--- Ed Wood (1994)
Mayor: Jack! I'm only a public offical! I can't make decisions by myself!--- The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
PM {Responding to Sir Humphery}: "Don't tell me about the press. I
know exactly who reads the papers.
The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country.
The Guardian is run by people who think they ought to run the
country.
The Times is read by people who actually do run the country.
The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country.
The Financial Times is read by people who own the country.
The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to
be run by another country.
The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is."
Sir Humphery: "Prime Minister, what about the Sun?"
Bernard: "The Sun readers don't care who runs the country as long as she's
got big tits."
--- Yes, Prime Minister: A Conflict of Interest
"Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck by the difference between what things are and what they might have been."
--- Hazlitt
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Last Updated:March 29 2001