Narrative

380.   Thaddeus Archon Noland was born to Andriana Noland and Gustave Noland in the town of Caddo, on the island of Port Jervis. 7 people came to meet Thaddeus Noland for the first time this year: Andriana Noland, Gisela Aldis, Thaddeus Noland, Bob Noland, Chas Noland, Gustave Noland, and Andriana Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thaddeus this year.
381.   Thaddeus is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Thaddeus Noland made 10 new friends this year: Flipper Aldis, Dru Aldis, Andriana Noland, David Noland, Andriana Noland, Evonne Vaclav, Capt. Towny Vaclav, Marten Vaclav, Dede Vaclav, and Jacques Vaclav.
382.   Thaddeus is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Thaddeus Noland's younger sister, Marquita Noland, was born in Caddo. Jenine Vaclav people came to meet Thaddeus Noland for the first time. Thaddeus Noland made 4 new friends this year: Haywood Aldis, Cissie Aldis, Bob Noland, and Rivkah Vaclav.
383.   Thaddeus is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Rory Vaclav people came to meet Thaddeus Noland for the first time. Thaddeus Noland made 8 new friends this year: Lian Aldis, Isidore Guillermo, Clio Guillermo, Uriel Jordan, Ulric Noland, Paul Noland, Clare Shumeet, and Gaby Vaclav.
384.   Thaddeus has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Thaddeus Noland made 5 new friends this year: Newton Noland, Madelle Noland, Hermy Vaclav, Angelita Vaclav, and Garrot Vaclav.
385.   Thaddeus Noland is now 5 years old. Thaddeus is starting to pick up Jervisi. Thaddeus is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Thaddeus Noland met 5 new people this year: Tate Jordan, Shurlocke Vaclav, Onida Noland, Bobbie Vaclav, and Joab Aldis.
386.   Thaddeus is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Thaddeus Noland made 3 new friends this year: Joab Aldis, Tate Jordan, and Chas Noland. There is talk of the settlements of Caddo and New Tazewell consolidating.
387.   Thaddeus is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Thaddeus Noland met 4 new people this year: Willi Guillermo, Kaila Aldis, Hervey Prasun, and Camille Prasun. Thaddeus Noland made 8 new friends this year: Kaila Aldis, Xerxes Guillermo, Xerxes Guillermo, Gustave Noland, Berty Noland, Camille Prasun, Hervey Prasun, and Jenine Vaclav.
388.   Thaddeus is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Thaddeus Noland made 3 new friends this year: Tomlin Aldis, Willi Guillermo, and Rory Vaclav.
389.   Thaddeus has become fluent in Jervisi. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thaddeus this year. Thaddeus Noland is worrying about his grandfather Bob Noland, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Mount Zollie, Port Jervis.
390.   Thaddeus Noland is now 10 years old. Thaddeus Noland's mother, Andriana Noland, died in Caddo, Port Jervis, after a freak accident; she was 41 years old. Thaddeus Noland met 5 new people this year: Constancia Aldis, Ninette Aldis, Erl Aldis, Arlena Aldis, and Charlena Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thaddeus this year.
391.   There is talk of the settlements of Caddo, New Tazewelland Noland's Bluff consolidating.
392.   Thaddeus Noland's younger half-brother, Kincaid Aldis, was born in the town of Caddo, on the island of Port Jervis. Thaddeus Noland met two new people this year, Judy Vaclav and Frank Vaclav. Thaddeus just found out from Susanna Noland that his grandfather Bob Noland died of natural causes in Mount Zollie, Port Jervis 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 6 years ago in in Caddo, Port Jervis. (Susanna had recently found this out from Dru Aldis.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thaddeus this year.
394.   Thaddeus Noland met two new people this year, Chelsae Vaclav and Jacques Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thaddeus this year.
395.   Thaddeus Noland turned 15. Thaddeus Noland met 4 new people this year: Celinka Aldis, Garwood Aldis, Geeta Aldis, and Bettye Aldis. Thaddeus Noland made 4 new friends this year: Garwood Aldis, Bettye Aldis, Geeta Aldis, and Judy Vaclav.
396.   Thaddeus Noland met two new people this year, Faina Aldis and Anatollo Vaclav. Thaddeus Noland made 3 new friends this year: Celinka Aldis, Gussy Aldis, and Willi Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thaddeus this year.
397.   Thaddeus Noland met one new person this year, Hilbert Aldis.
398.   Thaddeus Noland turned 18. The settlements of Caddo, Noland's Bluff, and New Tazewell are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Caddo will absorb the other settlements.
399.   Thaddeus visited his friend Ulric Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Caddo, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Thaddeus visited his friend Cissie Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Caddo, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Thaddeus Noland met 4 new people this year: Felecia Noland, Pru Guillermo, Fancy Guillermo, and Gabbey Noland. Thaddeus visited with his friend Elene Guillermo, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Caddo, Port Jervis. Thaddeus Noland made 8 new friends this year: Spencer Aldis, Hilbert Aldis, Sebastian Guillermo, Pru Guillermo, Tait Noland, Felecia Noland, Frank Vaclav, and Thekla Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thaddeus this year.
400.   Thaddeus Noland turned 20. Thaddeus Noland met 3 new people this year: Nilson Guillermo, Felecia Aldis, and Nerissa Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thaddeus this year.
401.   Thaddeus Noland met one new person this year, Johanna Aldis. Thaddeus visited with his friend Willi Guillermo, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Caddo, Port Jervis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thaddeus this year.
402.   Thaddeus Noland met one new person this year, Tate Jordan.
403.   Thaddeus Noland met 5 new people this year: Laird Noland, Lyndy Noland, Sibbie Noland, Alis Noland, and Reginauld Noland.
404.   Thaddeus visited his friend Pru Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Thaddeus Noland met one new person this year, Adrianne Guillermo. Thaddeus Noland made 7 new friends this year: Nilson Guillermo, Stanley Noland, Jojo Noland, Laird Noland, Lyndy Noland, Dennie Noland, and Chelsae Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thaddeus this year.
405.   Thaddeus Noland turned 25. Thaddeus Noland had a sexual liaison with Berty Noland. In Prasun House, their home, Thaddeus is attending to Chas Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Thaddeus Noland's brother, Chas Noland, died in Caddo, Port Jervis, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 27 years old. Thaddeus Noland made 3 new friends this year: Harvard Aldis, Rubetta Noland, and Dennie Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thaddeus this year.
406.   Berty Noland gave birth to a boy named Fonz Dennie Noland, of whom Thaddeus Noland is the father. Thaddeus Noland married Elene Guillermo in Caddo, Port Jervis. Elene Guillermo is now named Elene Noland. Thaddeus Noland met 5 new people this year: Katya Noland, Donnie Noland, Abbott Noland, Madelle Noland, and Celinka Noland. Thaddeus just found out from Clio Guillermo that his brother Kincaid Aldis died of disease in Metlakatla, Port Jervis 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Caddo, Port Jervis. (Clio had recently found this out from Katya Noland.) Thaddeus Noland made 6 new friends this year: Aub Guillermo, Katya Noland, Abbott Noland, Donnie Noland, Zeke Noland, and Dennie Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thaddeus this year.
407.   Elene Noland gave birth to a boy named Barnabe Gustave Noland, of whom Thaddeus Noland is the father. Thaddeus Noland murdered Aub Guillermo in an act of revenge. Thaddeus Noland was murdered by Sebastian Guillermo in an act of revenge. Thaddeus Noland was laid to rest in the Caddo cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
408.   Elene Noland gave birth to a boy named Elden Thaddeus Noland, of whom Thaddeus Noland is the father.