Narrative

309.   Sydney Thatcher Noland was born to Demetris Noland and Thatcher Noland in the town of University Heights, on the island of Friendsville. 34 people came to meet Sydney Noland for the first time this year: Rutger Noland, Braden Guillermo, Stu Noland, Codee Noland, Bell Noland, Demetris Noland, Patrice Noland, Judye Noland, Angel Noland, Morris Noland, Emmit Noland, Adolfo Noland, Sonja Noland, Hodge Noland, Alexandra Noland, Adolfo Noland, Michaeline Noland, Hodge Noland, Somerset Noland, Mohan Noland, Kit Noland, Elwina Guillermo, Clinten Noland, Lurette Noland, Codee Noland, Byram Noland, Carlena Noland, Thatcher Noland, Florian Noland, Denny Noland, Sydney Noland, Demetris Noland, Jazmin Noland, and Olivier Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
310.   Sydney is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Sydney Noland made 15 new friends this year: Braden Guillermo, Lurette Noland, Adolfo Noland, Elwina Noland, Alexandra Noland, Demetris Noland, Carlena Noland, Codee Noland, Hodge Noland, Michaeline Noland, Mohan Noland, Judye Noland, Kit Noland, Somerset Noland, and Clinten Noland.
311.   Sydney is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Sydney Noland made 7 new friends this year: Morris Noland, Adolfo Noland, Byram Noland, Denny Noland, Florian Noland, Bell Noland, and Angel Noland.
312.   Sydney is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Sydney Noland made 3 new friends this year: Sonja Noland, Patrice Noland, and Emmit Noland.
313.   Sydney has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Sydney Noland made 3 new friends this year: Lindy Noland, Rutger Noland, and Thatcher Noland.
314.   Sydney Noland is now 5 years old. Sydney visited his cousin, Morris Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Gilles House, their home, Sydney is attending to Sonja Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sydney visited his cousin, Florian Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sydney visited his cousin, Emmit Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sydney Noland met 3 new people this year: Hadley Noland, Monte Noland, and Hodge Noland.
315.   Sydney Noland met one new person this year, Adolfo Noland. Sydney Noland made 4 new friends this year: Adolfo Noland, Hodge Noland, Stu Noland, and Hodge Noland.
316.   Sydney visited his cousin, Hodge Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sydney Noland met one new person this year, Magnus Noland. Sydney Noland made 3 new friends this year: Hadley Noland, Wynn Noland, and Magnus Noland.
317.   Clinten Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in University Heights for an expedition on the Dissoluble, which Clinten Noland has agreed to lead. Thatcher Noland timidly declined an invitation from Clinten Noland to leave University Heights on the Dissoluble, due to considerations of their own age. Sydney Noland's brother, Capt. Mohan Noland, murdered his 27-year-old cousin Demetris Noland in self-defense at sea aboard the Dissoluble, after the latter tried to murder him.
318.   In Gilles House, their home, Sydney is attending to Thatcher Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sydney Noland's father, Thatcher Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, of natural causes; he was 68 years old.
319.   Sydney Noland turned 10.
321.   Sydney Noland met one new person this year, Michaeline Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
324.   Sydney Noland is now 15 years old.
326.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
327.   Sydney Noland is now 18 years old. Sydney Noland wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. Sydney Noland met two new people this year, Stefano Noland and Cynthia Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
328.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
329.   Sydney Noland is now 20 years old.
332.   In Gilles House, their home, Sydney is attending to Demetris Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sydney Noland's mother, Demetris Noland, died in University Heights, Friendsville, of natural causes; she was 72 years old.
333.   Sydney Noland met one new person this year, Wyatan Noland.
334.   Sydney Noland is now 25 years old.
335.   Sydney visited his aunt, Judye Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
336.   Sydney Noland wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. Sydney Noland met one new person this year, Rikki Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
339.   Sydney Noland turned 30.
340.   Sydney visited his cousin, Lurette Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
341.   In Gilles House, their home, Sydney is attending to Michaeline Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sydney Noland's brother, Capt. Stu Noland, killed 21-year-old Ari Aldis in self-defense in Mount Aldis, Shrewsbury, after the latter tried to murder him.
345.   Sydney Noland met one new person this year, Ame Noland.
346.   Sydney Noland met one new person this year, Avery Noland.
348.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
349.   Sydney Noland turned 40. In Gilles House, their home, Sydney is attending to Adolfo Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
350.   Sydney Noland met one new person this year, Manfred Noland.
351.   Sydney Noland met one new person this year, Hadley Noland.
352.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
353.   Sydney Noland married Michaeline Noland in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney Noland met two new people this year, Mick Noland and Rianon Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
354.   Sydney Noland met one new person this year, Kit Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
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356.   Sydney Noland met one new person this year, Merlin Noland.
357.   Sydney visited his cousin, Olivier Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sydney Noland met two new people this year, Blaire Noland and Skip Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
359.   Sydney Noland is now 50 years old.
360.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
361.   Sydney Noland met one new person this year, Gavin Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
362.   In Gilles House, their home, Sydney is attending to Braden Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sydney Noland met one new person this year, Adolfo Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
363.   Sydney Noland met one new person this year, Aleta Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
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365.   Sydney visited his cousin, Carlena Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sydney Noland made 3 new friends this year: Adolfo Noland, Aleta Noland, and Scott Noland.
366.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
367.   Sydney Noland asked Michaeline Noland for a divorce, but Michaeline pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
368.   Sydney Noland met one new person this year, Thacher Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
369.   Sydney Noland turned 60. Sydney visited his cousin, Aleta Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sydney Noland met one new person this year, Vachel Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sydney this year. Sydney is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Braden Guillermo; they first met 60 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville and last saw each other 7 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, Magnus Noland; they first met 53 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville and last saw each other 22 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville.
370.   Sydney Noland met 5 new people this year: Warde Noland, Bell Noland, Aleta Noland, Moreen Noland, and Ariana Noland. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own father, the late Thatcher Noland; they haven't seen each other since 52 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Bell Noland; they last saw each other 54 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Codee Aldis; they last saw each other 54 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Lyndel Noland; they last saw each other 59 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own mother, the late Demetris Noland; they haven't seen each other since 38 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Morris Noland; they last saw each other 56 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Angel Noland; they last saw each other 54 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Emmit Noland; they last saw each other 56 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Sonja Noland; they last saw each other 56 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Codee Noland; they last saw each other 48 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, the late Sherlocke Noland; they last saw each other 60 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Denny Vaclav; they last saw each other 31 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Kit Noland; they last saw each other 54 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Elwina Noland; they last saw each other 54 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Adolfo Noland; they last saw each other 48 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Lurette Noland; they last saw each other 30 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sydney this year. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Capt. Stu Noland; they haven't seen each other since 54 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Byram Noland; they last saw each other 36 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Alexandra Noland; they last saw each other 55 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, Wyatan Noland; they first met 37 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville, but hadn't seen each other since 16 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Hodge Noland; they last saw each other 54 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Byram Noland; they last saw each other 31 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Filide Noland; they last saw each other 41 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Florian Noland; they last saw each other 56 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Demetris Noland; they last saw each other 54 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville.
371.   Sydney Noland met one new person this year, Paddy Noland. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Clinten Noland; they haven't seen each other since 55 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Carlena Noland; they last saw each other 6 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sydney this year. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Hodge Noland; they last saw each other 20 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Judye Noland; they last saw each other 36 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Wynn Noland; they last saw each other 25 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville.
372.   Sydney visited his cousin, Patrice Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sydney Noland met one new person this year, Manfred Noland. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Capt. Mohan Noland; they haven't seen each other since 56 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Wynn Noland; they last saw each other 33 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. Sydney Noland made 4 new friends this year: Hilton Noland, Paddy Noland, Moreen Noland, and Aleta Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sydney this year. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Michaeline Noland; they last saw each other 31 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville.
373.   Sydney Noland met one new person this year, Filide Noland. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Adolfo Noland; they last saw each other 24 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville.
374.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
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376.   Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Patrice Noland; they last saw each other 4 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
377.   Sydney visited his friend Hodge Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 63 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Sydney Noland met one new person this year, Rhiamon Noland.
378.   Sydney visited his friend Adolfo Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 63 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Olivier Noland; they last saw each other 21 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
379.   Sydney Noland turned 70. Sydney is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, Hodge Noland; they first met 65 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville, but hadn't seen each other since 2 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
380.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
381.   Sydney Noland met one new person this year, Winnie Noland.
382.   Sydney visited his friend Monte Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 68 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Sydney is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, Cynthia Noland; they first met 55 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville, but hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville.
383.  
384.   Sydney visited his friend Rutger Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 75 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time. Sydney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Aleta Noland; they last saw each other 15 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville.
385.   Sydney is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, Adolfo Noland; they first met 70 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville, but hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville.
386.   Sydney visited his friend Rikki Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 50 years ago in University Heights, Friendsville, where they meet now for the last time.
387.   Sydney is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, Monte Noland; they first met 73 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville, but hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
389.   Sydney Noland turned 80. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sydney this year.
390.  
391.   Sydney is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, Hadley Noland; they first met 77 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville, but hadn't seen each other since 16 years ago in in University Heights, Friendsville.
392.   Sydney Noland has fallen ill. Sydney is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Avery Noland, Stefano Noland, Carter Noland, Conroy Noland, Natalina Noland, Blaire Noland, Hadley Noland, Michaeline Noland, Brandy Noland, Paddy Noland, Kit Noland, Aleta Noland, Michaeline Noland, Moreen Noland, Manfred Noland, Scott Noland, Ame Noland, Jehu Noland, Denny Noland, Mick Noland, Denny Noland, Aleta Noland, Marielle Noland, Mauritz Noland, Filide Noland, Hodge Noland, Winnie Noland, Rollo Noland, Hilton Noland, Elnar Noland, Carlena Noland, Vachel Noland, and Rhiamon Noland. Sydney Noland died in University Heights, Friendsville, of natural causes; he was 83 years old. Sydney Noland was laid to rest in the University Heights cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.