Narrative

272.   Jonathon Osbourne Noland was born to Kerry Noland and Jonathon Noland in the town of Noland Lake, on the island of Stantonville. He is named after his father, Jonathon Noland. 27 people came to meet Jonathon Noland for the first time this year: Wilmar Noland, Brenn Noland, Dacia Noland, Nelson Vaclav, Julienne Noland, Joscelin Vaclav, Laure Noland, Wald Vaclav, Kerry Noland, Mort Vaclav, Orazio Noland, Jonathon Noland, Gretna Vaclav, Fianna Vaclav, Barbara Noland, Whittaker Noland, Torrin Vaclav, Mommy Vaclav, Doralynn Noland, Tildi Vaclav, Dode Noland, Marcos Vaclav, Starla Vaclav, Percy Noland, Jonathon Noland, Aurie Noland, and Charissa Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
273.   Jonathon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jonathon Noland's younger sister, Lanny Noland, was born in Noland Lake. Jonathon visited his aunt, Fianna Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jonathon Noland made 9 new friends this year: Dacia Noland, Barbara Noland, Whittaker Noland, Aurie Noland, Laure Noland, Corbin Vaclav, Fanni Vaclav, Wald Vaclav, and Marcos Vaclav.
274.   Jonathon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jonathon Noland's younger brother, Rocky Noland, was born in Noland Lake. In Vaclav House, their home, Jonathon is attending to Laure Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jonathon visited his grandmother, Joscelin Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Vaclav House, their home, Jonathon is attending to Kerry Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jonathon Noland's mother, Kerry Noland, died in Noland Lake, Stantonville, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 25 years old. Jonathon visited his uncle, Mort Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jonathon Noland made 5 new friends this year: Percy Noland, Julienne Noland, Shawn Vaclav, Walt Vaclav, and Mikhail Vaclav.
275.   Jonathon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jonathon Noland made 4 new friends this year: Brenn Noland, August Shumeet, Torrin Vaclav, and Tildi Vaclav.
276.   Jonathon has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Jonathon Noland made 3 new friends this year: Ashley Gilles, Dell Vaclav, and Walt Vaclav.
277.   Jonathon Noland is now 5 years old. Jonathon Noland's father, Jonathon Noland, took his own life in Noland Lake, Stantonville; he was 31 years old.
278.   Jonathon Noland made 13 new friends this year: Quinlan Gilles, Matthus Noland, Scot Noland, Lanny Noland, Rocky Noland, Carolyne Noland, Jabez Noland, Doralynn Noland, Jabez Noland, Jabez Vaclav, Starla Vaclav, Hubert Vaclav, and Mommy Vaclav.
281.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
282.   Jonathon Noland turned 10.
283.   Jonathon Noland met one new person this year, Tildy Vaclav.
284.   Jonathon Noland met one new person this year, Fredric Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
285.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
286.   Jonathon Noland met one new person this year, Cathleen Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
287.   Jonathon Noland is now 15 years old. Jonathon Noland met one new person this year, Jabez Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
288.   Jonathon visited with his uncle Nelson Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
289.   Jonathon Noland made 3 new friends this year: Neil Noland, Nelson Vaclav, and Dick Vaclav.
290.   Jonathon Noland turned 18. Jonathon Noland met two new people this year, Walt Vaclav and Raimund Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
291.   Jonathon visited his friend Walt Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Jonathon Noland met two new people this year, Nevin Vaclav and Leela Vaclav. Jonathon Noland made 4 new friends this year: Clareta Noland, Doralynn Vaclav, Silvain Vaclav, and Walt Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
292.   Jonathon Noland is now 20 years old. Jonathon Noland met one new person this year, Orazio Vaclav. Jonathon Noland made 3 new friends this year: Nevin Vaclav, Edsel Vaclav, and Leela Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
293.   Jonathon Noland met one new person this year, Elton Vaclav. Jonathon Noland made 3 new friends this year: Jehu Noland, Nancee Vaclav, and Esau Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
294.   Jonathon Noland's sister, Lanny Noland, murdered 61-year-old Quincey Noland in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
295.   Jonathon Noland is thinking about leaving Noland Lake, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Jonathon Noland met two new people this year, Quentin Vaclav and Veradis Vaclav. Jonathon just found out from Percy Noland that his sister Lanny Noland was murdered in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 3 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Percy had recently found this out from Starla Vaclav.) Jonathon Noland made 5 new friends this year: Fredi Noland, Harold Vaclav, Charissa Vaclav, Maximilian Vaclav, and Quentin Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
296.   Jonathon Noland is thinking about leaving Noland Lake, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Jonathon Noland met one new person this year, Kevin Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
297.   Jonathon Noland is now 25 years old. Jonathon Noland met 3 new people this year: Percy Vaclav, Anetta Gilles, and Godfrey Shumeet. Jonathon Noland made 4 new friends this year: Suellen Gilles, Anetta Gilles, Godfrey Shumeet, and Torrin Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
298.   Jonathon Noland is thinking about leaving Noland Lake, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
299.   Jonathon Noland met two new people this year, Laure Vaclav and Sidney Noland. Jonathon just found out from Jabez Noland that one of his oldest friends, Mikhail Vaclav, died in a freak accident in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville 1 years ago. Mikhail and Jonathon first met 26 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville, but hadn't seen each other since 3 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Jabez had recently found this out from Jephthah Gilles.) Jonathon visited with his friend Jephthah Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 24 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Jonathon Noland made 6 new friends this year: Jephthah Gilles, Sidney Noland, Jessamine Noland, Lettie Noland, Bard Vaclav, and Laure Vaclav.
300.   Jonathon Noland met 5 new people this year: Bengt Aldis, Vittoria Aldis, La Aldis, Kathryne Aldis, and Moses Aldis. Jonathon Noland made 6 new friends this year: Moses Aldis, Denice Aldis, Kathryne Aldis, Vittoria Aldis, Bengt Aldis, and Gonzalo Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
301.   Jonathon visited his friend Starla Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 29 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Jonathon Noland met 7 new people this year: Lelia Gilles, Greer Gilles, Barbara Aldis, Ingaberg Vaclav, Helmuth Aldis, Salomon Vaclav, and Ashley Gilles. Jonathon Noland made 6 new friends this year: Lelia Gilles, Greer Gilles, Ashley Gilles, Salvidor Noland, Rayner Noland, and Ingaberg Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
302.   Jonathon Noland is now 30 years old. Jonathon Noland met one new person this year, Standford Vaclav. Jonathon visited with his family member Hubert Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Jonathon Noland made 3 new friends this year: Barbara Aldis, Shawn Vaclav, and Prescott Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
303.   Salomon Vaclav attempted to murder Jonathon Noland, but failed and was himself killed. Jonathon Noland killed 26-year-old Salomon Vaclav in self-defense in Noland Lake, Stantonville, after the latter tried to murder him. Jonathon Noland was murdered by Ashley Gilles in an act of revenge. Jonathon Noland was laid to rest in the Noland Lake cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.