Narrative

292.   Shamus Hewet Zollie was born to Cristen Zollie and Stern Zollie in the town of Zanesville, on the island of Ridgeville. He is named after his great-grandfather, Shamus Zollie. 47 people came to meet Shamus Zollie for the first time this year: Gianna Zollie, Shea Gilles, Beverlee Gilles, Harald Noland, Pooh Zollie, Lorelei Zollie, Karlie Noland, Paulie Gilles, Hynda Zollie, Kaycee Zollie, Portia Zollie, Clarita Gilles, Ernest Zollie, Sydney Zollie, Else Zollie, Jimmy Gilles, Maxim Gilles, Cal Zollie, Elbert Zollie, Julieta Gilles, Tracey Gilles, Evy Zollie, Bessy Gilles, Ripley Noland, Cristen Zollie, Skelly Zollie, Capt. Emile Zollie, Elbert Zollie, Parry Zollie, Torie Noland, Randolf Zollie, Stern Zollie, Emile Zollie, Lonny Zollie, Deborah Noland, Bealle Noland, Sherline Gilles, Marko Zollie, Alina Zollie, Candie Gilles, Shamus Zollie, Dennie Zollie, Ashish Noland, Spense Zollie, Emile Gilles, Bennet Noland, and Fonzie Zollie. 4 people came to meet Shamus Zollie for the first time this year: Aubrie Zollie, Libby Zollie, Shea Gilles, and Pris Gilles. Shamus Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Lonny Zollie, Ernest Zollie, and Else Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shamus this year.
293.   Shamus is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Shamus Zollie's younger sister, Leesa Zollie, was born in Zanesville. Shamus Zollie was met for the first time by two people this year, Shea Gilles and Onida Noland. Shamus Zollie made 38 new friends this year: Shea Gilles, Osgood Gilles, Shea Gilles, Emile Gilles, Jimmy Gilles, Maxim Gilles, Jehanna Gilles, Nils Gilles, Hortense Gilles, Deborah Noland, Damian Noland, Bealle Noland, Kristina Noland, Max Noland, Winifred Noland, Gabriele Noland, Alford Noland, Corliss Noland, Allyn Noland, Bird Noland, Gianna Zollie, Willmott Zollie, Kaycee Zollie, Gabbey Zollie, Elbert Zollie, Aubrie Zollie, Alina Zollie, Cal Zollie, Elbert Zollie, Niki Zollie, Capt. Emile Zollie, April Zollie, Pooh Zollie, Marko Zollie, Dennie Zollie, Libby Zollie, Spense Zollie, and Hynda Zollie.
294.   Shamus is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Shamus Zollie made 19 new friends this year: Shea Gilles, Candie Gilles, Taber Gilles, Shea Gilles, Hayden Gilles, Sherline Gilles, Hesther Noland, Smitty Noland, Darlene Noland, Renel Noland, Erin Noland, Verine Noland, Fonzie Zollie, Athena Zollie, Parry Zollie, Lotte Zollie, Yance Zollie, Portia Zollie, and Vernor Zollie.
295.   Shamus is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Stern Zollie's wife, Cristen Zollie, and children, Shamus Zollie, and Leesa Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Stern. Shamus Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Zanesville. Stern Zollie stopped in the wilderness 9 miles east of Zanesville. Paddy Zollie people came to meet Shamus Zollie for the first time.
296.   Shamus has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Shamus Zollie's younger sister, Ailene Zollie, was born in Wilderness of Ridgeville.
297.   Shamus Zollie is now 5 years old. Stern Zollie is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Shamus Zollie moved into Zollie House in Cambridge. Shamus Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Wilderness of Ridgeville. Paddy Zollie, Ambrosi Gilles, Stern Zollie, Leesa Zollie, Shamus Zollie, Cristen Zollie, Ailene Zollie, Cristen Zollie, Shamus Zollie, Leesa Zollie, and Ailene Zollie, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Ridgeville called Cambridge.
299.   Shamus Zollie's younger sister, Wanda Zollie, was born in Cambridge. Shamus just found out from Cristen Zollie that his grandmother Kaycee Noland died of natural causes in Zanesville, Ridgeville 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in Zanesville, Ridgeville. (Cristen had recently found this out from Ambrosi Gilles.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shamus this year.
300.   Shamus Zollie's younger brother, Vernor Zollie, was born in Cambridge. Shamus Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Ambrosi Gilles, Wanda Zollie, and Cristen Zollie.
302.   Shamus Zollie is now 10 years old.
303.   Shamus Zollie's younger sister, Glynnis Zollie, was born in Cambridge. Shamus Zollie's sister, Glynnis Zollie, died in Cambridge, Ridgeville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
304.   Shamus just found out from Cristen Zollie that his grandfather Capt. Emile Zollie died of natural causes in Zanesville, Ridgeville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Zanesville, Ridgeville. (Cristen had recently found this out from Stern Zollie.) Shamus just found out from Cal Zollie that his family member Powell Gilles died in Zanesville, Ridgeville 8 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Zanesville, Ridgeville. (Cal had recently found this out from Cal Zollie.)
305.   Shamus Zollie's younger sister, Deborah Zollie, was born in Cambridge. Shamus visited with his friend Corliss Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville.
306.   Shamus Zollie's younger half-sister, Appolonia Zollie, was born in Cambridge. Shamus Zollie's half-sister, Appolonia Zollie, died in Cambridge, Ridgeville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
307.   Shamus Zollie is now 15 years old. Shamus just found out from Stern Zollie that his family member Evy Zollie died in Zanesville, Ridgeville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 13 years ago in in Zanesville, Ridgeville. (Stern had recently found this out from Bird Noland.) Shamus visited with his friend Bird Noland, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Shamus visited with his family member Hynda Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville.
308.   Shamus Zollie met one new person this year, Arturo Zollie. Shamus visited with his family member Harald Noland, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Shamus caught up with an old acquaintance, Paulie Noland, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Shamus visited with his uncle Emile Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Shamus Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Harald Noland, Arturo Zollie, and Emile Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shamus this year.
309.   Shamus Zollie met one new person this year, Benji Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shamus this year.
310.   Shamus Zollie turned 18.
311.   Shamus Zollie married Bird Noland in Cambridge, Ridgeville. Bird Noland is now named Bird Zollie. Shamus Zollie met one new person this year, Portia Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shamus this year.
312.   Shamus Zollie turned 20. Shamus Zollie's younger sister, Robena Zollie, was born in Cambridge. Bird Zollie gave birth to a boy named Bing Bennet Zollie, of whom Shamus Zollie is the father. Shamus Zollie's sister, Robena Zollie, died in Cambridge, Ridgeville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Shamus visited with his friend Hesther Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Shamus visited with his friend April Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Shamus visited with his family member Randolf Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shamus this year.
313.   Shamus Zollie's younger sister, Corrinne Zollie, was born in Cambridge. Bird Zollie gave birth to a boy named Yance Olle Zollie, after Yance Noland, of whom Shamus Zollie is the father. Shamus Zollie and Bird Zollie divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Bird Zollie and Shamus Zollie decided that Bird will stay in their house, and Shamus will move out. Shamus Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Cambridge. Shamus Zollie moved into Zollie House in Cambridge. Shamus Zollie's son, Bing Zollie, died in Cambridge, Ridgeville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Shamus Zollie's son, Yance Zollie, died in Cambridge, Ridgeville, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Shamus Zollie met one new person this year, Vania Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shamus this year.
314.   Shamus Zollie married Corliss Noland in Cambridge, Ridgeville. Corliss Noland is now named Corliss Zollie. Shamus Zollie's sister, Wanda Zollie, died in Cambridge, Ridgeville, after a freak accident; she was 15 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Shamus this year.
315.   Corliss Zollie asked Shamus Zollie for a divorce, but Shamus pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. Shamus just found out from Emile Zollie that his family member Julieta Gilles died in Zanesville, Ridgeville 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 21 years ago in in Zanesville, Ridgeville. (Emile had recently found this out from Smitty Noland.) Shamus visited with his friend Smitty Noland, who he hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Shamus Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Correna Zollie, Benji Zollie, Vania Zollie, and Corrinne Zollie.
316.   Shamus Zollie's brother, Vernor Zollie, took his own life in Cambridge, Ridgeville; he was 16 years old.
317.   Shamus Zollie turned 25. Shamus visited his friend Smitty Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 24 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Shamus Zollie met one new person this year, Cleopatra Noland. Shamus just found out from Emile Zollie that his family member Deborah Noland died of natural causes in Zanesville, Ridgeville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 23 years ago in in Zanesville, Ridgeville. (Emile had recently found this out from Cleopatra Noland.) Shamus visited with his family member Alina Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 23 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville.
319.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Shamus this year.
320.   Shamus visited his uncle, Emile Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Shamus Zollie met two new people this year, Godard Noland and Jimmy Gilles. Shamus visited with his family member Ange Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 26 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Shamus visited with his friend Jimmy Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 26 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville.
321.   Shamus Zollie met 13 new people this year: Humbert Noland, Adrick Vaclav, Ardelis Aldis, Harvey Noland, Petronella Gilles, Dennie Melvin, Dory Gilles, Beowulf Gilles, Nestor Aldis, Wallas Gilles, Randolf Melvin, See Gilles, and Marcus Zollie. Shamus visited with his friend Gabriele Noland, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Shamus visited with his friend Erin Noland, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Shamus Zollie made 19 new friends this year: Ardelis Aldis, Dedra Aldis, Madonna Aldis, Nestor Aldis, Dory Gilles, Ange Gilles, Beowulf Gilles, Ange Gilles, Gus Gilles, Moreen Gilles, Petronella Gilles, Dennie Melvin, Randolf Melvin, Harvey Noland, Spencer Prasun, Meridith Shumeet, Adrick Vaclav, Willmott Zollie, and Farand Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shamus this year.
322.   Shamus Zollie is now 30 years old. Shamus Zollie met one new person this year, Laverna Gilles. Shamus visited with his uncle Ernest Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 28 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Shamus Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Humbert Noland, Flem Shumeet, Marcus Zollie, and Emile Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shamus this year.
323.   Shamus Zollie's younger brother, Mackenzie Zollie, was born in the town of Cambridge, on the island of Ridgeville. Corliss Zollie gave birth to a boy named Stern Shea Zollie, after Stern Zollie, of whom Shamus Zollie is the father. Shamus Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Beverlee Gilles, Nickolas Gilles, and Capt. Rinaldo Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shamus this year.
324.   Corliss Zollie asked Shamus Zollie for a divorce, but Shamus pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. Shamus Zollie met one new person this year, Baird Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shamus this year.
325.   Shamus Zollie's father, Stern Zollie, took his own life in Cambridge, Ridgeville; he was 59 years old. Shamus visited his friend Dedra Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Shamus Zollie met one new person this year, Leora Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Shamus this year.
326.   Shamus Zollie met 5 new people this year: Jimmy Gilles, Renel Zollie, Ephrayim Melvin, Phineas Zollie, and Garry Gilles. Shamus visited with his friend Rebecka Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 32 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Shamus Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Wallas Gilles, Rebecka Gilles, and Garry Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shamus this year.
327.   Shamus visited his friend Gabriele Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 34 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Shamus visited his friend Ambrosi Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 30 years ago in Cambridge, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Shamus visited his friend Farand Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Cambridge, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Shamus Zollie met 3 new people this year: Somerset Zollie, Lyn Zollie, and Pris Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shamus this year.
328.   Shamus visited his friend Madonna Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Cambridge, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Shamus Zollie's sister, Leesa Gilles, murdered 23-year-old Willmott Zollie in Cambridge, Ridgeville. Shamus Zollie's sister, Leesa Gilles, was murdered by Marcus Zollie in an act of revenge. Shamus Zollie murdered Marcus Zollie in an act of revenge. Garry Gilles attempted to murder Shamus Zollie as revenge for the latter's murder of Marcus Zollie, but failed. The blood feud is not resolved, however. Shamus Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Pris Gilles, Phineas Zollie, and Stern Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shamus this year.
329.   Shamus Zollie was murdered by Garry Gilles in an act of revenge. Shamus Zollie was laid to rest in the Cambridge cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
332.   Shamus Zollie's mother Cristen Zollie married Jimmy Gilles in Cambridge, Ridgeville. Cristen Zollie is now named Cristen Gilles.
342.   Shamus Zollie's son Stern Zollie married Pris Gilles in Savoy, Ridgeville. Pris Gilles is now named Pris Zollie.
360.   Shamus Zollie's son Stern Zollie and Pris Zollie divorced after 18 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
373.   Shamus Zollie's son Stern Zollie married Cicely Zollie in Savoy, Ridgeville.
376.   Shamus Zollie's grandchild, named Micheal Zollie, was born in the town of Savoy, Ridgeville; the child's father is Shamus's son, Stern Zollie.
378.   Shamus Zollie's grandchild, named Lev Zollie, was born in the town of Savoy, Ridgeville; the child's father is Shamus's son, Stern Zollie.
379.   Shamus Zollie's grandchild, named Marmaduke Zollie, was born in the town of Savoy, Ridgeville; the child's father is Shamus's son, Stern Zollie.
380.   Shamus Zollie's grandchild, named Dionysus Zollie, was born in the town of Savoy, Ridgeville; the child's father is Shamus's son, Stern Zollie.