Narrative

352.   Alf Spiro Aldis was born to Tobey Aldis and Capt. Rafael Aldis in the town of Pell, on the island of New Waterford. 11 people came to meet Alf Aldis for the first time this year: Capt. Rafael Aldis, Archie Aldis, Aleta Aldis, Pen Aldis, Juanita Myke, Fayette Aldis, Guillema Aldis, Fayette Aldis, Alf Aldis, Joleen Vaclav, and Tobey Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alf this year.
353.   Alf is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alf Aldis's parents Tobey Aldis and Capt. Rafael Aldis divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 10 children together. Tobey Aldis and Capt. Rafael Aldis decided that Rafael will stay in their house, and Tobey will move out. Alf Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Pell. Alf Aldis moved into Aldis House in Pell. Alf Aldis's sister, Guillema Aldis, murdered 53-year-old Tudor Prasun in Pell, New Waterford.
354.   Alf is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alf Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Aleta Aldis, Edie Aldis, and Nikki Myke.
355.   Alf is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alf visited his sister, Guillema Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alf Aldis's sister, Guillema Aldis, died in Pell, New Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 25 years old.
356.   Alf has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Alf Aldis's sister, Aleta Aldis, took her own life in Pell, New Waterford; she was 25 years old. Alf Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Genni Aldis, Genni Aldis, and Hercule Noland.
357.   Alf Aldis is now 5 years old. Alf Aldis met 5 new people this year: Genni Gilles, Harmon Aldis, Damaris Aldis, Gunner Aldis, and Chan Gilles. Alf Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Jesselyn Aldis, Archie Aldis, Issi Gilles, Charmine Gilles, and Bertie Noland.
358.   Alf Aldis made 6 new friends this year: Fayette Aldis, Damaris Aldis, Harmon Aldis, Capt. Hewie Gilles, Genni Gilles, and Shandie Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alf this year.
359.   Alf Aldis met one new person this year, Mayda Gilles. Alf Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Gunner Aldis, John-David Gilles, and Juanita Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alf this year.
360.   Alf Aldis met one new person this year, Genni Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alf this year.
361.   Alf Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Pen Aldis, Howie Aldis, and Joleen Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alf this year.
362.   Alf Aldis turned 10. Alf Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Tobey Aldis, Chrisy Aldis, Fayette Noland, and Susann Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alf this year.
363.   Alf visited his father, Capt. Rafael Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alf Aldis's father, Capt. Rafael Aldis, died in Pell, New Waterford, of natural causes; he was 61 years old. Alf visited his friend Juanita Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Pell, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Alf visited his friend Damaris Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Pell, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Alf visited his nephew, Chrisy Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alf this year.
364.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alf this year.
365.   Alf Aldis met one new person this year, Faunie Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alf this year.
366.   Alf Aldis met one new person this year, Horacio Gilles. Alf Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Griff Aldis, Deane Aldis, and Horacio Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alf this year.
367.   Alf Aldis is now 15 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alf this year.
368.   Alf Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Vena Aldis, Juliet Aldis, and Shirlee Aldis.
369.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alf this year.
370.   Alf Aldis is now 18 years old. Alf visited his friend Edie Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Pell, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Alf Aldis decided to leave Pell; he will do so shortly. Alf Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Pell. Alf Aldis is moving south from Wilderness of New Waterford at a fast pace. Alf Aldis stopped in the woods just outside Pell.
371.   Alf Aldis is looking for a good site to build a house on land that he has picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Alf Aldis moved into Aldis House in Lookout Mountain. Alf Aldis started a new settlement on New Waterford called Lookout Mountain.
372.   Alf Aldis turned 20.
377.   Alf Aldis is now 25 years old.
379.   Alf Aldis met one new person this year, Kellen Aldis. Alf just found out from Jesselyn Aldis that his mother Tobey Aldis died of natural causes in Pell, New Waterford 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Pell, New Waterford. (Jesselyn had recently found this out from Jesselyn Aldis.) Alf just found out from Jesselyn Aldis that his niece Deane Aldis died in a freak accident in Pell, New Waterford 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Pell, New Waterford. (Jesselyn had recently found this out from Jesselyn Aldis.) Alf just found out from Jesselyn Aldis that his nephew Griff Aldis died in Pell, New Waterford 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Pell, New Waterford. (Jesselyn had recently found this out from Jesselyn Aldis.)
381.   Alf Aldis married Jesselyn Aldis in Lookout Mountain, New Waterford.
382.   Alf Aldis turned 30.
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385.   Alf Aldis and Jesselyn Aldis divorced after 4 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Jesselyn Aldis and Alf Aldis decided that Alf will stay in their house, and Jesselyn will move out.
386.   Alf Aldis married Vena Aldis in Lookout Mountain, New Waterford. Alf Aldis met 3 new people this year: Rutter Aldis, Monroe Aldis, and Patrick Gilles. Alf just found out from Jesselyn Aldis that his niece Fayette Aldis died in a freak accident in Pell, New Waterford 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 17 years ago in in Pell, New Waterford. (Jesselyn had recently found this out from Hewie Aldis.) Alf visited with his friend Faunie Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Pell, New Waterford. Alf visited with his friend Genni Noland, who he hadn't seen since 26 years ago in Pell, New Waterford. Alf visited with his friend Hercule Noland, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Pell, New Waterford. Alf visited with his nephew Howie Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Pell, New Waterford. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alf this year.
387.   In Aldis House, their home, Alf is attending to Kurt Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alf Aldis met two new people this year, Hewie Aldis and Jenn Noland.
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389.   Alf Aldis met one new person this year, Leslie Noland.
390.   Alf Aldis met one new person this year, Neron Noland.
391.   Faunie Aldis attempted to murder Alf Aldis, but failed and was herself killed. Alf Aldis killed 27-year-old Faunie Aldis in self-defense in Lookout Mountain, New Waterford, after the latter tried to murder him.
392.   Alf Aldis is now 40 years old.
393.   Alf Aldis asked Vena Aldis for a divorce; Vena pleaded for them to stay together, but Alf insists on divorcing. Alf Aldis and Vena Aldis divorced after 7 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Alf Aldis and Vena Aldis decided that Vena will stay in their house, and Alf will move out. Alf Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Lookout Mountain. Alf Aldis moved into Aldis House in Lookout Mountain. Alf Aldis had a sexual liaison with Vena Aldis.
394.   Tobey Aldis had a sexual liaison with Alf Aldis.
396.   Alf Aldis married Tobey Aldis in Lookout Mountain, New Waterford.
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399.   Alf visited with his nephew Skell Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 30 years ago in Pell, New Waterford. Alf just found out from Skell Aldis that his sister Fayette Gilles died of natural causes in La Center, New Waterford 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 32 years ago in in Pell, New Waterford. Alf just found out from Skell Aldis that his niece Shayna Aldis died of disease in La Center, New Waterford 12 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 32 years ago in in Pell, New Waterford.
400.   The dialect of Aniumustpyrx that Alf Aldis speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Aniumustpyrx; as such, Waterfordese now speaks Alf Alf Aldis met one new person this year, Hewie Gilles.
401.   Tobey Aldis had an affair with Skell Aldis; Tobey's husband, Alf Aldis, did not find out.
402.   Alf Aldis turned 50. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alf this year.
403.   Alf Aldis met one new person this year, Andros Aldis.
404.   Alf Aldis met one new person this year, Jeth Aldis. Alf is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Faunie Aldis; they first met 39 years ago in Pell, New Waterford and last saw each other 13 years ago in Lookout Mountain, New Waterford. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alf this year.
405.   Alf Aldis met one new person this year, Etti Aldis. Alf is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Hercule Noland; they first met 49 years ago in Pell, New Waterford and last saw each other 11 years ago in Lookout Mountain, New Waterford.
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407.   Alf Aldis met one new person this year, Faunie Aldis. Alf visited with his niece Aphrodite Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 40 years ago in Pell, New Waterford. Alf just found out from Aphrodite Gilles that his nephew Rafael Noland died in La Center, New Waterford 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 40 years ago in in Pell, New Waterford. Alf Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Faunie Aldis, Hewie Gilles, and Aphrodite Gilles.
408.   Alf Aldis met one new person this year, Shoshana Aldis.