Narrative

366.   Bartolomei Roscoe Shumeet was born to Sharity Shumeet and Irvine Shumeet aboard the Hyperconstitutional. He is named after his mother's uncle, Bartolomei Melvin. 8 people came to meet Bartolomei Shumeet for the first time this year: Irvine Shumeet, Capt. Nicolas Noland, Sharity Shumeet, Cain Noland, Camilla Noland, Tharen Shumeet, Dulcea Noland, and Heddi Noland. Bartolomei visited his grandfather, Capt. Nicolas Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bartolomei Shumeet people came to meet Bartolomei Shumeet for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bartolomei this year.
367.   Bartolomei is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. The Hyperconstitutional is heading E at quarter-speed. Bartolomei Shumeet's younger brother, Thurstan Shumeet, was born in Hyperconstitutional. Bartolomei Shumeet made 4 new friends this year: Alton Gilles, Dulcea Noland, Heddi Noland, and Camilla Noland.
368.   Bartolomei is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. The Hyperconstitutional is heading NE at quarter-speed. Bartolomei Shumeet's parents Irvine Shumeet and Sharity Shumeet divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Irvine Shumeet and Sharity Shumeet decided that Sharity will stay in their formely shared quarters aboard the Hyperconstitutional, and Irvine will move out. Bartolomei Shumeet made 3 new friends this year: Tomiko Gilles, Irvine Shumeet, and Sharity Shumeet.
369.   Bartolomei is starting to pick up Monedusus. Bartolomei is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bartolomei is getting better at speaking Monedusus. The Hyperconstitutional sits motionless on the open sea, 193 miles off the coast of Pelican. The crew of the Hyperconstitutional have spotted land. The Hyperconstitutional is approaching the island of Pelican. Hyperconstitutional is now docked at Cohoes, on Pelican. Sharity Shumeet is attempting to find an open lot in Cohoes, Pelican, on which a house could be built. Bartolomei Shumeet moved into Shumeet House in Cohoes.
370.   Bartolomei has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Bartolomei is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
371.   Bartolomei Shumeet is now 5 years old. Bartolomei is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Bartolomei Shumeet's younger sister, Lane Shumeet, was born in Cohoes.
372.   Bartolomei is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Bartolomei Shumeet's father Irvine Shumeet married Camilla Noland in Cohoes, Pelican.
373.   Bartolomei has become fluent in Monedusus.
375.   Bartolomei Shumeet's younger half-brother, Temp Shumeet, was born in the town of Cohoes, on the island of Pelican.
376.   Bartolomei Shumeet is now 10 years old. Bartolomei Shumeet moved out of Shumeet House in Cohoes. Bartolomei Shumeet moved into Noland House in Cohoes. Bartolomei Shumeet's mother Sharity Shumeet married Ford Noland in Cohoes, Pelican. Sharity Shumeet is now named Sharity Noland.
377.   Bartolomei Shumeet met 6 new people this year: Sheelagh Noland, Edmond Noland, Randene Noland, Verna Shumeet, Liane Noland, and Sebastiano Shumeet. Bartolomei Shumeet made 4 new friends this year: Capt. Harmon Noland, Sheelagh Noland, Liane Noland, and Temp Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bartolomei this year.
378.   Bartolomei is starting to pick up Centrevillean. Bartolomei is getting better at speaking Centrevillean.
379.   Bartolomei is getting better at speaking Centrevillean.
380.   Bartolomei is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Ford Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Ford Noland moved to New Carlisle, 3 miles away from Cohoes. Ford Noland heard about an uninhabited house in New Carlisle, Pelican, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Bartolomei Shumeet moved out of Noland House in Cohoes. Bartolomei Shumeet moved into Gilles House in New Carlisle. Bartolomei Shumeet moved out of Gilles House in Cohoes. Bartolomei Shumeet met 11 new people this year: Roxi Myke, Heda Vaclav, Eduardo Noland, Prasun Gilles, Max Vaclav, Barth Vaclav, Srinivas Myke, Yolanda Vaclav, Jeniffer Noland, Chery Myke, and Max Vaclav. Bartolomei Shumeet made 20 new friends this year: Andros Aldis, Ada Aldis, Sindee Gilles, Prasun Gilles, Sharla Gilles, Winford Gilles, Anthea Gilles, Srinivas Myke, Hastings Myke, Chery Myke, Spence Noland, Eduardo Noland, Jeniffer Noland, Armand Noland, Francene Vaclav, Lynde Vaclav, Max Vaclav, Yolanda Vaclav, Gladi Vaclav, and Max Vaclav.
381.   Bartolomei Shumeet is now 15 years old. Bartolomei is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Bartolomei Shumeet's parents Irvine Shumeet and Camilla Shumeet divorced after 9 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Bartolomei Shumeet moved into Gilles House in New Carlisle. Bartolomei Shumeet made 3 new friends this year: Cam Gilles, Desirae Gilles, and Barth Vaclav.
382.   Bartolomei is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Bartolomei Shumeet's father Irvine Shumeet married Heddi Noland in Cohoes, Pelican. Ford Noland moved to Cohoes, 3 miles away from New Carlisle. Ford Noland found an uninhabited house in Cohoes, Pelican, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Bartolomei Shumeet moved out of Gilles House in New Carlisle. Bartolomei Shumeet moved into Gilles House in Cohoes.
383.   Bartolomei is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Bartolomei Shumeet met two new people this year, Gerri Gilles and Claribel Gilles. Bartolomei Shumeet made 4 new friends this year: Gerri Gilles, Claribel Gilles, Janeen Gilles, and Carmelita Gilles.
384.   Bartolomei Shumeet turned 18. Bartolomei has become fluent in Centrevillean. Tharen Shumeet is trying to gather up a group of people in Cohoes for an expedition on the Hyperconstitutional, which Capt. Cain Noland has agreed to lead. Bartolomei Shumeet declined an invitation from Tharen Shumeet to leave Cohoes on the Hyperconstitutional, for unstated reasons. Bartolomei Shumeet moved out of Gilles House in Cohoes. Bartolomei Shumeet boarded the Hyperconstitutional from the port of Cohoes, Pelican. Capt. Cain Noland has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Hyperconstitutional, under command of Capt. Cain Noland, has left the harbor at Cohoes, Pelican. The Hyperconstitutional is heading NE at three-quarter speed. Bartolomei Shumeet's younger half-brother, Mario Shumeet, was born in Hyperconstitutional. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bartolomei this year.
385.   The Hyperconstitutional is heading NE at full-speed. Bartolomei Shumeet's younger half-brother, Ford Noland, was born in Hyperconstitutional. Bartolomei visited his brother, Thurstan Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bartolomei Shumeet's brother, Thurstan Shumeet, died at sea aboard the Hyperconstitutional after showing symptoms of disease; he was 18 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bartolomei this year.
386.   Bartolomei Shumeet is now 20 years old. The Hyperconstitutional is heading E at full-speed. Distrust in Capt. Cain Noland is provoking murmors of a mutiny. Bartolomei Shumeet's younger half-brother, Tannie Noland, was born in Hyperconstitutional. As an act of mutiny, Irvine Shumeet is going to attempt to murder Capt. Cain Noland, whose decision-making aboard the Hyperconstitutional has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Bartolomei Shumeet's father, Irvine Shumeet, murdered his 35-year-old cousin Capt. Cain Noland at sea aboard the Hyperconstitutional as an act of mutiny. Irvine Shumeet has installed himself as the new captain of the Hyperconstitutional; he has never captained a ship before. As Capt. Irvine Shumeet's first order of business, he will immediately navigate the Hyperconstitutional toward the nearest island. The Hyperconstitutional is approaching the shores of Diomede at full speed. Hyperconstitutional is now docked at Akron, on Diomede. Bartolomei Shumeet is attempting to find an open lot in Akron, Diomede, on which a house could be built. Bartolomei Shumeet moved into Shumeet House in Akron. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bartolomei this year.
387.   Bartolomei Shumeet's younger half-sister, Carol-Jean Shumeet, was born in the town of Akron, on the island of Diomede. Bartolomei Shumeet has made up his mind: he is going to leave Akron, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Bartolomei Shumeet decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Blountsville. Bartolomei Shumeet moved out of Shumeet House in Akron. Bartolomei Shumeet heard about an uninhabited house in Blountsville, Diomede, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Bartolomei Shumeet moved into Vaclav House in Blountsville. Bartolomei Shumeet met 6 new people this year: Caty Vaclav, Anette Vaclav, Bridgette Vaclav, Wat Vaclav, Wat Vaclav, and Albrecht Vaclav. Bartolomei Shumeet made 7 new friends this year: Caty Vaclav, Anette Vaclav, Bridgette Vaclav, Wat Vaclav, Wat Vaclav, Albrecht Vaclav, and Salomo Vaclav.
391.   Bartolomei Shumeet is now 25 years old. Salomo Vaclav attempted to murder Bartolomei Shumeet, but failed and was himself killed. Bartolomei Shumeet killed 44-year-old Salomo Vaclav in self-defense in Blountsville, Diomede, after the latter tried to murder him.
392.   Bartolomei Shumeet's parents Sharity Noland and Ford Noland divorced after 16 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Bartolomei Shumeet married Bridgette Vaclav in Blountsville, Diomede. Bridgette Vaclav is now named Bridgette Shumeet. Bartolomei Shumeet decided to leave Blountsville, but his wife Bridgette Shumeet argued pleadingly against the idea; Bartolomei dropped the subject and will stay afterall.
393.   Bridgette Shumeet gave birth to a boy named Barney Alasdair Shumeet, of whom Bartolomei Shumeet is the father. Bartolomei Shumeet's parents Heddi Shumeet and Capt. Irvine Shumeet divorced after 11 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Bartolomei Shumeet's son, Barney Shumeet, died in Blountsville, Diomede, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
394.   Bridgette Shumeet gave birth to a girl named Cleopatra Myra Shumeet, after Cleopatra Aldis, of whom Bartolomei Shumeet is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bartolomei this year.
395.   Bartolomei Shumeet is planning to move to a bigger town. Bridgette Shumeet gave birth to a boy named Bartolomei Hank Shumeet; he is named for his father Bartolomei Roscoe Shumeet. Bridgette Shumeet asked Bartolomei Shumeet for a divorce; Bartolomei pleaded for them to stay together, but Bridgette insists on divorcing. Bartolomei Shumeet and Bridgette Shumeet divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Bridgette Shumeet and Bartolomei Shumeet decided that their children, Cleopatra and Bartolomei, will live with Bridgette. Bridgette Shumeet and Bartolomei Shumeet decided that Bridgette will stay in their house, and Bartolomei will move out. Bartolomei Shumeet moved out of Vaclav House in Blountsville. Bartolomei Shumeet moved into Shumeet House in Blountsville. Bartolomei Shumeet's mother Sharity Noland married Mika Vaclav in Glencoe, Diomede. Sharity Noland is now named Sharity Vaclav. Bartolomei Shumeet's daughter, Cleopatra Shumeet, died in Blountsville, Diomede, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Bartolomei Shumeet moved to Akron, 5 miles away from Blountsville. Bartolomei Shumeet moved out of Shumeet House in Blountsville. Bartolomei Shumeet caught word of an uninhabited house in Akron, Diomede, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Bartolomei Shumeet moved into Noland House in Akron. Bartolomei Shumeet met 5 new people this year: Toby Shumeet, Ernie Gilles, Jessamyn Gilles, Thatcher Gilles, and Heddi Shumeet. Bartolomei Shumeet made 3 new friends this year: Carol-Jean Shumeet, Heddi Shumeet, and Toby Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bartolomei this year.
396.   Bartolomei Shumeet turned 30.
397.   Bartolomei Shumeet's parents Mika Vaclav and Sharity Vaclav divorced after 2 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Bartolomei visited his grandmother, Dulcea Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bartolomei this year.
398.   Bartolomei Shumeet married Heddi Shumeet in Akron, Diomede. Heddi Shumeet had an affair with Bartolomei Shumeet; Heddi's husband, Bartolomei Shumeet, did not find out.
399.   Heddi Shumeet gave birth to a girl named Sharity Caressa Shumeet, after Sharity Vaclav, of whom Bartolomei Shumeet is the father. Bartolomei Shumeet's mother Sharity Vaclav married Kam Vaclav in Glencoe, Diomede. Bartolomei Shumeet's daughter, Sharity Shumeet, died in Akron, Diomede, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
400.   Heddi Shumeet gave birth to a boy named Ronen Bartel Shumeet, of whom Bartolomei Shumeet is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bartolomei this year.
401.   Bartolomei Shumeet is wondering about his brother Sebastiano Shumeet, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Loachapoka, Diomede.
402.   Heddi Shumeet gave birth to a boy named Alvin Bartolomei Shumeet, of whom Bartolomei Shumeet is the father. Bartolomei Shumeet moved to Glencoe, 4 miles away from Akron. Bartolomei Shumeet moved out of Noland House in Akron. Bartolomei Shumeet caught word of an uninhabited house in Glencoe, Diomede, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Bartolomei Shumeet moved into Vaclav House in Glencoe. Bartolomei reunited with his brother Tannie Noland, who he hasn't seen since 16 years ago in Akron, Diomede. Bartolomei just found out from Wat Vaclav that his son Bartolomei Shumeet died in Blountsville, Diomede 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Blountsville, Diomede. Bartolomei reunited with his mother Sharity Vaclav, who he hasn't seen since 16 years ago in Akron, Diomede.
403.   Bartolomei Shumeet and Heddi Shumeet divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Bartolomei Shumeet and Heddi Shumeet decided that their children, Ronen and Alvin, will live with Heddi. Bartolomei Shumeet and Heddi Shumeet decided that Bartolomei will stay in their house, and Heddi will move out. Bartolomei Shumeet's son, Alvin Shumeet, died in Glencoe, Diomede, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Bartolomei Shumeet met 6 new people this year: Derk Noland, Meggie Vaclav, Dulcea Vaclav, Kimmi Noland, Angelico Vaclav, and Therese Noland.
404.   Bartolomei Shumeet met two new people this year, Aleksandrs Vaclav and Amelie Vaclav. Bartolomei visited with his friend Wat Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Blountsville, Diomede. Bartolomei just found out from Wat Vaclav that his niece Caty Shumeet died in Loachapoka, Diomede 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 6 years ago in in Akron, Diomede. Bartolomei reunited with his sister Verna Vaclav, who he hasn't seen since 18 years ago in Akron, Diomede. Bartolomei Shumeet made 5 new friends this year: Kimmi Noland, Derk Noland, Remus Noland, Aleksandrs Vaclav, and Amelie Vaclav.
405.   Bartolomei Shumeet met one new person this year, Shelby Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bartolomei this year.
406.   Bartolomei Shumeet is now 40 years old. Bartolomei Shumeet's parents Kam Vaclav and Sharity Vaclav divorced after 7 years of marriage; they had one child together. Bartolomei Shumeet met 10 new people this year: Marlane Noland, Kelli Gilles, Jory Zollie, Galina Zollie, Willa Zollie, Capt. Isaac Noland, Tabb Noland, Joshua Noland, Junina Noland, and Elizabeth Noland. Bartolomei Shumeet made 12 new friends this year: Kelli Gilles, Marlane Noland, Joshua Noland, Darell Noland, Capt. Isaac Noland, Elizabeth Noland, Heath Vaclav, Dulcea Vaclav, Angelico Vaclav, Jory Zollie, Willa Zollie, and Galina Zollie.
407.   Bartolomei is starting to pick up Diomedean. Bartolomei is getting better at speaking Diomedean. Bartolomei Shumeet married Kelli Gilles in Glencoe, Diomede. Kelli Gilles is now named Kelli Shumeet. Bartolomei Shumeet decided to leave Glencoe, and his wife Kelli Shumeet argued against the idea, but then relented; they will do so shortly. Bartolomei Shumeet's wife, Kelli Shumeet, is preparing to venture into the wilderness with Bartolomei. Bartolomei Shumeet moved out of Vaclav House in Glencoe. Bartolomei Shumeet is moving east from Wilderness of Diomede at a swift pace. Bartolomei Shumeet stopped in the wilderness 70 miles east of Glencoe. Bartolomei reunited with his father Capt. Irvine Shumeet, who he hasn't seen since 21 years ago in Akron, Diomede. Bartolomei visited with his friend Anette Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Blountsville, Diomede.
408.   Bartolomei is getting better at speaking Diomedean. Bartolomei Shumeet met one new person this year, Rudolfo Prasun.