Narrative

283.   Barnebas Pepito Myke was born to Randa Myke and Leroy Myke in the town of Shirley, on the island of Centreville. 6 people came to meet Barnebas Myke for the first time this year: Sonny Myke, Randa Myke, Leroy Myke, Leroy Myke, Barnebas Myke, and Milli Myke. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Barnebas this year.
284.   Barnebas is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bertie Aldis people came to meet Barnebas Myke for the first time. Barnebas Myke made 4 new friends this year: Bertie Aldis, Fortune Jordan, Rozina Noland, and Alfonzo Noland.
285.   Barnebas is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
286.   Barnebas is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Hiram Aldis people came to meet Barnebas Myke for the first time.
287.   Barnebas has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
288.   Barnebas Myke is now 5 years old. Barnebas Myke met one new person this year, Chiquita Noland. Barnebas Myke made 4 new friends this year: Ali Aldis, Chiquita Noland, Osmond Noland, and Tomas Noland.
290.   Barnebas Myke made 4 new friends this year: Gershom Aldis, Obadiah Myke, Pepito Myke, and Margareta Noland.
291.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barnebas this year.
292.   Barnebas Myke's younger sister, Randa Myke, was born in Shirley. Barnebas Myke's sister, Randa Myke, died in Shirley, Centreville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Barnebas Myke met one new person this year, Blaine Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Barnebas this year.
293.   Barnebas Myke turned 10. Barnebas visited his friend Jesselyn Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Shirley, Centreville, where they meet now for the last time. Barnebas Myke met one new person this year, Torie Noland.
294.   Barnebas visited his friend Fortune Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Shirley, Centreville, where they meet now for the last time. Barnebas Myke met one new person this year, Ashely Noland. Barnebas Myke made 3 new friends this year: Austen Aldis, Wally Noland, and Loria Noland.
295.   Barnebas Myke met 4 new people this year: Durante Noland, Corenda Noland, Partha Noland, and Kerrin Noland. Barnebas Myke made 4 new friends this year: Meade Myke, Partha Noland, Flossy Noland, and Garcon Noland.
296.   Barnebas Myke's younger brother, Mack Myke, was born in Shirley. Barnebas Myke met 4 new people this year: Shamit Myke, Faunie Noland, Viki Myke, and Adolpho Noland. Barnebas Myke made 5 new friends this year: Sibbie Aldis, Corenda Noland, Lois Noland, Ashely Noland, and Partha Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barnebas this year.
297.   Barnebas Myke's parents Randa Myke and Leroy Myke divorced after 26 years of marriage; they had 7 children together. Randa Myke and Leroy Myke decided that Randa will stay in their house, and Leroy will move out. Barnebas visited his friend Chiquita Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Shirley, Centreville, where they meet now for the last time. Barnebas Myke met one new person this year, Darth Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barnebas this year.
298.   Barnebas Myke is now 15 years old. Barnebas Myke's father Leroy Myke married Margareta Noland in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas Myke moved out of Gilles House in Shirley. Randa Myke stopped in the wilderness 11 miles west of Shirley. Barnebas Myke met 4 new people this year: Pincus Aldis, Marita Aldis, Martie Aldis, and Brynna Aldis. Barnebas visited with his friend Alfonzo Noland, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas Myke made 4 new friends this year: Marita Aldis, Genni Aldis, Brynna Aldis, and Martie Aldis.
301.   Barnebas Myke turned 18. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Barnebas this year.
302.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Barnebas this year.
303.   Barnebas Myke turned 20. Barnebas Myke had a sexual liaison with Martie Aldis. Barnebas Myke decided to leave Wilderness of Centreville; he will do so shortly. Barnebas Myke is moving north from Wilderness of Centreville at a brisk pace. Barnebas Myke traveled 3 miles north in the wilderness of Centreville.
304.   Barnebas Myke decided to leave Wilderness of Centreville; he will do so shortly. Barnebas Myke is moving west from Wilderness of Centreville at a swift pace. Barnebas Myke stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Centreville.
305.   Barnebas Myke's mother Randa Myke married Garcon Noland in the wilderness of Centreville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Centreville, along with child Mack Myke. Randa Myke is now named Randa Noland. Barnebas Myke decided to leave Wilderness of Centreville; he will do so shortly. Barnebas Myke is moving north from Wilderness of Centreville at a brisk pace. Barnebas Myke traveled a mile north in the wilderness of Centreville.
306.   Barnebas Myke's father Leroy Myke married Rozina Noland in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas Myke decided to leave Wilderness of Centreville; he will do so shortly. Barnebas Myke is moving south from Wilderness of Centreville at a fast pace. Barnebas Myke traveled 9 miles south in the wilderness of Centreville. Barnebas Myke met one new person this year, Arabela Vaclav.
307.   Barnebas Myke decided to leave Wilderness of Centreville; he will do so shortly. Barnebas Myke is moving east from Wilderness of Centreville at a fast pace. Barnebas Myke traveled 7 miles east in the wilderness of Centreville. Barnebas Myke met two new people this year, Tracey Myke and Bertrand Myke.
308.   Barnebas Myke is now 25 years old. Barnebas Myke decided to leave Wilderness of Centreville; he will do so shortly. Barnebas Myke is moving east from Wilderness of Centreville at a brisk pace. Barnebas Myke stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Centreville. Barnebas visited with his friend Bridget Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas visited with his friend Durante Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Shirley, Centreville.
309.   Barnebas Myke is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Barnebas Myke moved into Myke House in Parsons. Tracey Myke, Durante Noland, Augusta Vaclav, Mel Myke, Bertrand Myke, Bridget Noland, Casie Myke, Lois Vaclav, Blaine Vaclav, Barnebas Myke, Bridget Noland, Casie Myke, Tracey Myke, Augusta Vaclav, and Lois Vaclav, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Centreville called Parsons.
310.   Barnebas Myke is thinking about leaving Parsons, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
311.   Barnebas Myke is thinking about leaving Parsons, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Barnebas Myke met two new people this year, Taylor Noland and Jesselyn Aldis. Barnebas Myke made 5 new friends this year: Alida Aldis, Casie Myke, Taylor Noland, Charmine Noland, and Augusta Vaclav. The settlements of Clarkston, Shirleyand Parsons are consolidating; since it's the oldest town and the cultural center of the area, Clarkston will absorb the other settlements. Due to its annexation of Parsons, Barnebas Myke now lives in Clarkston.
312.   Barnebas Myke met 24 new people this year: Charlean Aldis, Idalia Vaclav, Wolfy Myke, Horatio Noland, Kanya Aldis, Beau Noland, Boniface Vaclav, Woodie Aldis, Leyla Myke, Janifer Noland, Felicio Myke, Dian Myke, Thane Noland, Hiro Aldis, Gabriel Vaclav, Gershom Aldis, Olenka Vaclav, Gelya Noland, Freddie Myke, Gabriel Vaclav, Paul Myke, Allan Noland, Clarance Noland, and Ikey Noland. Barnebas visited with his family member Genni Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in the wilderness of Centreville. Barnebas reunited with his sister Sonny Noland, who he hasn't seen since 15 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas reunited with his sister Milli Myke, who he hasn't seen since 15 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas visited with his family member Obadiah Myke, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas visited with his friend Osmond Noland, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas visited with his friend Faunie Noland, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas visited with his friend Corenda Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas visited with his nephew Austen Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas visited with his friend Flossy Noland, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas visited with his friend Wally Noland, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas visited with his friend Rozina Myke, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas caught up with an old acquaintance, Kerrin Noland, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas visited with his family member Loria Noland, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas caught up with an old acquaintance, Shamit Myke, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas caught up with an old acquaintance, Darth Myke, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas visited with his friend Ali Noland, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in the wilderness of Centreville. Barnebas visited with his friend Ashely Myke, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas visited with his friend Amalie Myke, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas visited with his family member Pepito Myke, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas visited with his family member Sibbie Myke, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas reunited with his brother Leroy Myke, who he hasn't seen since 15 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas caught up with an old acquaintance, Viki Myke, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas Myke made 16 new friends this year: Woodie Aldis, Charlean Aldis, Felicio Myke, Shamit Myke, Amalie Myke, Thane Noland, Gelya Noland, Ikey Noland, Janifer Noland, Beau Noland, Kerrin Noland, Faunie Noland, Casi Vaclav, Boniface Vaclav, Olenka Vaclav, and Gabriel Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barnebas this year.
313.   Barnebas Myke turned 30. Barnebas Myke married Flossy Noland in Clarkston, Centreville. Flossy Noland is now named Flossy Myke. Barnebas Myke murdered Osmond Noland in an act of revenge. Taylor Noland attempted to murder Barnebas Myke as revenge for the latter's murder of Osmond Noland, but failed. The blood feud is not resolved, however. Barnebas Myke met 5 new people this year: Pierette Myke, Maureene Vaclav, Beau Aldis, Magna Aldis, and Maurise Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barnebas this year.
314.   Barnebas visited his friend Rozina Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 31 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Barnebas Myke was murdered by Taylor Noland in an act of revenge. Barnebas Myke was laid to rest in the Clarkston cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
315.   Barnebas Myke's brother, Leroy Myke, murdered Taylor Noland in an act of revenge.
317.   Barnebas Myke's parents Randa Noland and Garcon Noland divorced after 12 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
319.   Barnebas Myke's mother Randa Noland married Geoff Gilles in Black Diamond, Centreville. Randa Noland is now named Randa Gilles.