The insult server started out as a hardware project.  A long time ago I saw a DOS program which left a screenful of very creative semi-random insults on a users PC screen.  For some reason, this really appealed to me.  I came up with a box that used a PIC microcontroller and a voice chip, but it sounded horrible.  Finally after a long plane trip, I went up to my friends studio and recorded twelve different insults.  By chopping these up and reassembling them, I can generate over one million possible combinations.
This is not as many as a certain Mr. Strong can spout, so I hereby dedicate the Insult Server  to him!
Here are a couple of more things I found that you can do in HTML: 
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