Narrative

276.   Neddie Benjamen Prasun was born to Pansy Prasun and Rudolfo Prasun in the town of Gilles Point, on the island of Port Jervis. 13 people came to meet Neddie Prasun for the first time this year: Winne Prasun, Pansy Prasun, Ty Prasun, Emogene Noland, Rudolfo Prasun, Danna Prasun, Charleen Shumeet, Percy Prasun, Rozalin Prasun, Ellen Gilles, Haleigh Prasun, Hector Prasun, and Neddie Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Neddie this year.
277.   Neddie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Neddie Prasun's younger sister, Leodora Prasun, was born in Gilles Point. Tia Gilles people came to meet Neddie Prasun for the first time. Neddie Prasun made 5 new friends this year: Reginald Gilles, Rudolfo Prasun, Rozalin Prasun, Ricki Prasun, and Charleen Shumeet.
278.   Neddie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Neddie Prasun made 5 new friends this year: Lorilyn Gilles, Petronilla Prasun, Penny Prasun, Hector Prasun, and Marillin Zollie.
279.   Neddie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Neddie Prasun made 6 new friends this year: Tait Gilles, Tait Gilles, Cathrin Gilles, Emogene Noland, Spencer Prasun, and Davey Prasun.
280.   Neddie has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
281.   Neddie Prasun is now 5 years old. Neddie Prasun's mother, Pansy Prasun, took her own life in Gilles Point, Port Jervis; she was 27 years old. Neddie Prasun met 3 new people this year: Tait Prasun, Loleta Prasun, and Dru Gilles. Neddie Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Winne Prasun, Percy Prasun, and Haleigh Prasun.
282.   Neddie Prasun met 5 new people this year: Julius Gilles, Alysa Prasun, Violet Prasun, Carlos Prasun, and Llewellyn Prasun. Neddie Prasun made 14 new friends this year: Sara Gilles, Tia Gilles, Kelsey Noland, Valaree Noland, Violet Prasun, Llewellyn Prasun, Windy Prasun, Marian Prasun, Ethel Prasun, Loleta Prasun, Sophronia Prasun, Loleta Prasun, Cass Prasun, and Aurel Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neddie this year.
283.   Neddie Prasun met two new people this year, Marya Prasun and Brewster Prasun. Neddie Prasun made 8 new friends this year: Dahlia Gilles, Carlos Prasun, Ty Prasun, Marya Prasun, Brewster Prasun, Dorena Prasun, Daffie Prasun, and Leodora Prasun.
284.   Neddie Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Julius Gilles, Quintin Prasun, and Cherise Zollie.
285.   Neddie Prasun's father Rudolfo Prasun married Dasha Gilles in Gilles Point, Port Jervis. Neddie Prasun met two new people this year, Engelbart Gilles and Alfonse Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neddie this year.
286.   Neddie Prasun turned 10. Neddie Prasun's younger half-brother, Lars Prasun, was born in Gilles Point. Neddie visited his friend Emogene Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Gilles Point, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Neddie Prasun's half-brother, Lars Prasun, died in Gilles Point, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
287.   Neddie Prasun's younger half-brother, Wilburt Prasun, was born in Gilles Point. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neddie this year.
288.   Neddie Prasun's half-brother, Wilburt Prasun, died in Gilles Point, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Neddie Prasun met one new person this year, Darth Prasun.
290.   Neddie Prasun's younger half-sister, Ethel Prasun, was born in Gilles Point. Neddie Prasun met two new people this year, Darren Prasun and Lenny Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neddie this year.
291.   Neddie Prasun is now 15 years old. The settlements of Gilles Point and Darien are consolidating; since it's the oldest town and the cultural center of the area, Gilles Point will absorb the other settlements.
292.   Neddie Prasun decided to leave Gilles Point; he will do so shortly. Neddie Prasun moved out of Prasun House in Gilles Point. Neddie Prasun is moving east from Wilderness of Port Jervis at a rapid pace. Neddie Prasun stopped in the wilderness 44 miles east of Gilles Point. Neddie visited with his uncle Lefty Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Gilles Point, Port Jervis. Neddie visited with his family member Tia Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Gilles Point, Port Jervis. Neddie visited with his friend Marillin Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Gilles Point, Port Jervis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Neddie this year.
293.   Neddie Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Lefty Zollie, Tia Zollie, and Anurag Zollie.
294.   Neddie Prasun is now 18 years old. Neddie Prasun met one new person this year, Dahlia Zollie.
295.   Neddie Prasun is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Neddie Prasun moved into Prasun House in Mount Zollie. Neddie Prasun, Lefty Zollie, Ely Noland, Marillin Zollie, Anurag Zollie, Siffre Zollie, Karna Prasun, Dahlia Zollie, Tia Zollie, Marillin Zollie, Anurag Zollie, Siffre Zollie, Dahlia Zollie, and Tia Zollie, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Port Jervis called Mount Zollie, which they named for Dahlia Zollie. Neddie Prasun married Tia Zollie in Mount Zollie, Port Jervis. Tia Zollie is now named Tia Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Neddie this year.
296.   Neddie Prasun is now 20 years old.
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299.   Neddie Prasun and Tia Prasun divorced after 4 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Neddie Prasun and Tia Prasun decided that Tia will stay in their house, and Neddie will move out. Neddie Prasun moved out of Prasun House in Mount Zollie. Neddie Prasun moved into Prasun House in Mount Zollie.
300.   Neddie Prasun has made up his mind: he is going to leave Mount Zollie, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Neddie Prasun met two new people this year, Almire Prasun and Luis Prasun. Neddie visited with his friend Daffie Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Gilles Point, Port Jervis. Neddie Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Almire Prasun, Spencer Prasun, and Luis Prasun.
301.   Neddie Prasun turned 25. Neddie Prasun is thinking about leaving Mount Zollie, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Neddie Prasun met one new person this year, Britni Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Neddie this year.
302.   Neddie Prasun is thinking about leaving Mount Zollie, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Neddie Prasun's sister, Leodora Prasun, murdered 30-year-old Davey Prasun in Winthrop, Port Jervis.
303.   Neddie Prasun has made up his mind: he is going to leave Mount Zollie, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
304.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Neddie this year.
306.   Neddie Prasun turned 30. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Neddie this year.
307.   Neddie visited his cousin, Lefty Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
309.   Neddie Prasun met one new person this year, Kelila Noland. Neddie just found out from Charleen Prasun that his sister Leodora Prasun was murdered in Winthrop, Port Jervis 7 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 18 years ago in in Gilles Point, Port Jervis. (Charleen had recently found this out from Arlie Prasun.) Neddie visited with his friend Charleen Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in the wilderness of Port Jervis.
310.   Neddie visited his friend Zelig Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Neddie Prasun met 6 new people this year: Silvan Aldis, Alisun Aldis, Rodney Aldis, Bartlett Prasun, Lola Aldis, and Lea Aldis. Neddie Prasun made 5 new friends this year: Alisun Aldis, Lea Aldis, Rodney Aldis, Lola Aldis, and Bartlett Prasun.
311.   Neddie Prasun met two new people this year, Jeanine Gilles and Gilbertine Gilles. Neddie Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Sigfried Gilles, Jeanine Gilles, Elnora Gilles, and Gilbertine Gilles. The settlements of Mount Zollie and Defiance are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Mount Zollie will absorb the other settlements.
312.   Neddie visited his friend Elnora Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Neddie visited his friend Jeanine Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Neddie visited his friend Marillin Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 35 years ago in Gilles Point, Port Jervis. Neddie Prasun met 3 new people this year: Saxe Noland, Rudolfo Prasun, and Arlie Prasun. Neddie caught up with an old acquaintance, Alysa Noland, who he hadn't seen since 29 years ago in Gilles Point, Port Jervis. Neddie Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Saxe Noland, Alysa Noland, Rudolfo Prasun, and Arlie Prasun.
313.   Neddie Prasun met 4 new people this year: Susanna Prasun, Leonora Gilles, Rudolfo Prasun, and Erl Gilles.
314.   Karna Noland had a sexual liaison with Neddie Prasun. Neddie Prasun met 4 new people this year: Gabriel Zollie, Georg Zollie, Miguel Prasun, and Spencer Zollie. Neddie Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Gabriel Zollie, Georg Zollie, and Spencer Zollie.
315.   Neddie Prasun attempted to murder Lefty Zollie, but failed and was himself killed. Neddie Prasun was killed in Mount Zollie, Port Jervis by his uncle Lefty Zollie, who was acting in self-defense; he was 39 years old. Neddie Prasun was laid to rest in the Mount Zollie cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
322.   Neddie Prasun's half-sister, Ethel Noland, murdered 26-year-old Wylie Zollie in Robertson, Port Jervis.