Narrative

350.   Sanford Randie Aldis was born to Faith Aldis and Randie Aldis in the town of Prasun Crest, on the island of Zollie. He is named after his great-grandfather, Sanford Aldis. 23 people came to meet Sanford Aldis for the first time this year: Faith Aldis, Anatola Aldis, Madelle Aldis, Capt. Fidel Aldis, Sanford Aldis, Kerrie Guillermo, Leah Guillermo, Arlene Aldis, Arlena Aldis, Ulberto Aldis, Arlena Gilles, Arlena Gilles, Marge Aldis, Abdul Guillermo, Dawn Gilles, Randie Aldis, Alyda Guillermo, Fidel Aldis, Hubert Guillermo, Shirah Gilles, Lovell Gilles, Suzanne Aldis, and Tessi Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sanford this year.
351.   Sanford is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Sanford Aldis's younger sister, Suzanne Aldis, was born in Prasun Crest. Sanford Aldis made 7 new friends this year: Arlene Aldis, Anatola Aldis, Odysseus Aldis, Capt. Fidel Aldis, Dawn Gilles, Faith Guillermo, and Leah Guillermo.
352.   Sanford is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Sanford Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Fidel Aldis, Capt. Butch Gilles, and Alyda Guillermo.
353.   Sanford is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
354.   Sanford has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
355.   Sanford Aldis is now 5 years old. Sanford visited his friend Capt. Butch Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
356.   Sanford Aldis made 6 new friends this year: Madelle Aldis, Suki Aldis, Arlena Aldis, Suzanne Aldis, Shirah Gilles, and Arlena Gilles.
357.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sanford this year.
358.   Sanford Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Amandy Gilles, Amandy Gilles, Endora Gilles, and Abdul Guillermo.
359.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sanford this year.
360.   Sanford Aldis turned 10. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sanford this year.
361.   Sanford Aldis's younger sister, Maritsa Aldis, was born in Prasun Crest.
362.   Sanford visited his friend Amandy Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Prasun Crest, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time.
365.   Sanford Aldis turned 15.
367.   Sanford Aldis's younger brother, Goddart Aldis, was born in Prasun Crest. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sanford this year.
368.   Sanford Aldis turned 18. Sanford Aldis's brother, Goddart Aldis, died in Prasun Crest, Zollie, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old.
369.   Sanford Aldis met 6 new people this year: Hedy Aldis, Rikki Noland, Jacinda Aldis, Carola Aldis, Siddhartha Aldis, and Maura Aldis. Sanford just found out from Odysseus Aldis that his family member Madelle Noland died of disease in Kinsey, Zollie 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 13 years ago in in Prasun Crest, Zollie. (Odysseus had recently found this out from Maura Aldis.) Sanford just found out from Odysseus Aldis that his grandfather Abdul Guillermo died of natural causes in Kinsey, Zollie 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Prasun Crest, Zollie. (Odysseus had recently found this out from Maura Aldis.) Sanford Aldis made 6 new friends this year: Maura Aldis, Hedy Aldis, Jacinda Aldis, Carola Aldis, Siddhartha Aldis, and Donovan Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sanford this year.
370.   Sanford Aldis turned 20. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sanford this year.
371.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sanford this year.
372.   Sanford Aldis had a sexual liaison with Endora Gilles.
373.   Sanford Aldis's younger brother, Tiebold Aldis, was born in Prasun Crest. Sanford just found out from Morris Aldis that his grandmother Marge Aldis died of natural causes in Kinsey, Zollie 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 17 years ago in in Prasun Crest, Zollie. (Morris had recently found this out from Odysseus Aldis.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sanford this year.
374.   Sanford Aldis married Maura Aldis in Prasun Crest, Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sanford this year.
375.   Sanford Aldis is now 25 years old. Sanford Aldis's younger sister, Marie-Ann Aldis, was born in Prasun Crest. Maura Aldis gave birth to a girl named Perri Kaja Aldis, after Perri Zollie, of whom Sanford Aldis is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sanford this year.
376.   Sanford Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Marie-Ann Aldis, Hannibal Aldis, Missy Aldis, and Ravil Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sanford this year.
377.   Maura Aldis gave birth to a girl named Kerrie Shanie Aldis, after Kerrie Guillermo, of whom Sanford Aldis is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sanford this year.
378.   Sanford Aldis asked Maura Aldis for a divorce; Maura pleaded for them to stay together, but Sanford insists on divorcing. Sanford Aldis and Maura Aldis divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Sanford Aldis and Maura Aldis decided that their children, Perri and Kerrie, will live with Maura. Sanford Aldis and Maura Aldis decided that Maura will stay in their house, and Sanford will move out. Sanford Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Prasun Crest. Sanford Aldis moved into Aldis House in Prasun Crest. Sanford Aldis married Alane Aldis in Prasun Crest, Zollie.
379.   Alane Aldis gave birth to a girl named Johnette Suzanne Aldis, of whom Sanford Aldis is the father. Sanford Aldis's daughter, Johnette Aldis, died in Prasun Crest, Zollie, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Sanford Aldis met two new people this year, Maura Noland and Caril Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sanford this year.
380.   Sanford Aldis is now 30 years old. Sanford Aldis met one new person this year, Xaviera Noland. Sanford Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Caril Aldis, Kalvin Noland, and Maura Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sanford this year.
381.   Alane Aldis gave birth to a girl named Chrissy Rikki Aldis, of whom Sanford Aldis is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sanford this year.
382.   Alane Aldis gave birth to a boy named Randie Odysseus Aldis, after Randie Aldis, of whom Sanford Aldis is the father. Sanford Aldis's father, Randie Aldis, was murdered in Prasun Crest, Zollie by Kalvin Noland; he was 59 years old. Sanford Aldis murdered Kalvin Noland in an act of revenge. Sanford Aldis was murdered by Donovan Noland in an act of revenge. Sanford Aldis was laid to rest in the Prasun Crest cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
394.   Sanford Aldis's daughter Perri Aldis married Christ Gilles in Port Heiden, Zollie. Perri Aldis is now named Perri Gilles.
395.   Sanford Aldis's grandchild, named Geri Gilles, was born in the town of Prasun Crest, Zollie; the child's mother is Sanford's daughter, Perri Gilles.
397.   Sanford Aldis's grandchild, named Christ Gilles, was born in the town of Prasun Crest, Zollie; the child's mother is Sanford's daughter, Perri Gilles. Sanford Aldis's daughter Perri Gilles and Christ Gilles divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Perri Gilles and Christ Gilles decided that their children, Geri and Christ, will live with Perri.
400.   Sanford Aldis's daughter Kerrie Aldis married Abdul Aldis in Kinsey, Zollie.
401.   Sanford Aldis's grandchild, named Faith Aldis, was born in the town of Kinsey, Zollie; the child's mother is Sanford's daughter, Kerrie Aldis.
402.   Sanford Aldis's grandchild, named Faith Aldis, was born in the town of Kinsey, Zollie; the child's mother is Sanford's daughter, Kerrie Aldis. Sanford Aldis's daughter Kerrie Aldis and Abdul Aldis divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Kerrie Aldis and Abdul Aldis decided that their child, Faith, will live with Kerrie.