The insult server started out as a hardware project.
A long time ago I saw a DOS program which left a screenful of very creative
semi-random insults on a users PC screen. For some reason, this really
appealed to me. I came up with a box that used a PIC microcontroller
and a voice chip, but it sounded horrible. Finally after a long plane
trip, I went up to my friends studio and recorded twelve different insults.
By chopping these up and reassembling them, I can generate over one million
possible combinations.
This is not as many as a certain Mr. Strong can
spout, so I hereby dedicate the Insult
Server to him!
Here are a couple of more things I found that you can do in
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