Narrative

314.   Bernd Partha Noland was born to Ikey Noland and Partha Noland in the town of Clarkston, on the island of Centreville. He is named after his uncle, Bernd Gilles. 14 people came to meet Bernd Noland for the first time this year: Casi Vaclav, Herve Vaclav, Gabriel Vaclav, Partha Noland, Bernd Noland, Idalia Vaclav, Darth Myke, Charmine Noland, Gabriel Vaclav, Clarance Noland, Kanya Aldis, Taylor Noland, Ikey Noland, and Boniface Vaclav. Bernd Noland's mother, Ikey Noland, took her own life in Clarkston, Centreville; she was 26 years old. Bernd Noland was met for the first time by two people this year, Wally Noland and Viki Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernd this year.
315.   Bernd is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bernd Noland made 9 new friends this year: Corenda Aldis, Thatcher Gilles, Genni Noland, Thane Noland, Partha Noland, Augusta Vaclav, Gabriel Vaclav, Gabriel Vaclav, and Boniface Vaclav.
316.   Bernd is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Woodie Aldis people came to meet Bernd Noland for the first time.
317.   Bernd is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Partha Noland moved to Black Diamond, 6 miles away from Clarkston. Partha Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Black Diamond, Centreville, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Bernd Noland moved out of Vaclav House in Clarkston. Bernd Noland moved into Aldis House in Black Diamond. Bernd Noland moved out of Aldis House in Clarkston. Bernd Noland was met for the first time by two people this year, Janifer Aldis and Judi Aldis. Bernd Noland made 4 new friends this year: Ashely Myke, Clarance Noland, Idalia Vaclav, and Olenka Vaclav.
318.   Bernd has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Bernd Noland made 4 new friends this year: Barri Gilles, Sheridan Myke, Garcon Noland, and Randa Noland.
319.   Bernd Noland turned 5.
320.   Partha Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Bernd Noland's father Partha Noland married Kanya Gilles in Black Diamond, Centreville. Bernd visited his friend Garcon Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Partha Noland moved to Hollow Rock, 6 miles away from Black Diamond. Partha Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Hollow Rock, Centreville, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Bernd Noland moved out of Aldis House in Black Diamond. Bernd Noland moved into Vaclav House in Hollow Rock. Bernd Noland moved out of Vaclav House in Black Diamond. Bernd Noland met 6 new people this year: Joly Aldis, Brynna Aldis, Bridget Noland, Llewellyn Gilles, Oona Aldis, and Zena Aldis. Bernd Noland made 11 new friends this year: Judi Aldis, Pincus Aldis, Zena Aldis, Oona Aldis, Gerrard Gilles, August Gilles, Llewellyn Gilles, Bridget Noland, Jasmina Noland, Kanya Noland, and Brice Noland.
321.   Bernd Noland's younger half-sister, Vonnie Noland, was born in the town of Hollow Rock, on the island of Centreville. Bernd Noland's half-sister, Vonnie Noland, died in Hollow Rock, Centreville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Partha Noland's wife, Kanya Noland, and children, Llewellyn Gilles, and Bernd Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Partha. Bernd Noland moved out of Vaclav House in Hollow Rock. Partha Noland stopped in the woods just outside Hollow Rock. Bernd Noland met one new person this year, Nunzio Aldis. Bernd Noland made 6 new friends this year: Lindsay Aldis, Janifer Aldis, Nunzio Aldis, Judi Aldis, Charmine Gilles, and Clarance Noland.
324.   Bernd Noland turned 10. Bernd Noland's younger half-sister, Casi Noland, was born in Wilderness of Centreville. Bernd Noland's parents Kanya Noland and Partha Noland divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Bernd Noland met 3 new people this year: Judi Myke, Bertrand Myke, and Caspar Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernd this year.
325.   Partha Noland is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Bernd Noland moved into Noland House in Windham. Bernd Noland moved out of Noland House in Wilderness of Centreville. Casi Noland, Llewellyn Gilles, Kanya Noland, Janifer Aldis, Bertrand Myke, Bernd Noland, Judi Myke, Judi Aldis, Partha Noland, Felicio Myke, Kitti Myke, Judi Aldis, Casi Noland, Kitti Myke, Caspar Myke, Judi Myke, Janifer Aldis, Judi Aldis, and Bernd Noland, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Centreville called Windham. Bernd Noland made 3 new friends this year: Felicio Myke, Caspar Myke, and Judi Myke.
326.   Bernd Noland's father Partha Noland married Judi Aldis in Windham, Centreville.
328.   Bernd Noland's younger half-sister, Maureene Noland, was born in Windham.
329.   Bernd Noland is now 15 years old. Bernd Noland's parents Judi Noland and Partha Noland divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had one child together.
331.   Bernd visited with his family member Clarance Noland, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Black Diamond, Centreville. Bernd caught up with an old acquaintance, Blaine Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville. Bernd Noland made 3 new friends this year: Janeta Noland, Maureene Noland, and Kimberly Vaclav.
332.   Bernd Noland turned 18. Bernd Noland met two new people this year, Matthus Myke and Lois Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernd this year.
333.   Janifer Aldis had a sexual liaison with Bernd Noland. Bernd Noland met one new person this year, Brear Myke. Bernd reunited with his brother Herve Vaclav, who he hasn't seen since 17 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville. Bernd caught up with an old acquaintance, Dian Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville.
334.   Bernd Noland turned 20. Janifer Aldis gave birth to a girl named Judi Charmine Aldis, after Judi Noland, of whom Bernd Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bernd this year.
335.   Bernd Noland met one new person this year, Yaakov Vaclav. Bernd visited with his friend Lois Noland, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville. Bernd Noland made 3 new friends this year: Dian Gilles, Lois Noland, and Lois Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernd this year.
336.   Bernd Noland met 6 new people this year: Caryn Aldis, Martie Aldis, Craig Aldis, Padraig Aldis, Roosevelt Aldis, and Roosevelt Aldis. Bernd just found out from Partha Noland that his family member Charmine Gilles died in the wilderness of Centreville 9 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 12 years ago in in the wilderness of Centreville. (Partha had recently found this out from Ashely Aldis.) Bernd visited with his friend Ashely Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Black Diamond, Centreville. Bernd Noland made 3 new friends this year: Caryn Aldis, Roosevelt Aldis, and Judi Aldis.
337.   Bernd Noland met one new person this year, Miquela Myke. Bernd Noland made 4 new friends this year: Craig Aldis, Padraig Aldis, Roosevelt Aldis, and Matthias Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernd this year.
338.   Bernd Noland's father, Partha Noland, was killed in Windham, Centreville by Roosevelt Aldis, who was acting in self-defense; he was 51 years old.
339.   Bernd Noland turned 25. Bernd Noland married Janifer Aldis in Windham, Centreville. Janifer Aldis is now named Janifer Noland.
340.   Janifer Noland gave birth to a boy named Bernd Noah Noland, after Bernd Gilles, of whom Bernd Noland is the father. Bernd Noland met 3 new people this year: Pascal Noland, Rosalind Aldis, and Maureene Noland. Bernd visited with his friend Lindsay Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in the wilderness of Centreville. Bernd Noland made 4 new friends this year: Rosalind Aldis, Miquela Myke, Maureene Noland, and Pascal Noland.
341.   Bernd visited his friend Dian Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 26 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville. Bernd Noland met one new person this year, Gwendolen Gilles. Bernd visited with his friend Arnoldo Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Hollow Rock, Centreville. Bernd Noland made 3 new friends this year: Arnoldo Gilles, Gwendolen Gilles, and Brear Myke.
342.   Bernd Noland met 3 new people this year: Ollie Aldis, Alix Gilles, and Edgardo Aldis. Bernd Noland made 4 new friends this year: Edgardo Aldis, Pierette Aldis, Alix Gilles, and Craig Myke.
343.   Janifer Noland gave birth to a boy named Ferdy Jae Noland, of whom Bernd Noland is the father. Bernd Noland met one new person this year, Edgardo Aldis. Bernd Noland made 3 new friends this year: Edgardo Aldis, Caspar Myke, and Yaakov Vaclav.
344.   Bernd Noland turned 30. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernd this year.
345.   Bernd caught up with an old acquaintance, Hiro Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 29 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bernd this year.
346.   Janifer Noland gave birth to a girl named Melody Loria Noland, of whom Bernd Noland is the father. Bernd Noland met two new people this year, Joyce Aldis and Kimberly Aldis.
348.   Bernd Noland asked Janifer Noland for a divorce, but Janifer pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. Bernd Noland met 6 new people this year: Kassi Gilles, Hiro Aldis, Shea Gilles, Isaac Gilles, Suzzy Gilles, and Eric Noland. Bernd visited with his friend Olenka Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 29 years ago in Black Diamond, Centreville. Bernd Noland made 7 new friends this year: Kimberly Aldis, Joyce Aldis, Kassi Gilles, Shea Gilles, Isaac Gilles, Melody Noland, and Eric Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernd this year.
349.   Bernd Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in Windham for an expedition on the Oligophrenia, which Bernd Noland has agreed to lead. Janifer Noland eagerly agreed to go on the journey; their children Judi Aldis, Melody Noland, Ferdy Noland, and Bernd Noland will also come along. Janifer Noland is not willing to go on the journey; Bernd is fervent about going, however, and has decided that he will board the ship and leave his family behind. Bernd Noland and Janifer Noland divorced after 10 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Bernd Noland and Janifer Noland decided that their children, Judi, Bernd, Ferdy, and Melody, will live with Janifer. Bernd Noland and Janifer Noland decided that Janifer will stay in their house, and Bernd will move out. Bernd Noland moved out of Noland House in Windham. Bernd Noland moved into Noland House in Windham. Bernd Noland boarded the Oligophrenia from the port of Windham, Centreville. Bernd Noland has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. Bernd Noland was designated captain of the Oligophrenia, which will depart Windham shortly; he has never captained a ship before. The Oligophrenia, under command of Capt. Bernd Noland, has left the harbor at Windham, Centreville. The Oligophrenia is heading SE at full-speed. Capt. Bernd Noland's half-brother, Herve Vaclav, murdered Darth Myke in an act of revenge. Capt. Bernd Noland made 3 new friends this year: Hewie Gilles, Suzzy Gilles, and Ferdy Noland.
350.   The Oligophrenia sits motionless on the open sea, 269 miles off the coast of Friendsville.
351.   The Oligophrenia is heading S at half-speed. Capt. Bernd Noland met one new person this year, Bernd Gilles.
352.   The Oligophrenia sits motionless on the open sea, 327 miles off the coast of Death Isle.
353.   The Oligophrenia is heading S at full-speed. Distrust in Capt. Bernd Noland is provoking murmors of a mutiny. As an act of mutiny, Arnoldo Gilles is going to attempt to murder Capt. Bernd Noland, whose decision-making aboard the Oligophrenia has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Arnoldo Gilles attempted to murder Capt. Bernd Noland as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Arnoldo Gilles and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Maureene Noland, Gwendolen Gilles, Hewie Gilles, Judi Noland, and Kassi Gilles. Since there are no nearby uninhabited islands on which the conspirators could be marooned, they will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Bernd Noland ordered the hanging of 61-year-old Arnoldo Gilles at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Arnoldo tried to murder Bernd. Capt. Bernd Noland ordered the hanging of his 25-year-old half-sister Maureene Noland at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Maureene tried to murder Bernd. This was his second victim. Capt. Bernd Noland's half-sister, Maureene Noland, was hanged aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for the attempted murder of her half-brother Capt. Bernd Noland; she was 25 years old. Capt. Bernd Noland ordered the hanging of 21-year-old Gwendolen Gilles at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Gwendolen tried to murder Bernd. This was his third victim. Capt. Bernd Noland ordered the hanging of 43-year-old Hewie Gilles at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hewie tried to murder Bernd. This was his fourth victim. Capt. Bernd Noland ordered the hanging of his 30-year-old cousin Judi Noland at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Judi tried to murder Bernd. This was his fifth victim. Capt. Bernd Noland ordered the hanging of 20-year-old Kassi Gilles at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Kassi tried to murder Bernd. This was his sixth victim.
354.   Capt. Bernd Noland turned 40. The Oligophrenia is heading S at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Oligophrenia have spotted land. The Oligophrenia is approaching the island of Bettles. Oligophrenia is now docked at Zollie Point, on Bettles. Capt. Bernd Noland was told of an uninhabited house in Zollie Point, Bettles, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Capt. Bernd Noland moved into Gilles House in Zollie Point. Capt. Bernd Noland is planning to move to a smaller town. Capt. Bernd Noland moved to Cottonwood, 7 miles away from Zollie Point. Capt. Bernd Noland moved out of Gilles House in Zollie Point. Capt. Bernd Noland found an uninhabited house in Cottonwood, Bettles, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Capt. Bernd Noland moved into Aldis House in Cottonwood. Capt. Bernd Noland met 5 new people this year: Madison Quinn, Suzzy Quinn, Shandy Quinn, Eunice Quinn, and Shannon Aldis. Capt. Bernd Noland made 4 new friends this year: Shannon Aldis, Suzzy Quinn, Shandy Quinn, and Bernd Quinn.
355.   Capt. Bernd Noland is thinking about leaving Cottonwood, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Capt. Bernd Noland met two new people this year, Olenka Quinn and Cleveland Gilles.
356.   Capt. Bernd Noland is thinking about leaving Cottonwood, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
357.   Capt. Bernd Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Cottonwood, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Capt. Bernd Noland decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Minneapolis. Capt. Bernd Noland moved out of Aldis House in Cottonwood. Capt. Bernd Noland was told of an uninhabited house in Minneapolis, Bettles, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Capt. Bernd Noland moved into Prasun House in Minneapolis. Capt. Bernd Noland met one new person this year, Kendal Aldis.
358.   Capt. Bernd Noland is thinking about leaving Minneapolis, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
359.   Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Matthieu Aldis, was born at sea on the Halliblash; the child's father is Bernd's son, Bernd Noland. Capt. Bernd Noland's daughter Judi Aldis married Kimmo Aldis in Renton, Bettles.
360.   Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Hiram Aldis, was born in the town of Renton, Bettles; the child's mother is Bernd's daughter, Judi Aldis. Capt. Bernd Noland is thinking about leaving Minneapolis, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Capt. Bernd Noland's son Bernd Noland married Alvinia Gilles on the Halliblash; they now share quarters aboard the Halliblash. Alvinia Gilles is now named Alvinia Noland. Capt. Bernd Noland's son Ferdy Noland married Max Quinn in Zollie Point, Bettles.
361.   Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Maureene Noland, was born in the town of Renton, Bettles; the child's father is Bernd's son, Ferdy Noland. Capt. Bernd Noland's son Ferdy Noland and Max Noland divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Ferdy Noland and Max Noland decided that their child, Maureene, will live with Max.
363.   Capt. Bernd Noland decided to leave Minneapolis; he will do so shortly. Capt. Bernd Noland moved out of Prasun House in Minneapolis. Capt. Bernd Noland is moving north from Wilderness of Bettles at a rapid pace. Capt. Bernd Noland stopped in the woods just outside Minneapolis.
364.   Capt. Bernd Noland turned 50.
366.   Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Bartholemy Noland, was born in the town of Prasun Crest, Prasun; the child's father is Bernd's son, Capt. Ferdy Noland.
367.   Bernd visited with his friend Bernd Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago aboard the Oligophrenia. Bernd just found out from Bernd Gilles that one of his oldest friends, Llewellyn Gilles, was murdered in Zollie Point, Bettles 10 years ago. Llewellyn and Bernd first met 47 years ago in in Hollow Rock, Centreville, but hadn't seen each other since 14 years ago in aboard the Oligophrenia.
368.   Capt. Bernd Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Bettles; he will do so shortly. Capt. Bernd Noland is moving south from Wilderness of Bettles at a swift pace. Capt. Bernd Noland traveled 133 miles south in the wilderness of Bettles.
369.   Suzzy Quinn had an affair with Capt. Bernd Noland; she is now pregnant. Suzzy Quinn had an affair with Capt. Bernd Noland; Suzzy's husband, Madison Quinn, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Capt. Bernd Noland's daughter Judi Aldis married Cleveland Gilles in Renton, Bettles. Judi Aldis is now named Judi Gilles. Capt. Bernd Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Bettles; he will do so shortly. Capt. Bernd Noland is moving north from Wilderness of Bettles at a leisurely pace. Capt. Bernd Noland traveled 14 miles north in the wilderness of Bettles.
370.   Suzzy Quinn gave birth to a girl named Otha Claresta Quinn, after Otha Aldis, of whom Capt. Bernd Noland is the father. Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Partha Gilles, was born in the town of Renton, Bettles; the child's mother is Bernd's daughter, Judi Gilles. Capt. Bernd Noland's son Capt. Ferdy Noland married Bert Gilles in Prasun Crest, Prasun. Bert Gilles is now named Bert Noland. Capt. Bernd Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Bettles; he will do so shortly. Capt. Bernd Noland is moving south from Wilderness of Bettles at a swift pace. Capt. Bernd Noland traveled 34 miles south in the wilderness of Bettles. Bernd visited with his friend Cleveland Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cottonwood, Bettles. Bernd just found out from Cleveland Gilles that his family member Judi Zollie died of natural causes in Renton, Bettles 7 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 17 years ago in aboard the Oligophrenia. Bernd reunited with his daughter Judi Gilles, who he hasn't seen since 17 years ago aboard the Oligophrenia. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bernd this year.
371.   Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Diannne Noland, was born in the town of Prasun Crest, Prasun; the child's father is Bernd's son, Capt. Ferdy Noland. Capt. Bernd Noland has fallen ill. Bernd is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Hiram Aldis, Partha Gilles, Cleveland Gilles, Judi Gilles, and Bernd Quinn. Capt. Bernd Noland died alone in the wilderness of Bettles of natural causes; he was 57 years old. Since there is no one in the vicinity of where Capt. Bernd Noland died, he was not buried or given a gravestone.
372.   Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Averill Gilles, was born in the wilderness of Bettles; the child's mother is Bernd's daughter, Judi Gilles. Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Lenora Noland, was born in the town of Prasun Crest, Prasun; the child's father is Bernd's son, Capt. Ferdy Noland.
373.   Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Gleda Noland, was born in the town of Prasun Crest, Prasun; the child's father is Bernd's son, Capt. Ferdy Noland.
374.   Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Tricia Noland, was born in the town of Kasaan, Prasun; the child's father is Bernd's son, Capt. Ferdy Noland.
375.   Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Janifer Noland, was born in the town of Prasun Crest, Prasun; the child's father is Bernd's son, Capt. Ferdy Noland.
376.   Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Jabez Noland, was born in the town of Kasaan, Prasun; the child's father is Bernd's son, Capt. Ferdy Noland.
377.   Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Maureene Noland, was born in the town of Kasaan, Prasun; the child's father is Bernd's son, Capt. Ferdy Noland.
378.   Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Mara Noland, was born in the town of Kasaan, Prasun; the child's father is Bernd's son, Capt. Ferdy Noland. Capt. Bernd Noland's daughter Melody Noland married Lloyd Aldis in Cottonwood, Bettles. Melody Noland is now named Melody Aldis.
379.   Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Partha Aldis, was born in the town of Cottonwood, Bettles; the child's mother is Bernd's daughter, Melody Aldis.
380.   Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Hirsch Aldis, was born in the town of Cottonwood, Bettles; the child's mother is Bernd's daughter, Melody Aldis.
384.   Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Janifer Aldis, was born in the town of Cottonwood, Bettles; the child's mother is Bernd's daughter, Melody Aldis.
389.   Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Ashlie Aldis, was born in the town of Zollie Point, Bettles; the child's mother is Bernd's daughter, Melody Aldis.
390.   Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Daniela Aldis, was born in the town of Zollie Point, Bettles; the child's mother is Bernd's daughter, Melody Aldis.
391.   Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Lloyd Aldis, was born in the town of Zollie Point, Bettles; the child's mother is Bernd's daughter, Melody Aldis.
392.   Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Sauncho Aldis, was born in the town of Zollie Point, Bettles; the child's mother is Bernd's daughter, Melody Aldis.
393.   Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Judi Aldis, was born in the town of Zollie Point, Bettles; the child's mother is Bernd's daughter, Melody Aldis.
396.   Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Aime Aldis, was born in the town of Zollie Point, Bettles; the child's mother is Bernd's daughter, Melody Aldis.
400.   Capt. Bernd Noland's grandchild, named Lloyd Aldis, was born in the town of Zollie Point, Bettles; the child's mother is Bernd's daughter, Melody Aldis.