Narrative

384.   Smitty Normie Myke was born to Consolata Myke and Smitty Myke in the town of Logan, on the island of Hornbeak. He is named after his father, Smitty Myke. 14 people came to meet Smitty Myke for the first time this year: Consolata Myke, Gardener Noland, Katlin Noland, Smitty Myke, Kristian Noland, Roarke Noland, Katlin Noland, Rupert Noland, Melody Noland, Smitty Myke, Geof Myke, Katerina Gilles, Alic Myke, and Erin Noland. Smitty Myke's parents Smitty Myke and Consolata Myke divorced after 7 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Smitty Myke and Consolata Myke decided that Consolata will stay in their house, and Smitty will move out. Smitty Myke moved out of Gilles House in Logan. Consolata Myke stopped in the wilderness 16 miles west of Logan. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Smitty this year.
385.   Smitty is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
386.   Smitty is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Smitty Myke's mother Consolata Myke married Travers Aldis in the wilderness of Hornbeak; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Hornbeak, along with children Alic Myke, Geof Myke, and Smitty Myke. Consolata Myke is now named Consolata Aldis.
387.   Smitty is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
388.   Smitty is starting to pick up Monedusus. Smitty has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Smitty is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Travers Aldis emerged from the wilderness, after traveling 29 miles north to Fishhook. Travers Aldis heard about an uninhabited house in Fishhook, Hornbeak, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Smitty Myke moved into Gilles House in Fishhook. Smitty Myke moved out of Gilles House in Wilderness of Hornbeak. Smitty Myke made 3 new friends this year: Sherri Aldis, Berkley Gilles, and Thorndike Vaclav.
389.   Smitty Myke turned 5. Smitty is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Smitty Myke's younger half-sister, Marna Aldis, was born in the town of Fishhook, on the island of Hornbeak. Smitty Myke's parents Consolata Aldis and Travers Aldis divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had one child together. Smitty Myke met 3 new people this year: Sisile Aldis, Rickey Aldis, and Ilse Vaclav. Smitty Myke made 5 new friends this year: Sisile Aldis, Erick Aldis, Rickey Vaclav, Kip Vaclav, and Ilse Vaclav.
390.   Smitty is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Smitty Myke met one new person this year, Aditya Aldis. Smitty Myke made 3 new friends this year: Aditya Aldis, Joy Aldis, and Norene Gilles.
391.   Smitty is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
392.   Smitty is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Smitty Myke met one new person this year, Yolande Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Smitty this year.
393.   Smitty is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
394.   Smitty Myke is now 10 years old. Smitty is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Smitty Myke met one new person this year, Endora Aldis. Smitty Myke made 3 new friends this year: Jillian Aldis, Marj Myke, and Ruddie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Smitty this year.
395.   Smitty has become fluent in Monedusus. Smitty Myke's mother, Consolata Aldis, murdered 4-year-old Yolande Vaclav in Moscow, Hornbeak. Smitty Myke's mother, Consolata Aldis, killed 24-year-old Rickey Vaclav in self-defense in Moscow, Hornbeak, after the latter tried to murder her. This was her second victim. Smitty Myke met 4 new people this year: Merlin Guillermo, Bettie Guillermo, Alyda Guillermo, and Bernd Guillermo. Smitty Myke made 3 new friends this year: Bernd Guillermo, Alyda Guillermo, and Chris Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Smitty this year.
396.   Smitty Myke met one new person this year, Nichols Guillermo.
397.   Smitty Myke is worrying about his family member Travers Aldis, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Atoka, Hornbeak.
398.   Smitty visited his friend Joy Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Fishhook, Hornbeak, where they meet now for the last time. Smitty Myke met one new person this year, Wilfred Gilles. Smitty Myke is worrying about his family member Travers Aldis, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Atoka, Hornbeak.
399.   Smitty Myke is now 15 years old. Smitty just found out from Aditya Aldis that his mother Consolata Aldis was murdered in Moscow, Hornbeak 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Fishhook, Hornbeak. (Aditya had recently found this out from Sherri Vaclav.) Smitty Myke is worrying about his family member Travers Aldis, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Atoka, Hornbeak.
400.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Smitty this year. Smitty Myke is worrying about his brother Alic Myke, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Atoka, Hornbeak.
401.   Smitty Myke's brother, Alic Myke, murdered Yance Prasun in an act of revenge. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Smitty this year. Smitty Myke is worrying about his brother Alic Myke, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Atoka, Hornbeak.
402.   Smitty Myke is now 18 years old. Smitty Myke married Chris Myke in Fishhook, Hornbeak. Smitty Myke is worrying about his brother Alic Myke, who 5 years ago set out for a new life in Atoka, Hornbeak.
403.   Chris Myke gave birth to a girl named Tabitha Feliza Myke, of whom Smitty Myke is the father.
404.   Smitty Myke turned 20. Chris Myke gave birth to a boy named Pierson Beale Myke, of whom Smitty Myke is the father. Smitty Myke has decided to leave Fishhook; he will go in the night without asking or even telling his wife Chris Myke. Smitty Myke is moving east from Wilderness of Hornbeak at a rapid pace. Smitty Myke stopped at Aldis Town, 31 miles east of Fishhook. Smitty Myke found an uninhabited house in Aldis Town, Hornbeak, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Smitty Myke moved into Gilles House in Aldis Town. Smitty Myke met 6 new people this year: Gretal Noland, Tarah Noland, Felice Gilles, Merril Gilles, Bobina Aldis, and Margy Noland. Smitty Myke made 9 new friends this year: Harmon Aldis, Osgood Aldis, Felice Gilles, Merril Gilles, Helmuth Myke, Gretal Noland, Garrot Noland, Margy Noland, and Capt. Rudolfo Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Smitty this year. Smitty Myke is worrying about his brother Geof Myke, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Harwinton, Hornbeak.
405.   Smitty is starting to pick up Wauseoni. Smitty is getting better at speaking Wauseoni. Chris Myke gave birth to a boy named Fairfax Erl Myke, of whom Smitty Myke is the father. Smitty Myke and Chris Myke divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Chris Myke and Smitty Myke decided that their children, Tabitha, Pierson, and Fairfax, will live with Chris. Chris Myke and Smitty Myke decided that Chris will stay in their house, and Smitty will move out. Smitty Myke moved out of Gilles House in Aldis Town. Smitty Myke moved into Myke House in Aldis Town. Smitty Myke's son, Pierson Myke, died in Aldis Town, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Smitty this year. Smitty Myke is worrying about his brother Geof Myke, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Harwinton, Hornbeak.
406.   Smitty is getting better at speaking Wauseoni. Smitty Myke is planning to move to a neighboring town. Smitty Myke moved to Waugh, 6 miles away from Aldis Town. Smitty Myke moved out of Myke House in Aldis Town. Smitty Myke found an uninhabited house in Waugh, Hornbeak, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Smitty Myke moved into Aldis House in Waugh. Smitty Myke met 16 new people this year: Katlin Gilles, Marc Aldis, Franklyn Aldis, Bobbie Gilles, Marc Aldis, Royal Aldis, Ralph Myke, Caralie Gilles, Shirlene Vaclav, Osgood Vaclav, Bealle Vaclav, Alexia Vaclav, Jacynth Aldis, Shirlene Vaclav, Bertina Gilles, and Collin Aldis. Smitty Myke made 24 new friends this year: Marc Aldis, Josh Aldis, Merrill Aldis, Marc Aldis, Collin Aldis, Royal Aldis, Jacynth Aldis, Tonnie Aldis, Camilla Aldis, Bobbie Gilles, Kelli Gilles, Caralie Gilles, Adair Gilles, Wilow Vaclav, Howard Vaclav, Gordan Vaclav, Shirlene Vaclav, Bealle Vaclav, Porter Vaclav, Lynnell Vaclav, Jesus Vaclav, Biddy Vaclav, Phaedra Vaclav, and Osgood Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Smitty this year. Smitty Myke is worrying about his brother Geof Myke, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Harwinton, Hornbeak.
407.   Smitty is starting to pick up Jervisi. Smitty is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Smitty is getting better at speaking Wauseoni. Smitty Myke met two new people this year, Patrizia Noland and Thomas Vaclav. Smitty caught up with an old acquaintance, Hugo Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Fishhook, Hornbeak. Smitty Myke made 8 new friends this year: Lana Aldis, Arnoldo Aldis, Anna-Diane Gilles, Bertina Gilles, Ralph Myke, Patrizia Noland, Thomas Vaclav, and Shirlene Vaclav. Smitty Myke is worrying about his brother Geof Myke, who 5 years ago set out for a new life in Harwinton, Hornbeak.
408.   Smitty is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Smitty is getting better at speaking Wauseoni. The dialect of Jervisi that Smitty Myke speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Jervisi; as such, Hornbeakic now speaks Smitty Smitty Myke is planning to move to a bigger town. Smitty Myke married Jacynth Aldis in Waugh, Hornbeak. Jacynth Aldis is now named Jacynth Myke. Smitty Myke moved to Vandalia, 5 miles away from Waugh. Smitty Myke moved out of Aldis House in Waugh. Smitty Myke was told of an uninhabited house in Vandalia, Hornbeak, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Smitty Myke moved into Vaclav House in Vandalia. Smitty Myke met 40 new people this year: Hortense Vaclav, Zared Aldis, Nollie Aldis, Faunie Aldis, Doralin Aldis, Vassili Zollie, Lianne Aldis, Jameson Aldis, Salim Aldis, Rosmunda Vaclav, Sherwin Vaclav, Sammy Guillermo, Yance Guillermo, Felipa Guillermo, Rebekkah Aldis, Ruddie Guillermo, Trista Guillermo, Mathilde Aldis, Sari Noland, Abelard Aldis, Jules Vaclav, Maryangelyn Aldis, Hilbert Aldis, Zeb Guillermo, Elliott Noland, Waylin Aldis, Sherwin Vaclav, Crawford Guillermo, Lem Aldis, Germaine Aldis, Creighton Zollie, Irwin Aldis, Sonia Aldis, Leora Vaclav, Annalisa Aldis, Tudor Aldis, Anna-Diane Zollie, Yves Vaclav, Almeria Aldis, and Frankie Guillermo. Smitty Myke made 37 new friends this year: Worthy Aldis, Sonia Aldis, Doralin Aldis, Lianne Aldis, Hilbert Aldis, Irwin Aldis, Salim Aldis, Lem Aldis, Zared Aldis, Faunie Aldis, Maryangelyn Aldis, Waylin Aldis, Orly Aldis, Lem Aldis, Jameson Aldis, Gusty Aldis, Mathilde Aldis, Abel Aldis, Zeb Guillermo, Trista Guillermo, Glynis Guillermo, Ruddie Guillermo, Zeb Guillermo, Felipa Guillermo, Frankie Guillermo, Sari Noland, Sherwin Vaclav, Yves Vaclav, Rosmunda Vaclav, Hortense Vaclav, Seth Vaclav, Hortense Vaclav, Yves Vaclav, Leora Vaclav, Rudolfo Zollie, Vassili Zollie, and Kelli Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Smitty this year. Smitty Myke is worrying about his brother Geof Myke, who 6 years ago set out for a new life in Harwinton, Hornbeak.