Narrative

311.   Dionysus Glen Jordan was born to Mada Jordan and Dionysus Jordan in the town of Thorne Bay, on the island of Bryan. He is named after his father, Dionysus Jordan. 24 people came to meet Dionysus Jordan for the first time this year: Nathanial Jordan, Jany Zollie, Dionysus Jordan, Meier Zollie, E'Lane Jordan, Lorelle Jordan, Gifford Jordan, Cristabel Jordan, Hendrick Jordan, Evonne Jordan, Mada Jordan, Meier Zollie, Arlena Jordan, Gertrudis Jordan, Dionysus Jordan, Riva Jordan, Storm Jordan, Dwane Jordan, Logan Jordan, Gene Jordan, Lesley Jordan, Reggie Jordan, Ethelbert Jordan, and Coral Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
312.   Dionysus is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dionysus Jordan's younger sister, Simona Jordan, was born in Thorne Bay. Dionysus Jordan's sister, Simona Jordan, died in Thorne Bay, Bryan, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Dionysus Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Lesley Jordan, Reggie Jordan, Ethelbert Jordan, Evonne Jordan, and Coral Zollie.
313.   Dionysus is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dionysus Jordan's younger brother, Neale Jordan, was born in Thorne Bay. Dionysus Jordan's brother, Neale Jordan, died in Thorne Bay, Bryan, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Dionysus Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Hendrick Jordan, Arlena Jordan, E'Lane Jordan, and Jany Zollie.
314.   Dionysus is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dionysus Jordan's younger brother, Sandor Jordan, was born in Thorne Bay.
315.   Dionysus has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Dionysus Jordan's younger brother, Elisha Jordan, was born in Thorne Bay. Dionysus Jordan's brother, Sandor Jordan, died in Thorne Bay, Bryan, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Dionysus Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Oran Jordan, Mada Jordan, and Gertrudis Jordan.
316.   Dionysus Jordan is now 5 years old. Dionysus Jordan's younger brother, Jeramie Jordan, was born in Thorne Bay. Dionysus Jordan met one new person this year, Quinn Jordan.
317.   Dionysus Jordan's brother, Jeramie Jordan, died in Thorne Bay, Bryan, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Dionysus Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Dwane Jordan, Meier Zollie, and Wendi Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
318.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
319.   Dionysus visited his aunt, Evonne Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
320.   Dionysus Jordan's younger brother, Ravi Jordan, was born in Thorne Bay. Dionysus visited his cousin, Dwane Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dionysus visited his aunt, Jany Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
321.   Dionysus Jordan turned 10. Dionysus visited his friend Oran Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Thorne Bay, Bryan, where they meet now for the last time. Dionysus Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Ravi Jordan, Nathanial Jordan, and Dionysus Jordan.
322.   Dionysus Jordan's younger brother, Fred Jordan, was born in Thorne Bay. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
323.   Dionysus visited his grandfather, Meier Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dionysus Jordan's brother, Fred Jordan, died in Thorne Bay, Bryan, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old.
325.   Dionysus Jordan's younger half-brother, Vic Jordan, was born in Thorne Bay. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
326.   Dionysus Jordan turned 15. Dionysus Jordan's half-brother, Vic Jordan, died in Thorne Bay, Bryan, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
327.   Dionysus Jordan's younger sister, Miranda Jordan, was born in Thorne Bay. Dionysus Jordan's sister, Miranda Jordan, died in Thorne Bay, Bryan, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Dionysus Jordan met one new person this year, Donny Jordan. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
328.   Dionysus Jordan met one new person this year, Dwane Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
329.   Dionysus Jordan turned 18. Dionysus Jordan's younger brother, Oran Jordan, was born in Thorne Bay. Dionysus Jordan's brother, Oran Jordan, died in Thorne Bay, Bryan, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Dionysus Jordan met 3 new people this year: Jessy Jordan, Nathanial Jordan, and Reggie Jordan. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
330.   Dionysus Jordan's younger sister, Georgetta Jordan, was born in Thorne Bay. Dionysus Jordan met one new person this year, Reg Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
331.   Dionysus Jordan turned 20. Dionysus Jordan's younger brother, Trevar Jordan, was born in Thorne Bay. Dionysus visited his friend Pieter Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in Thorne Bay, Bryan, where they meet now for the last time. Dionysus visited his cousin, Coral Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Jordan House, their home, Dionysus is attending to Trevar Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dionysus Jordan's brother, Trevar Jordan, died in Thorne Bay, Bryan, after showing symptoms of disease; he was not even a year old. Dionysus Jordan met two new people this year, Gennie Jordan and Rianon Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
332.   Dionysus Jordan met one new person this year, Valentine Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
333.   Dionysus Jordan met one new person this year, Caprice Jordan. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
334.   Dionysus Jordan met two new people this year, Ronald Jordan and Rianon Jordan. Dionysus Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Nathanial Jordan, Lew Jordan, and Angie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
335.   Dionysus Jordan wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. Dionysus Jordan's younger sister, Amandi Jordan, was born in Thorne Bay. Dionysus Jordan met 13 new people this year: Archy Guillermo, Gabbi Zollie, Zippy Noland, Leiah Guillermo, Berke Noland, Jeb Guillermo, Elvina Noland, Archon Gilles, Cecilia Noland, Quintus Noland, Adrian Noland, Hall Noland, and Barnabe Guillermo. Dionysus Jordan made 16 new friends this year: Capt. Roderic Gilles, Ileana Gilles, Archon Gilles, Skylar Gilles, Robinet Guillermo, Karine Guillermo, Barnabe Guillermo, Jeb Guillermo, Archy Guillermo, Cati Noland, Quintus Noland, Berke Noland, Rolfe Noland, Carlynne Noland, Xaviera Noland, and Hall Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
336.   Dionysus Jordan is now 25 years old. Dionysus Jordan met two new people this year, Westley Jordan and Helmuth Jordan. Dionysus Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Reggie Jordan, Reg Jordan, Elvina Noland, Brant Noland, and Hadley Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
337.   Dionysus visited his friend Jeb Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dionysus Jordan met two new people this year, Reggie Jordan and Lisetta Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
338.   Dionysus visited his friend Robinet Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dionysus Jordan met 3 new people this year: Willette Noland, Capt. Andy Vaclav, and Maia Jordan. Dionysus Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Nestor Aldis, Amandi Jordan, Georgetta Jordan, Willette Noland, and Ximenes Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
339.   Dionysus visited his friend Hall Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dionysus Jordan met 5 new people this year: Riva Noland, Peirce Noland, Phillipe Guillermo, Lavena Jordan, and Darelle Noland. Dionysus Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Ronald Jordan, Zeke Jordan, Caprice Jordan, Cecilia Noland, and Adrian Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
340.   Dionysus Jordan married Xaviera Noland in Thorne Bay, Bryan. Xaviera Noland is now named Xaviera Jordan. Dionysus Jordan met two new people this year, Paolina Noland and Jervis Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
341.   Dionysus Jordan is now 30 years old. Xaviera Jordan gave birth to a boy named Darwin Ajai Jordan, after Darwin Prasun, of whom Dionysus Jordan is the father. Dionysus Jordan met 3 new people this year: Tamra Jordan, Rey Jordan, and Ford Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
342.   Dionysus Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Leiah Guillermo, Marcio Jordan, and Capt. Andy Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
343.   Xaviera Jordan gave birth to a girl named Riva Mara Jordan, after Riva Jordan, of whom Dionysus Jordan is the father. Dionysus Jordan's daughter, Riva Jordan, died in Thorne Bay, Bryan, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Dionysus Jordan met one new person this year, Marilin Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
344.   Xaviera Jordan gave birth to a girl named Fabrianne Annetta Jordan, after Fabrianne Zollie, of whom Dionysus Jordan is the father. Dionysus visited his friend Hadley Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Thorne Bay, Bryan, where they meet now for the last time. Dionysus Jordan met one new person this year, Reggie Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
345.   Xaviera Jordan gave birth to a girl named Allie Mara Jordan, of whom Dionysus Jordan is the father. Dionysus Jordan's brother, Ravi Jordan, took his own life in Thorne Bay, Bryan; he was 25 years old. Dionysus Jordan met one new person this year, Lesley Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
346.   Dionysus visited his cousin, Cristabel Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dionysus Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Ford Gilles, Phillipe Guillermo, Gennie Jordan, and Pieter Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
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349.   Dionysus Jordan met 4 new people this year: Darla Vaclav, Cristabel Vaclav, Jeb Guillermo, and Conroy Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
350.   Reggie Jordan is trying to gather up a group of people in Thorne Bay for an expedition on the Attendress, which Capt. Roderic Gilles has agreed to lead. Dionysus Jordan declined an invitation from Reggie Jordan to leave Thorne Bay on the Attendress, due to considerations of their own age. Dionysus Jordan met two new people this year, Skipp Zollie and Emmett Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
351.   Dionysus Jordan is now 40 years old. Dionysus visited his friend Evonne Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Thorne Bay, Bryan, where they meet now for the last time. Dionysus Jordan met one new person this year, Yacov Jordan.
352.   Dionysus Jordan's parents Mada Jordan and Dionysus Jordan divorced after 42 years of marriage; they had 13 children together. Dionysus Jordan met one new person this year, Vinod Jordan.
353.   Dionysus visited his friend Riva Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Thorne Bay, Bryan, where they meet now for the last time.
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355.   Dionysus Jordan met one new person this year, Marietta Jordan.
356.   Xaviera Jordan asked Dionysus Jordan for a divorce, but Dionysus pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. Dionysus visited his friend Archon Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 21 years ago in Thorne Bay, Bryan, where they meet now for the last time. Dionysus Jordan met 4 new people this year: Lolita Jordan, Jonny Jordan, Bernetta Jordan, and Vonnie Jordan. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
357.   Dionysus Jordan's mother Mada Jordan married Gene Jordan in Thorne Bay, Bryan. Dionysus Jordan met one new person this year, Goldy Jordan. Dionysus Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Tamra Jordan, Magnum Jordan, and Jonny Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year. Dionysus Jordan is worrying about his brother Elisha Jordan, who 7 years ago left for a voyage on the Attendress and hasn't been heard from since.
358.   Dionysus Jordan met 3 new people this year: Ash Guillermo, Trent Jordan, and Nadia Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
359.   Dionysus Jordan's parents Mada Jordan and Gene Jordan divorced after 2 years of marriage; they did not have children together. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
360.   Xaviera Jordan asked Dionysus Jordan for a divorce, but Dionysus pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. Dionysus Jordan met 3 new people this year: Jervis Jordan, Kassia Jordan, and Clarabelle Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year. Dionysus Jordan is worrying about his brother Elisha Jordan, who 10 years ago left for a voyage on the Attendress and hasn't been heard from since.
361.   Dionysus Jordan turned 50. Xaviera Jordan asked Dionysus Jordan for a divorce, but Dionysus pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. Dionysus Jordan met one new person this year, Kizzie Jordan. Dionysus Jordan is worrying about his brother Elisha Jordan, who 11 years ago left for a voyage on the Attendress and hasn't been heard from since.
362.   Dionysus Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Cati Guillermo, Connor Jordan, and Eden Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
363.   Dionysus Jordan's mother Mada Jordan married Rey Jordan in Thorne Bay, Bryan. Dionysus Jordan met 3 new people this year: Hadley Jordan, Tedman Jordan, and Agneta Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
364.   Dionysus Jordan is wondering about his brother Elisha Jordan, who 14 years ago left for a voyage on the Attendress and hasn't been heard from since.
365.   Dionysus Jordan's parents Rey Jordan and Mada Jordan divorced after 2 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Dionysus Jordan's daughter Allie Jordan married Conroy Jordan in Thorne Bay, Bryan. Dionysus visited his mother, Mada Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dionysus Jordan's mother, Mada Jordan, died in Thorne Bay, Bryan, of natural causes; she was 73 years old. Dionysus visited his cousin, Arlena Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dionysus Jordan met one new person this year, Tamra Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
366.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year. Dionysus Jordan is worrying about his brother Elisha Jordan, who 16 years ago left for a voyage on the Attendress and hasn't been heard from since.
367.   Dionysus Jordan's daughter Allie Jordan and Conroy Jordan divorced after 2 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Dionysus Jordan's daughter Fabrianne Jordan married Ivan Noland in the wilderness of Bryan; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Bryan. Fabrianne Jordan is now named Fabrianne Noland. Dionysus Jordan met one new person this year, Bartolomeo Guillermo.
368.   Dionysus Jordan's grandchild, named Silvanus Noland, was born in the wilderness of Bryan; the child's mother is Dionysus's daughter, Fabrianne Noland. Dionysus Jordan asked Xaviera Jordan for a divorce; Xaviera Jordan agreed to it. Dionysus Jordan and Xaviera Jordan divorced after 28 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Dionysus Jordan and Xaviera Jordan decided that Xaviera will stay in their house, and Dionysus will move out. Dionysus Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Thorne Bay. Dionysus Jordan moved into Jordan House in Thorne Bay. Dionysus Jordan met one new person this year, Ophelie Jordan.
369.   Dionysus Jordan's grandchild, named Evania Noland, was born in the wilderness of Bryan; the child's mother is Dionysus's daughter, Fabrianne Noland. Dionysus visited his friend Xaviera Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 34 years ago in Thorne Bay, Bryan, where they meet now for the last time. Dionysus Jordan met one new person this year, Rey Jordan. Dionysus Jordan is wondering about his brother Elisha Jordan, who 19 years ago left for a voyage on the Attendress and hasn't been heard from since.
370.   Dionysus Jordan's grandchild, named Willette Noland, was born in the wilderness of Bryan; the child's mother is Dionysus's daughter, Fabrianne Noland. Dionysus Jordan married Storm Jordan in Thorne Bay, Bryan. Dionysus Jordan had an affair with Storm Jordan; Dionysus's wife, Storm Jordan, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Dionysus visited his friend Nathanial Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 59 years ago in Thorne Bay, Bryan, where they meet now for the last time.
371.   Dionysus Jordan turned 60. Dionysus Jordan wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island.
372.   Dionysus Jordan's daughter Allie Jordan married Jeb Guillermo in Thorne Bay, Bryan. Dionysus Jordan met one new person this year, Hendrick Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year.
373.   Dionysus Jordan's grandchild, named Tan Guillermo, was born in the town of Thorne Bay, Bryan; the child's mother is Dionysus's daughter, Allie Guillermo. Dionysus Jordan has fallen ill. Dionysus is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Ford Gilles, Lavena Guillermo, Phillipe Guillermo, Cati Guillermo, Allie Guillermo, Jeb Guillermo, Tan Guillermo, Karine Jordan, Magnum Jordan, Connor Jordan, Bernetta Jordan, Kizzie Jordan, Jobina Jordan, Adriena Jordan, Durante Jordan, Nathanial Jordan, Eden Jordan, Vinod Jordan, Hadley Jordan, Jervis Jordan, Tamra Jordan, Jervis Jordan, Amandi Jordan, Nathanial Jordan, Sharron Jordan, Storm Jordan, Ophelie Jordan, Leiah Jordan, Reggie Jordan, Vonnie Jordan, Reggie Jordan, Marilin Jordan, Conroy Jordan, Clarabelle Jordan, Nadia Jordan, Reggie Jordan, and Tamra Jordan. Dionysus Jordan died in Thorne Bay, Bryan, of natural causes; he was 62 years old. Dionysus Jordan was laid to rest in the Thorne Bay cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
374.   Dionysus Jordan's grandchild, named Ritch Guillermo, was born in the town of Thorne Bay, Bryan; the child's mother is Dionysus's daughter, Allie Guillermo.
377.   Dionysus Jordan's grandchild, named Kara Guillermo, was born in the town of Thorne Bay, Bryan; the child's mother is Dionysus's daughter, Allie Guillermo.
378.   Dionysus Jordan's grandchild, named Meira Guillermo, was born in the town of Thorne Bay, Bryan; the child's mother is Dionysus's daughter, Allie Guillermo.
393.   Dionysus Jordan's grandchild, named Amandi Guillermo, was born in the wilderness of Bryan; the child's mother is Dionysus's daughter, Allie Guillermo.
397.   Dionysus Jordan's daughter Allie Guillermo married Tanney Jordan in the wilderness of Bryan; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Bryan, along with child Amandi Guillermo. Allie Guillermo is now named Allie Jordan.
398.   Dionysus Jordan's daughter Allie Jordan and Tanney Jordan divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Allie Jordan and Tanney Jordan decided that their child, Amandi, will live with Allie.
408.   Dionysus Jordan's daughter Allie Jordan married Pieter Vaclav in the wilderness of Bryan; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Bryan, along with child Amandi Guillermo. Allie Jordan is now named Allie Vaclav. Dionysus Jordan's daughter Allie Vaclav and Pieter Vaclav divorced after 0 years of marriage; they did not have children together.