Narrative

288.   Bartel Hubert Myke was born to Lulita Myke and Quincey Myke in the town of Dodge, on the island of Sand Rock. 29 people came to meet Bartel Myke for the first time this year: Mischa Myke, Adella Gilles, Joy Aldis, Alfonzo Myke, Ryann Myke, Siobhan Gilles, Quincey Myke, Peyter Gilles, Cariotta Gilles, Lulita Myke, Karee Noland, Lucy Aldis, Rodney Aldis, Isadora Noland, Suellen Aldis, Dena Jordan, Raquela Melvin, Aldwin Myke, Clare Gilles, Rahul Gilles, Corrina Melvin, Felisha Shumeet, Haywood Shumeet, Cindie Gilles, Suellen Gilles, Godard Myke, Uri Gilles, Bartel Myke, and Erinn Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bartel this year.
289.   Bartel is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bartel Myke made 12 new friends this year: Lucy Aldis, Lea Gilles, Glorianna Gilles, Capt. Dru Gilles, Uri Gilles, Rahul Gilles, Emmalynn Gilles, Charil Gilles, Cariotta Gilles, Corrina Melvin, Lulita Myke, and Ryann Myke.
290.   Bartel is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bartel Myke's younger half-brother, Aleck Myke, was born in Dodge. Uri Gilles people came to meet Bartel Myke for the first time. Bartel Myke made 4 new friends this year: Joleen Gilles, Siobhan Gilles, Philippa Jordan, and Godard Myke.
291.   Bartel is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bartel Myke's parents Quincey Myke and Lulita Myke divorced after 10 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Quincey Myke and Lulita Myke decided that Lulita will stay in their house, and Quincey will move out. Bartel Myke moved out of Myke House in Dodge. Bartel Myke moved into Shumeet House in Dodge. Bartel Myke's mother Lulita Myke married Haywood Shumeet in Dodge, Sand Rock. Lulita Myke is now named Lulita Shumeet. Bartel Myke's half-brother, Aleck Myke, died in Dodge, Sand Rock, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Bartel Myke made 8 new friends this year: Audra Aldis, Kristopher Gilles, Calla Gilles, Sayers Jordan, Henrique Jordan, Giraud Melvin, Karee Noland, and Felisha Shumeet.
292.   Bartel has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Bartel Myke's younger half-sister, Nickie Shumeet, was born in Dodge. Bartel Myke's parents Lulita Shumeet and Haywood Shumeet divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Bartel Myke made 8 new friends this year: Rodney Aldis, Valenka Gilles, Clare Gilles, Nidia Jordan, Alfonzo Myke, Quincey Myke, Haywood Shumeet, and Vilhelmina Shumeet.
293.   Bartel Myke turned 5. Bartel visited his cousin, Siobhan Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bartel visited his friend Sayers Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bartel visited his father, Quincey Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bartel Myke's father, Quincey Myke, died in Dodge, Sand Rock, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 32 years old. Bartel visited his uncle, Uri Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bartel visited his cousin, Raquela Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Shumeet House, their home, Bartel is attending to Clare Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bartel visited his cousin, Erinn Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bartel Myke met one new person this year, Elita Jordan. Bartel Myke made 8 new friends this year: Suellen Aldis, Joy Aldis, Cindie Gilles, Uri Gilles, Ilyse Jordan, Aldwin Myke, Mischa Myke, and Suellen Shumeet.
294.   Bartel Myke made 14 new friends this year: Uri Aldis, Dru Gilles, Adella Gilles, Martelle Gilles, Lea Gilles, Uri Gilles, Uri Gilles, Isadora Gilles, Elita Jordan, Lothar Melvin, Win Melvin, Audrey Melvin, Whittaker Shumeet, and Nickie Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bartel this year.
295.   Bartel Myke made 8 new friends this year: Rodney Aldis, Cariotta Aldis, Agretha Gilles, Eustace Gilles, Dena Jordan, Ellene Melvin, Haywood Shumeet, and Sheba Shumeet.
296.   In Shumeet House, their home, Bartel is attending to Lulita Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bartel Myke's mother, Lulita Shumeet, died in Dodge, Sand Rock, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 32 years old. Bartel visited his friend Audra Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Dodge, Sand Rock, where they meet now for the last time. Bartel visited his cousin, Cariotta Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Shumeet House, their home, Bartel is attending to Ryann Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bartel Myke's sister, Ryann Myke, died in Dodge, Sand Rock, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 13 years old. Bartel visited his friend Uri Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bartel this year.
297.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bartel this year.
298.   Bartel Myke is now 10 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bartel this year.
299.   Bartel visited his friend Henrique Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Dodge, Sand Rock, where they meet now for the last time. Bartel Myke made 3 new friends this year: Romona Aldis, Storm Gilles, and Shanda Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bartel this year.
300.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bartel this year.
301.   Bartel Myke made 3 new friends this year: Linnea Aldis, Cassy Gilles, and Ainsley Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bartel this year.
302.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bartel this year.
303.   Bartel Myke is now 15 years old. Bartel visited his grandmother, Suellen Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bartel Myke made 6 new friends this year: Codie Aldis, Brodie Gilles, Adolph Gilles, Lew Gilles, Clare Melvin, and Shea Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bartel this year.
304.   Bartel Myke met one new person this year, Rodney Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bartel this year.
305.   Bartel Myke wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. Bartel visited his friend Philippa Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Dodge, Sand Rock, where they meet now for the last time. Bartel Myke met one new person this year, Lebbie Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bartel this year.
306.   Bartel Myke is now 18 years old. Bartel Myke wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. Bartel Myke married Lea Gilles in Dodge, Sand Rock. Lea Gilles is now named Lea Myke. Bartel Myke was murdered in Dodge, Sand Rock by Glorianna Myke; he was 18 years old. Bartel Myke was laid to rest in the Dodge cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
307.   Lea Myke gave birth to a boy named Davey Derek Myke, after Davey Prasun, of whom Bartel Myke is the father.
311.   Bartel Myke's brother, Aldwin Myke, murdered Glorianna Myke in an act of revenge.